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Ularg posted:And finally, on the Killer Instinct subreddit: You could have just said "there's a Killer Instinct subreddit" and basically gold-medaled the thread. 
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I lived in a complete shithole of an apartment before buying my house, and we had flour beetles infest our food. You do not want to eat anything they have touched. I cannot describe what they taste like, but it's by far the worst thing on the planet. It's overwhelmingly strong, very sour, and the taste stays in your mouth for hours. I have never come across anything that smells or tastes anything like them except maybe varnish. If there is even one beetle or larva in your cookie, the entire thing is ruined. Ruined.
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Picnic Princess posted:I lived in a complete shithole of an apartment before buying my house, and we had flour beetles infest our food. You do not want to eat anything they have touched. I cannot describe what they taste like, but it's by far the worst thing on the planet. It's overwhelmingly strong, very sour, and the taste stays in your mouth for hours. I have never come across anything that smells or tastes anything like them except maybe varnish. If there is even one beetle or larva in your cookie, the entire thing is ruined. Ruined. So Turkeyes should take the cookies to work as an anonymous gift.
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Puppy Time posted:I've been told that "vagina bones" is meant as a humorous term. It's still really dumb, of course. A girl I know pointed out the male equivalent of these, and claimed they were known as 'cock slides'. That term has always amused me.
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EL BROMANCE posted:A girl I know pointed out the male equivalent of these, and claimed they were known as 'cock slides'. That term has always amused me. I prefer "cum gutters."
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Pastry of the Year posted:You could have just said "there's a Killer Instinct subreddit" and basically gold-medaled the thread. My nipples have never been so hard as to stretch fabric tautly across my chest like that. What am I doing wrong?
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EL BROMANCE posted:A girl I know pointed out the male equivalent of these, and claimed they were known as 'cock slides'. That term has always amused me. I never had a term for those before, so I'm swiping that now. Bast Relief posted:My nipples have never been so hard as to stretch fabric tautly across my chest like that. What am I doing wrong? Well, these are people who have trained to fight for most of their lives, so it's probably some ancient martial arts secret. Stiletto Titty Technique or something.
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Oct 2, 2016 03:26
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I always be walking around like "poo poo anyone got a charger my iPad ran out of batteries again".
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Oct 2, 2016 03:36
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Yeah, all those books that hold hundreds of books in a small package. I will never understand the rancor some people hold for reading on computers; it's not like they're taking away actual print books any time soon.
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Anyone have that webcomic about the smug motherfucker on the airplane who doesn't have to power down his book during takeoff? I hate that guy.
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You know what I have that people who read books don't? Shelf space. Because I don't read.
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Picnic Princess posted:Anyone have that webcomic about the smug motherfucker on the airplane who doesn't have to power down his book during takeoff? I was trying to find that too. Apparently it's impossible to google.
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My secret to the ultimate enjoyment of reading is not defining myself by how many books I read, nor which form they happen to be in.
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Picnic Princess posted:Anyone have that webcomic about the smug motherfucker on the airplane who doesn't have to power down his book during takeoff? This one? 
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Can you explain this funny tweet? I don't understand it because I am not a bookworm. Even considering how convenient it is to have a device that can hold hundreds of books the batteries on those things last for something like 20 goddamn hours. I'm sure you can find time to charge it during then.
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Puppy Time posted:Yeah, all those books that hold hundreds of books in a small package. Ray Bradbury posted:He resisted the conversion of his work into e-books, saying in 2010 "We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now". still makes me laugh
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Crocoswine posted:still makes me laugh He was going to write Fahrenheit 2,577, which was supposed to be a utopian novel.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:He was going to write Fahrenheit 2,577, which was supposed to be a utopian novel. Is that the temperature at which a Kindle burns?
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Pot Of Shoe posted:Is that the temperature at which a Kindle burns? Silicon melts. Now I had to explain it, so I guess it just wasn't that funny. 
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LL_Ghoul_J posted:This one? That's the one. A fitting end for such an annoying prick.
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I just use real books because i have a terrible memory and never remember to recharge anything, so it's either something that's always plugged in (PC) or doesn't need charging (book) But i accept this is a matter of preference due to my own shortcomings
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I have a hard time adapting to new technologies, and I've already gotten used to books.
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I live in an non English speaking country and like carrying something light when I travel
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Ularg posted:I can't even focus long enough to read a news article, let alone a book. What's this post say? I can't get to the end.
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Puppy Time posted:I will never understand the rancor some people hold for reading on computers; it's not like they're taking away actual print books any time soon.  as desecration. Who think that the bad thing about book burning is the physical destruction of books rather than the underlying censorship. Who talk about having so many books because they can't bear to get rid of them. And who for some reason never seem to talk about any books they've read recently, just about how they reread Lord of the Rings or Pride and Prejudice at least once a year and how little time they have for TV/movies/video games. Mak0rz posted:Even considering how convenient it is to have a device that can hold hundreds of books the batteries on those things last for something like 20 goddamn hours. I'm sure you can find time to charge it during then.
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Less "idiot on social media," more "endearingly unfortunate picture choice": Do your best, Pennsatucky.
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Its funny, I have a friend who reads hundreds of books a year (no exaggeration)and works in a library. Yet she never posts a single meme about how ebooks are terrible or shits on other people's tastes in novels. To her, reading is something she loves and enjoys, and not a status symbol or replacement for a personality.
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Cuntellectual posted:How do you view comments on imgur anyways? I'm morbidly curious and don't see any. I have always wondered about this I assumed you had to be logged in, I never see them either. I must have some browser plugin I forgot about.
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I Killed GBS posted:I just use real books because i have a terrible memory and never remember to recharge anything, so it's either something that's always plugged in (PC) or doesn't need charging (book) Ebooks are better because you can read them on the train and that oval office halfway down the carriage can't judge you because he doesn't know what you're reading. Again, personal preference. Maybe you want everyone to know that you're nearly finished Mein Kampf.
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Semprini posted:Ebooks are better because you can read them on the train and that oval office halfway down the carriage can't judge you because he doesn't know what you're reading. Just cut the cover off a respectable book and glue it over whatever you're actually reading. Problem solved.
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Tiggum posted:Just cut the cover off a respectable book and glue it over whatever you're actually reading. Problem solved. Fun fact: If you buy a book in a store in Japan, they'll include a slip-on cover for it so you can read it on the train without getting judged.
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Semprini posted:Ebooks are better because you can read them on the train and that oval office halfway down the carriage can't judge you because he doesn't know what you're reading. This is my edition of Mein Kampf:  So I need at least three seats anyway, might as well let everyone know that Hitler stole their seat!
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