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mind the walrus posted:A REAL MAN knows he needs tactical action camouflage for everyday operations. That's why we worked with the USMC to bring you an armada of male facial products to ensure that YOU never need to go to Buffalo Wild Wings unprepared.
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I grew up hunting and fishing in northern michigan and these days I cringe I when I see those huge megastores for "sportsmen" selling thousands of useless expensive doodads to help put a fish on a hook or a deer in your sights aint nothing manly bout gear queers  for true manly ads you gotta take it back to the 70s though 
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not very manly to carry a coin with a woman on it
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Sep 29, 2016 18:13
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  i saw a girl eat one of these once and she exploded, so take from that what you will
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his gun says hollow points but his lips say full metal jack it
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Internaut! posted:I grew up hunting and fishing in northern michigan and these days I cringe I when I see those huge megastores for "sportsmen" selling thousands of useless expensive doodads to help put a fish on a hook or a deer in your sights Field & Stream has become a shopping mall for men, if you took the hunting section from Walmart and made it 100 times bigger without getting better products and making sure everything is still plastic junk from China, you have made a Field & Stream I was asking a kid working there where the Berkley biodegradable artificial maggots are and he goes DON'T YA WANT SOMETHING BIGGER LIKE A PLASTIC BLUEGILL THAT 'SWIMS' WHEN YA REELIN' IT IN? And I said I'm fishing for bluegill man I actually eat the fish and he's like WELL I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT so I left and used corn instead. social vegan posted:his gun says hollow points but his lips say full metal jack it Despite your cruelty and ignorance of my posting genius this is a certifiable 
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social vegan posted:his gun says hollow points but his lips say full metal jack it subversive imagery? in *my* manly ads? 
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  Lads we treated the women right (like the church does) and bullied the jew rapists, our hockey, and literary triumphs prove we are feminist because we included the girls! God and the niacin creed say we don't have to understand them just subjugate them and the trans people sufficiently so we can manipulate them into sucking our penises. TRUE EQUALITY. EAGLEATARIAN MEN CA CAW The Laughing Man fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Sep 29, 2016 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:So is he gonna take it or is he trying to give it to someone cause he's gotta small dick? Indigestion? Well harden up, ya oval office. Get some Liquid Concrete into ya. And when some bastard stabs ya in the guts next time yer inside, just fuckin' laugh.
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Somewhere in SA mart there was a dude selling HIGH SPEED LOW DRAG TIER ONE WARFIGHTER'S TACTICAL MINTS
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a bone to pick posted:MAN UP Those aren't even diapers they're maxi pads
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Mange Mite posted:Those aren't even diapers they're maxi pads maxi RADS *gleams the cube*
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he looks like a fusion of all 4 guys from impractical jokers
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Zzulu posted:Do you accept the challenge? Wtf is up with this guys pube beard
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Mange Mite posted:Those aren't even diapers they're maxi pads manpoms
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5 Products That Every Man Needs To Start Using, Now
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reasonable price for dana white's yogi brother
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Zzulu posted:Do you accept the challenge? Even manlier: 
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Applewhite posted:I'm a hard working American man. I have rock hard muscles and I have rock hard callouses on my feet. This little thing? *holds up dainty pink pedegg* ain't gonna cut it. *tosses pedegg over shoulder* When I'm grinding down my MANLY callouses, I need the all-American grinding power of Colorado flint, powered by a high torque electric engine and spun at 300RPMS. *a shower of sparks explodes from calloused heel as the grinder bears down on it* If you're a real man, you have a real man's callouses, and that means you need the GRINDMAX TURBO. I'd buy this. Calluses suck
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What does your dog say about your man-hood? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFL5u1X5Dew
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You're a REAL MAN and that means you need to rise above the competition. With our Stand Tall High Heeled Shoe line, you can finally stomp out your rivals!
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I shot myself in the face with a crossbow and I ain't need no doctor.
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u wan gently caress posted:You ever notice how Cialis commercials always feature happy couples, which Viagra commercials feature working men fording rivers to get home to a faceless bedroom light? Makes you think. Recent viagra commercials have a female spokesperson talking about how her partners dull wang was disappointing. It's a subtle cockshaming that gets me as hard as a diamond.
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a man, muscular and naked, stares at his small, pathetic coffee maker. for a solid 10 seconds we focus on his facial expressions as he slowly gets angrier. then we flash to the coffee maker and back to his face over and over again for another 10 seconds. the final 10 seconds are of him going to a store in the nude to buy a LARGE MAN SIZED COFFE MAKER THAT SPRAYS COFFEE INTO A STOUT, LARGE PAIL AT HIGH SPEEDS. THE COFFEE IS THE CONSISTENCY OF OIL AND THE MAN FINALLY SHOWS ONLY THE TINIEST GLIMPSE OF PLEASURE ON HIS FACE AS HE BEGINS TO CONSUME THE OILY COFFEE. the key is that he is nude the entire commercial and has a muscular body
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is this the thread for sharing cat pics?
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Loofahs and washcloths are for dainty little pussies, get a SHOWER TOOL https://www.walmart.com/ip/AXE-Detailer-Shower-Tool/10535909
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garfield hentai posted:Loofahs and washcloths are for dainty little pussies, get a SHOWER TOOL lol it even comes in a penis-shaped package.
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Applewhite posted:lol it even comes in a penis-shaped package. I think thats the patented DICKSHIELDTM to protect your junk while you are cleaning with the OMEGA ACTION AXE BATH TOOL
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But I have a dad. Can I have 2 dads?
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Bud K ninja sword posted:I think thats the patented DICKSHIELDTM to protect your junk while you are cleaning with the OMEGA ACTION AXE BATH TOOL No, you're gonna want to scrub that dick HARD.
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This ad played a few times on KUFO here in the Portland area, before the station frequency was bought out and changed into right-wing talk radio or whatever. I think it's pretty manly for a radio ad: "I pull up to the Burger King in my lifted Dodge Ram 3500 and enter the restaurant. My truck's too big for the drive-thru and I need to draw attention to myself anyway. I order a triple Whopper, double up on the cheese, double up on the bacon, a whole bottle of BBQ sauce on it, and nothing else. I'm not a loving rabbit with ovaries, pal. I pull out my wallet constructed from the scrotum of a ten point buck, made by the guy who shot the drat thing up in Saskatchewan. I pay for my meal with a $20 bill, old Andy Jack thank you very much, tell the middle-aged manager lady manning the till to keep the chain and have a good day. She thanks me for this, I've probably given her more pleasure in this single minute than ten years of unsatisfying marriage to her satellite dish installer husband has. I get my burger, leave the bag on the counter, and go outside. I look at my truck as I lift up the burger and unwrap it. I begin to masticate that meaty motherfucker one handed, my teeth tearing into bacon, slicing circles in semi-melted cheese, making the whole thing ooze BBQ sauce out of the sides and onto my fingers like the heart of some dead beast. As I eat my burger, I reach down with my other hand and unzip the fly of my tan Dickies, reach in and pull out my six inches of glory, and stroke myself off. As I near my climax, I chew into the burger faster, specks of meat and cheese and bun spewing through the crevices of my fingers, and then I bust all over the front of my Dickies, all over my Timberlands, and wherever I can aim. As soon as my first time is finished, I start again, this time with my greasy, sauced up hand. I look at some soccer mom coming out of the Starbucks across the parking lot, catch her eye, and smile. Her eyes go wide and she rushes to her minivan and hurriedly slams her key in the door to unlock it and get inside. I nod and smile at her, then finish up my second time on the tulips near the Burger King entrance. I get it babe, you're scared because you're tempted. And I think, DON'T BOTHER ME. I'M EATING."
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Kthulhu5000 posted:This ad played a few times on KUFO here in the Portland area, before the station frequency was bought out and changed into right-wing talk radio or whatever. I think it's pretty manly for a radio ad: Rock hard right now.
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Fun fact: Zack Snyder owns every single one of these products.
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HEY IM A MANLY MAN WITH A MANLY BEARD HOW CAN I KEEP MY BEARD NICE AND SMART AND LOOKING GOOD WHEN I DO MY HECTIC JOB OF DATA FILING AT WORK, PLEASE ADVISE!
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Lasher posted:HEY IM A MANLY MAN WITH A MANLY BEARD HOW CAN I KEEP MY BEARD NICE AND SMART AND LOOKING GOOD WHEN I DO MY HECTIC JOB OF DATA FILING AT WORK, PLEASE ADVISE! By shaving it and donating it to a hungry family.
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They how will people know I'm a manly man?
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