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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
trump winning bigly on the international scene







bonus

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Al! posted:

No way that night doesnt become a house of horrors, ill pass

Bunga Bunga is not a horror TYVM

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

even after trump loses in nov someone's gonna keep on looking into this poo poo and it'll ruin dons remaining wealth and businesses, lol

God willing. Will he have anyone important willing to go to bat for him by the time this is all over?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Leviathan posted:

trump winning bigly on the international scene







bonus



hello, im the diet snapple shirt in einem softporno

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Al! posted:

Im maoist

how about we all have a third-way?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




GobiasIndustries posted:

God willing. Will he have anyone important willing to go to bat for him by the time this is all over?

no

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Turns out not only does the Emperor not have any clothes, he's also smoothed like Ken doll.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


moist to meet u

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Karl Sharks posted:

how about we all have a third-way?

If the lady wanted that shed say she was thirsty (taps out cigar ash, wiggles greasepaint mustache)

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
einem Softporno mit kleine Hände

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

This thread is impossible to follow and dumb-zasterous - and I mean this, a complete dumb-zaster - and I love it.

I now appreciate the congrats for my no-content post.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

false. everyone on Trump News Network will be pinch hitting for him. in 2 years TNN will be number one in ratings. in 5 years no one will have any idea DJT ran for president. this thread will be a forgotten fever dream

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Bethamphetamine posted:

This thread is impossible to follow and dumb-zasterous - and I mean this, a complete dumb-zaster - and I love it.

I now appreciate the congrats for my no-content post.

High Five!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Bethamphetamine posted:

This thread is impossible to follow and dumb-zasterous - and I mean this, a complete dumb-zaster - and I love it.

I now appreciate the congrats for my no-content post.

Congrats

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Equeen posted:

It's been a while since I've seen Lady Bullet Farmer, but is there an actual story of Trump surrogates quitting?
She was on Megyn Kelly last week calling Machado a fattie murderer.

I'm guessing it's less surrogates quitting and more that they all want the cushy Fox News bookings and are tired of being wedgied on CNN.

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

Coolguye posted:

no, that guy had a practice or a livelihood - and that's nothing to knock him on. he's taken responsibility for his life and found a great niche in his world. he provides great services to everyone around him most likely. but here's the duality: at your local family clinic, the 5 doctors working there have practices, and do not make a cent if they don't show up in the morning. that doesn't mean those doctors are stupid or whatever, they're loving doctors who do their best and are probably the hardest working folks you will ever meet. but they don't make any money if they don't show up, so they don't have a business. the fat, suit-wearing rear end in a top hat who owns the building, established the relationships with insurance, figured out the lab-work relationships, etc makes the same amount of money whether he's on site or on the beach in Jamaica hitting on apathetic women half his age. that fat gently caress has a business.
I, too, have seen Chris Rock's stand-up.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Leviathan posted:

trump winning bigly on the international scene







bonus



[extremely kosh voice] if u go to sex-tape zu dumm you will die

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

holy loving jesus this may very well end up being great for the nation just because we end up pillorying all these awful people at once

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


appreciated, in advance. Because that's the art of the deal, baby!

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Bethamphetamine posted:

This thread is impossible to follow and dumb-zasterous - and I mean this, a complete dumb-zaster - and I love it.

I now appreciate the congrats for my no-content post.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/172772609627394049

there was also a really lovely moment during that Giuliani thing where he said something like, "hey poor people take the same advantages as Trump to get out of paying taxes."

edit: ah yes
http://www.business2community.com/u...TwIFlYBYyAor.97

quote:

When asked whether such a loophole was fair, Giuliani noted that many Americans have such low incomes that they aren’t required to pay federal income taxes either.

“A lot of the people that are poor take advantage of loopholes and pay no taxes. Those are loopholes also,” he said.

Von Sloneker fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Oct 2, 2016

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Coolguye posted:

holy loving jesus this may very well end up being great for the nation just because we end up pillorying all these awful people at once
the 3 most popular views of the republican nominee for president are

1) rich guy who avoided paying any taxes whatsoever

2) racist

3) sexist

he is unrepentant on these issues and in fact publicly takes pride in them. he represents both the selfish, shortsighted greed of those on top and the ignorant bigotry of those on the bottom. he represents the worst of america.

bringing evils to light. i am extremely curious to see what the republican party looks like on november 9th.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

mandatory lesbian posted:

i don't...ive had hard-boiled tho...i love hard-boiled eggs!

My nigga you need to get yourself to a le pain quotidien ASAP

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.
keep in mind that, as he keeps on saying, trump is being audited by the IRS. So it's probably not safe to guess what's he's been doing based on the assumption he was obeying the law

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Sooo which Republicans have a political future after this?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

STAC Goat posted:

She was on Megyn Kelly last week calling Machado a fattie murderer.

I'm guessing it's less surrogates quitting and more that they all want the cushy Fox News bookings and are tired of being wedgied on CNN.

Maybe Fox News is the safe space tough macho Trump supporters need?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

a.lo posted:

moist to meet u

:grin:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My nigga you need to get yourself to a le pain quotidien ASAP

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pick posted:

Sooo which Republicans have a political future after this?

the usual dipshits are probably fine, sadly. except ted cruz

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx

Von Sloneker posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/172772609627394049

there was also a really lovely moment during that Giuliani thing where he said something like, "hey poor people take the same advantages as Trump to get out of paying taxes."

Ah yes, pulling a Romney is exactly what will save his dying, on-fire campaign.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Pick posted:

Sooo which Republicans have a political future after this?

No one you've heard of

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
I've never seen Jake Tapper as mad as he was when was interviewing Rudy today. The open contempt that the CNN anchors have for the Trump surrogates now is beautiful to watch. They can finally join in with Rachael Maddow and co. in laughing in their loving faces every night.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Pick posted:

Sooo which Republicans have a political future after this?

Kasich

He stuck to his guns and didn't endorse Trump, but also wasn't a huge public rear end in a top hat about Trump either. If the republicans cant stomp down the racists and tea-partiers in the 2020 primary, he will win.


So, what I'm saying is that he has 0 chance of winning the 2020 primary

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
#ShookTrump

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

MC Nietzche posted:

Ah yes, pulling a Romney is exactly what will save his dying, on-fire campaign.

that was in 2012

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

keep in mind that, as he keeps on saying, trump is being audited by the IRS. So it's probably not safe to guess what's he's been doing based on the assumption he was obeying the law

nah audits happen all the time for any number of reasons

that he's being audited is the least damning thing we know about his finances tbh

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I don't understand who the shell entity purchases the debt from. The IRS? The individual creditors? In either or any case, why sell the debt to the shell trump entity? Surely the return on the debt if they actually try to enforce its payment exceeds literally .1 cents on the dollar, but maybe I'm wrong.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

etalian posted:

Maybe Fox News is the safe space tough macho Trump supporters need?

There's probably wrestling matches in the Trump Campaign. Loser goes on CNN, winner gets Hannity.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

No one you've heard of

loving hipsters

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Studio
Jan 15, 2008



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

No one you've heard of

So half the people that ran in the primary

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