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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But ISP said their speeds were "blazing fast." :qq:

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ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





MiniFoo posted:

Hey, client. You have four more terabytes of data to upload in this initial sync to Egnyte. The sync will be done in 18 days. I know this because I know how fast your upload speed is, and it cannot go faster. Meaning that the sync won't complete any faster, either.

Yes, I know you've already been waiting three weeks. That was the first four and a half terabytes, out of eight and a half. Do you know how much a terabyte is? A thousand gigabytes, or a million megabytes. It's loving huge. It's going to take a long time, so shut your goddamn trap.

I've used the phrase "draining the ocean through a straw" before in this situation. Sure, it's possible, but it'll take a long loving time.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ConfusedUs posted:

I've used the phrase "draining the ocean through a straw" before in this situation. Sure, it's possible, but it'll take a long loving time.

Really they should just send a copy of it via snail mail. It would have been way faster.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ratbert90 posted:

Really they should just send a copy of it via snail mail. It would have been way faster.

The sneakernet is still a real thing.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Humphreys posted:

The sneakernet is still a real thing.

What's that quote?

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes doing 70 on the freeway"

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

flosofl posted:

What's that quote?

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes doing 70 on the freeway"

Google still does regional syncs using these custom disk enclosure things, spool out 500+ TB of crap, courier it across the country, plug it in and then sync the deltas.

Wake_N_Bake
Dec 5, 2003

I love to argue by using all caps. I feel it helps keep people from noticing that I have little or nothing to add to any given conversation. I also
We routinely send massive storage servers to many clients primary site for a sneakernet update to the storage at the secondary.

Bonus points for when they have a 1Gb connection to some lovely Metro and the actual backhaul is like 40Mb up once it hits the backbone.

I blame sales. They just hate explaining the cost of fiber.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Had to send one of my guys to Chicago on a Sunday with a bag full of tapes after the initial cloud sync crapped out after our point of no return. Thankfully none of this poo poo was our fault, client had their own people there and so did the software vendor, we were just the ones willing to actually make something work.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Spent two weeks convincing my old boss that we were never going to sync our NetApps using our 10mb connection. Didn't want me to pay the mileage to drive 2 hours to get the other one, sync it on the LAN, and then take it back to the colo.

Sheep
Jul 24, 2003

DigitalMocking posted:

Still pissing me off: Level 3.

keep investigating rear end in a top hat.

gently caress Earthlink to the ends of the world and back but at least they are up front with the escalation path so you never have to yell at the same person twice.

Compare to TWC, who I spent eight months trying to resolve an issue with but eventually just gave up. AFAIK it has never been fixed and I don't even care anymore since we just stopped paying the bill on that account yet still somehow have (kinda broken) service nearly a year later.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Bob Morales posted:

Didn't want me to pay the mileage to drive 2 hours

Good God, what a cheapskate. That would come up to maybe $120 or so?

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.
FWIW- AWS Snowball is awesome for this (obviously only if you are on AWS).

A ruggedized chassis shows up with all the cables you need, plug it in to your local network, copy files to it like an AWS S3 bucket, drop it off at UPS and wait for the magic to happen.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

MiniFoo posted:

Hey, client. You have four more terabytes of data to upload in this initial sync to Egnyte. The sync will be done in 18 days. I know this because I know how fast your upload speed is, and it cannot go faster. Meaning that the sync won't complete any faster, either.

Yes, I know you've already been waiting three weeks. That was the first four and a half terabytes, out of eight and a half. Do you know how much a terabyte is? A thousand gigabytes, or a million megabytes. It's loving huge. It's going to take a long time, so shut your goddamn trap.

Four and a half terabytes in 3 weeks is amazing though

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I pushed 800GB onto Azure Cool Blob Storage the other day as a backup in ~27 hours. That was my first "holy poo poo 100Mbps synchronous is really nice" moment.

poo poo pissing me off: Trying to take out a new phone contract, having to resort to Twitter to get any loving customer service, they want me to confirm credit card details through DM. gently caress you Carphone Warehouse you absolute garbage fire of retail best practises.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Thanks Ants posted:

I pushed 800GB onto Azure Cool Blob Storage the other day as a backup in ~27 hours. That was my first "holy poo poo 100Mbps synchronous is really nice" moment.

poo poo pissing me off: Trying to take out a new phone contract, having to resort to Twitter to get any loving customer service, they want me to confirm credit card details through DM. gently caress you Carphone Warehouse you absolute garbage fire of retail best practises.
"Hello @twitter, the account @CarphoneWarehouse wants me to send my credit card to them via dm. Are dms PCI-DSS compliant?"

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I can't be hosed to drag this out any longer, waited on hold for 30 minutes, gave up and will just get Amex to do a chargeback.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


I took a meraki z1 home from work to do some testing and it has better wireless radios than my home router. :(

EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Fool posted:

I took a meraki z1 home from work to do some testing and it has better wireless radios than my home router. :(

How is this at all surprising? Home routers have poo poo radios.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


EoRaptor posted:

How is this at all surprising? Home routers have poo poo radios.

Not surprising, just annoying. Especially since I recently moved into a new apartment and there's so much goddam noise on 2.4 that I can't get a reliable signal in my bedroom.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

The Fool posted:

Not surprising, just annoying. Especially since I recently moved into a new apartment and there's so much goddam noise on 2.4 that I can't get a reliable signal in my bedroom.

Don't have 5ghz devices?

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


PBS posted:

Don't have 5ghz devices?

The junker laptop I use to watch Netflix in bed doesn't.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

The Fool posted:

The junker laptop I use to watch Netflix in bed doesn't.

You could get a cheap wifi dongle I guess, or prosumer gear.

I've really enjoyed the Ubiquiti gear I bought, their UniFi line is pretty easy to manage. The UI was kind of sparse at first, but they've been slowly filling out the features.

Their APs are pretty nice for the price as well. I've got 150 neighboring access points and haven't really noticed any issues.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


PBS posted:

150 neighboring access points

:eyepop:

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

GreenBuckanneer posted:

Four and a half terabytes in 3 weeks is amazing though

Right? It's just that they don't even seem to comprehend how much loving data they have.

ratbert90 posted:

Really they should just send a copy of it via snail mail. It would have been way faster.

In hindsight, we probably should have done this, yes. Regardless, all of the data the employees are working on in the meantime (via their old server) needs to be re-synced anyway. The problem is that the client is a graphic design firm with massive .psd, .ai, .tiff, and .zip files that I've seen get up to 2 GB each.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If you have Mac users with Adobe apps then how the gently caress do you get them working with the shower of poo poo that is Egnyte's SMB shares?

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

Thanks Ants posted:

If you have Mac users with Adobe apps then how the gently caress do you get them working with the shower of poo poo that is Egnyte's SMB shares?

I have no idea yet Carefully.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Thanks Ants posted:

If you have Mac users with Adobe apps then how the gently caress do you get them working with the shower of poo poo that is Egnyte's SMB shares?

We bought acronis extreme z-ip, it's working pretty well so far for our heavy Adobe+Mac users.

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

PBS posted:

You could get a cheap wifi dongle I guess, or prosumer gear.

I had the same problem and I found out this month that the 2x2 n dongle I got from Monoprice bluescreens my laptop if it comes unplugged. A little Googling seems to suggest this is a common issue.

I gave up and ran a network cable to my bedside.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

sfwarlock posted:

I had the same problem and I found out this month that the 2x2 n dongle I got from Monoprice bluescreens my laptop if it comes unplugged. A little Googling seems to suggest this is a common issue.

I gave up and ran a network cable to my bedside.

Yeah, most of them seem fairly crappy.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Thanks Ants posted:

If you have Mac users with Adobe apps then how the gently caress do you get them working with the shower of poo poo that is Egnyte's SMB shares?

What issues have you had with Egnyte? We were considering moving to them next year.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It's less an Egnyte problem and more that Adobe apps on a Mac are horrifically poo poo at dealing with network shares, and SMB in particular. If you're using it as sync then it's probably fine.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

The Fool posted:

Not surprising, just annoying. Especially since I recently moved into a new apartment and there's so much goddam noise on 2.4 that I can't get a reliable signal in my bedroom.

You are the prime use case for a power line adapter.

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:
Holy gently caress, why is there no app for android that can export complete vcf files of only the local phone contacts. I don't want a vcf which is missing half the contact fields, and I also don't want a vcf containing every google account's contact the phone has ever seen.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

SEKCobra posted:

Holy gently caress, why is there no app for android that can export complete vcf files of only the local phone contacts. I don't want a vcf which is missing half the contact fields, and I also don't want a vcf containing every google account's contact the phone has ever seen.

Google's handling of contacts is a real shitshow.

Fine as long as you stay within their apps/phone, but if you want to do anything outside of them (like syncing with Outlook), you are in a world of homebrew third party apps and waving dead chickens

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

spog posted:

Google's handling of contacts is a real shitshow.

Fine as long as you stay within their apps/phone, but if you want to do anything outside of them (like syncing with Outlook), you are in a world of homebrew third party apps and waving dead chickens

There is an "Export Visible" Option. It just opens the normal export thing where you can select manually or all. :downs:

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

We have more than one company. Company 1 uses airport codes for locations. Cool. Company 2 uses whatever the gently caress they want to make up for the abbreviation.

MCO is our Florida location in company 1. In company 2 it's ORL! (Orlando)

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus
Despite liking the team I'm working for, and liking the company in general, I am starting to update my resume and send out some feelers as people's prediction of "Your CTO is going to just eliminate your entire team" is starting to get even more evidence. A couple weeks ago someone left on another team, and one of my team members was transferred(without even consulting her or my direct manager) to fill that position. Now I find out that we will not be filling her empty position.

When I started working here we had 6 contractors in our office from the people who made the third party software all our stuff is built on, at least that many offshore in their India office, and 6 developers actually working for the company. We are down to 1 contractor in office, 2 off shore, and 5 normal developers, and are expected to have a similar amount of output to what we used to have. This is getting to be bullshit, and I may look into going to one of the open positions for a team that the CTO doesn't hate, but otherwise I'm going to be working to make sure I have a safety net in place for when things really go south.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
A remote office put in a request for a new user Friday at 10a [my] local, 1a theirs. They needed it done by Mon AM (theirs) some time in the middle of the night Sunday (our local). This office uses a leased space wherein we don't manage phones, have any IT infrastructure and DO NOT deal with any of their MFPs etc, which they are fully aware of.

A user in that office who is known to be a "hard to work with" person called and screamed at the ops director because "nothing was done" and the new user's laptop had not been provisioned for them.

Did ya tell anyone that they were taking over another employee's laptop? Did you tell anyone that the person who's laptop they're taking, has left the company? Did you wait until the absolutely last minute to tell anyone ANYTHING? You knew you were hiring this person over a week ago.. Just :fuckoff:

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
One of our employees opened a virus attachment , immediately realized it, and pulled the power plug to the computer. I was in total awe. Never have I had a user make a mistake and then do the right thing.

I get back to my desk and see that my desktop guy forwarded me an email to my inbox. I open the email and see that it's the loving email that the employee had with the virus still attached. I loving lost it. I can't fathom how an IT professional could be so dumb. His reasoning was that he did it because he believes that I told users to do this in one of my mass emails to the company.

I gave him 30 minutes to find this email. I am already box hunting while my computer restores. I am not trusting outlooks out preview for attachments.

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SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Sickening posted:

One of our employees opened a virus attachment , immediately realized it, and pulled the power plug to the computer. I was in total awe. Never have I had a user make a mistake and then do the right thing.

I get back to my desk and see that my desktop guy forwarded me an email to my inbox. I open the email and see that it's the loving email that the employee had with the virus still attached. I loving lost it. I can't fathom how an IT professional could be so dumb. His reasoning was that he did it because he believes that I told users to do this in one of my mass emails to the company.

I gave him 30 minutes to find this email. I am already box hunting while my computer restores. I am not trusting outlooks out preview for attachments.

So you were stupid and opened a virus? That's the real joke here.

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