TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Hot take

Trump is stupid snd bad

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:45

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:55

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana, have some Lisa Lisa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Iq8JmmfxY

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:45

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

Clinton has a 5% lead in recent polls

Trump is done~

Trump has been done forever, it was always question of exactly how cooked he is.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:45

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Homeless Friend posted:

Trump has been done forever, it was always question of exactly how cooked he is.

B-but the rigged system tho???

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

i once has a professor whom i should be entirely clear i adore and respect tell me that there's no such thing as Akkadia

and i was mentally like well thats news to sargon

but in the context we were talking she was obv correct, i was misusing the term wrt that era

DYING FOR SARGONS OIL PROFITS!!!! gently caress AKKKADIA!!!

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

POWERBALL posted:

it''s almost midnight and i want to stop working and cuddle with a cute boy ;-;

go to bed powerball, its past your bedtime

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

Al! posted:

Scales well

My mom called me just now and asked if I saw this "great meme she saw on Facebook earlier." Clearly it's a sign that this should be my av.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zen death robot posted:

I think the tax stuff will gently caress him over harder

the polling at this point is literally a perfect sin wave around a mean of around 4.5%-5%.

We're on the upswing right now. It will probably come down before the election.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

this election keeps me up at night sometimes and when my meds wear off it's a bad combo.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:46

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

anime was right posted:

snow crash was kinda creepy tbh, also the mid-book infodump sucked.

otherwise cool and good

it did get weird, but i love info-dumps

but you may guess that from my av

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

DYING FOR SARGONS OIL PROFITS!!!! gently caress AKKKADIA!!!

replace all acadians w akkadians imo

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

like it really feels dumb that this election has been baked in since june but it really loving looks like it

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:47

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwpP6gNiIWE

brb

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Squizzle posted:

lately ive been keeping a candle lit when i go to bed and its weird but it helps me sleep

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Schnorkles posted:

like it really feels dumb that this election has been baked in since june but it really loving looks like it

i am tired of this goddamn election

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

y.t. was a p clever name though. whitey......... yours truly..................

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jeb!

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

replace all acadians w akkadians imo

that oil being, of course, walnut oil, which was highly sought after in the levant at the time for religious rituals

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Squizzle posted:

i once has a professor whom i should be entirely clear i adore and respect tell me that there's no such thing as Akkadia

and i was mentally like well thats news to sargon

but in the context we were talking she was obv correct, i was misusing the term wrt that era

Is that like the term "Byzantine", one tacked on later to indicate a break between classical Sumerian and the later Babylonian period?

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:48

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

I'm going to feel empty when the election is over. It was nice following a clusterfuck daily again.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:49

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

I missed weed strain naming chat but I just wanted to chime in when my pet Christie was dealing weed in college he used to just pick the name of his last Yankee Candle from mom as the name of the strain and it was a pretty good gag, people would come back asking for certain "strains"

Some good ones I can see on the site rn:

Bundle Up
Citrus Tango
Orange Dreamsicle
Pumpkin Buttercream
Pineapple Cilantro
Mistletoe

"Yo dawg you gotta get some more of that Pumpkin Buttercream, poo poo was fire and it tasted straight up like pumpkin pie"

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FmqsyQCTI

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:49

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Neal Stephenson is an autist

I read through the Baroque Cycle in basically one sitting, it's the driest fiction that I have actually sat through and read, but it actually owns because of all the research he did on the Royal Society members and other natural philosophers of the time

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Colonel Corazon posted:

i am tired of this goddamn election

whats going on around the sides is really interesting, but i wish djt would go away yeah

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Schnorkles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FmqsyQCTI

yessss

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Marcus Garvey: Oct 24, 2015

Gonna be real sad when this show is over in a month

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Oiled and Ready posted:

my pet Christie

oh my god

oooooooohhhh my god

oiled and ready is trump. he was trump all along

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Just found out I'm going to miss the VP debate tomorrow, need to go to a meeting at the same time. Ah well, at least there'll be highlights afterward.

POWERBALL posted:

it''s almost midnight and i want to stop working and cuddle with a cute boy ;-;

If you end up catfishing Epic High Five be sure to post his reaction.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

like it really feels dumb that this election has been baked in since june but it really loving looks like it

Basically why I never arzy'd about it. I don't think Trump has ever, in an aggregate, jumped ahead of Clinton in Penn/VA/NH for even a single week.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:50

Marcus Garvey: Oct 24, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiUa-zBQFAs

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:51

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

anime was right posted:

y.t. was a p clever name though. whitey......... yours truly..................

it's prescient bc it can now stand for youtube as well

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:51

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Schnorkles posted:

whats going on around the sides is really interesting, but i wish djt would go away yeah

i think im just utterly overwhelmed by the constant deluge. once its over and done with itll be extremely interesting to look back and see where the pieces fall.

i will read as many volumes of game change as it takes to cover this poo poo

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:51

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

logikv9 posted:

I'm going to feel empty when the election is over. It was nice following a clusterfuck daily again.

There will still be Trump news every day, and a GOP civil war over who has the divine right to poo poo on Hitlery, C-SPAM is here to stay

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:51

POWERBALL: Feb 16, 2012; by zen death robot

anime was right posted:

go to bed powerball, its past your bedtime

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:51

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

Vertical Lime posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymclu8ZktrU

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Colonel Corazon posted:

yessss

if you want dance/disco house posts, I will loving oblige yo

# ? Oct 4, 2016 04:52

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.