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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. thank you, i've been wanting to say this about this web site for a while now
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I read this thread then stopped reading it but I'd like to know how many minorities you have sex with OP so I can determine whether you're a racist.
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quote:That said, I have developed a system in life where I creampie teens (ones over 18 since I know I need to specify that here)... pretty dank and I will let in on the secret. The secret is "teens" means "computer" and you gently caress your computer and come in it
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. So... how does it feel? I'm asking because this seems an unusually strong response to this thing. To introduce myself: I masturbated to many things. This post being one of them.
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YES LORD, a polyamory thread! Time to place my bets: 6 months until she "falls out of love, it's not your fault". Mom gets custody.
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I hd sex one time with an open marriage young lady, i guess it didn't count becuse she didn't take her clothes off. It was confusing, would not do it again.
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MisterPlastic posted:I hd sex one time with an open marriage young lady, i guess it didn't count becuse she didn't take her clothes off. It was confusing, would not do it again. How did that work, logistically
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. Another E/N success story.
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du -hast posted:I remember the good old days, when E/N was actually semi-functional. Now it is literally a nest for child molesters and degenerates (not the Trump kind, I mean actual literal degenerates), wastes of human existence. I'm sorry echi that a bunch of loving idiots crapped all over this thread and ruined it for you (I guess I did too). Ice meltdown
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du -hast posted:That said, I have developed a system in life where I creampie teens (ones over 18 since I know I need to specify that here)... pretty dank and I will let in on the secret. No dad no.
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Trig Discipline posted:we call that cumdumpster diving around here This thread is a cumdumpster fire Just imagine it
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You should describe the pussies and boobs of all of the girls you have mature sex with intimacy and caring with for the thread
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I'm in a marriage. It's not open. I find this works p well for us and I would recommend it.
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open source software is the best type of software so therefore an open marriage must be the best of marriage QED
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vodkat posted:open source software is the best type of software so therefore an open marriage must be the best of marriage QED Do you have to recite the entirety of the gpl as your vows?
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vodkat posted:open source software is the best type of software so therefore an open marriage must be the best of marriage QED The beauty of an open marriage is that anyone can contribute to it.
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feedmegin posted:I'm in a marriage. It's not open. I find this works p well for us and I would recommend it. mate, sex is mental
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The beauty of an open marriage is that anyone can contribute to it. hahahahhaha
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A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road. The Chicken says: "Hey Pig, I was thinking we should open a restaurant!" Pig replies: "Hm, maybe, what would we call it?" The Chicken responds: "How about 'ham-n-eggs'?" The Pig thinks for a moment and says: "No thanks. I'd be committed, but you'd only be involved." The Chicken says: "Have you ever heard of compersion?"
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"Here, read this book, it's called The Ethical Slut. It will really open your eyes," said the chicken. "You're missing out. It sounds like you're just jealous. You need to learn to be happy for me."
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The beauty of an open marriage is that anyone can contribute to it.
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du -hast posted:I remember the good old days, when E/N was actually semi-functional. Now it is literally a nest for child molesters and degenerates (not the Trump kind, I mean actual literal degenerates), wastes of human existence. I'm sorry echi that a bunch of loving idiots crapped all over this thread and ruined it for you (I guess I did too). 
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. 
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maturing like a fine wine
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finally managed to answer the age old question - do lawyers enjoy deepthroating? the answer won't surprise you because it's yes of course they do they're rational human beings with thoughts and feelings and their own agency
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echinopsis posted:finally managed to answer the age old question - do lawyers enjoy deepthroating? what's your sample size for this observation?
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spankmeister posted:what's your sample size for this observation? Indeed, if you didn't mouth-bang at least 1000 lawyers selected at random I will call your answer suspect
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what do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their throats in cum? not enough cum lol
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The beauty of an open marriage is that anyone can contribute to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oeBNi_hycQ
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spankmeister posted:what's your sample size for this observation? About 3 inches
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Hug in a Can posted:A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road. This is the best "how lovely poly relationships can be" joke I've ever seen 
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I don't get it Regardless last night was a perfect example of how good this poo poo gets. Now lady has been on my scene for a while but recently got something like boyf but then broken up sort of. I had no idea if last night was gonna be mates or as more.. Go around, crack some beers, just hang out on the couch drinking laughing like mates.. then things progress further and lo and behold it turns out not only do journalists engage in deepthroating but like any self aware human they love the gently caress out of it. Then we had a bit of sex.. then more laughs and drinks and then cuddles in bed. Then I waited till I was sober enough to drive and came home and had some sex with my wife It was like the logical conclusion of being good mates.
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echinopsis posted:I don't get it im glad to hear that the brief demise of gbs has not affect your love life too deeply echi
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echinopsis posted:I don't get it Compersion is how romantically open poly people describe being happy for another partner who is being made happy by another partner. It is a real thing, just like the hammer you should use to build a house but instead bash someone's brains in is a real thing. The joke is that romantically open relationships are more often than not the result of one party wanting the option than both. That one partner is fully committed to the relationship no matter what and the other partner is conditionally committed so long as they can get "other" needs met by other people. It is a refusal to adapt and change and grow with your partner (indeed often a refusal to grow as a person at all) and instead subsituting healthy growth and change with the shallow change of finding a new person to be infatuated with and getting your needs for excitement and novelty met away from your primary partner instead of working on the relationship and finding it with them. There are two types of poly people. People who envision a family and look for the right person to fill it, and people who envision experiences and look for anyone who comes along to deliver it quickly. The "I'll lay eggs and you get slaughtered so we can have ham" is the "I'll go do what I want when and you will be ok with it because that's what you're supposed to do (compersion) and you will hold down the fort and text me to make sure I'm safe and put the kids to bed" of a significant majority of romantically open people. It's a great joke because it's so cleverly tongue in cheek for such a truly hosed and emotionally damaging human reality. Cheers.
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