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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gary johnson is super stressed out. he hasnt smoked weed since he started campaigning.

he should just go for it imo

what's he got to lose

take some lessons from morrow in not giving a gently caress

e:

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

TRUMP 2016: A Scammer Bigly (Book 5: Just Skip To Page 10634)

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gary johnson is super stressed out. he hasnt smoked weed since he started campaigning.

i swear even though i don't think they're actually related gary johnson & one of my professors (steve johnson) look like they could be brothers.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Raku posted:

This is less plausible than someone building the wall

look i wouldnt believe it either but when a libertarian says they're gonna do something stupid they usually follow through on it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gary johnson is super stressed out..

Well he's got reason. It seems a certain retired Texas ob/gyn prefers Jill Stein to him.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Gary Johnson might as well be Dale Gribble

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Zyla posted:

poo poo loving sucks for POC
it didnt as bad during the 90s/00s, thats kind of the point :shrug: the social stigma of being perceived as racist melting away in less than a year feels very dystopian in a way that drugs booze gorging and fuckin cant sufficiently numb. basically the vibe of the first forty minutes of children of men is daily reality now and thats what sucks. anyway sorry for the sadbrain sincerity etc.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

zen death robot posted:

I slept did I miss anything?

Nope!
Hence the comedic meltdowns from the alt-right.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

zen death robot posted:

I slept did I miss anything?

Just assange coming out and saying he had nothing and the alt-right going full ostrich while Alex Jones blew up.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

zen death robot posted:

I slept did I miss anything?

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

TRUMP 2016: A Scammer Bigly (Book 5: Just Skip To Page 10634)

i'm just going to keep quoting myself because it really is the best place to start

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

zen death robot posted:

I slept did I miss anything?

Page 10634 for the crescendo of julian assanges HRC ending press conference. It was on for a few hours before that so adjust the page number according to your preference.

Im sorry but trump is now president

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Darkman Fanpage posted:

gary johnson is super stressed out. he hasnt smoked weed since he started campaigning.

even worse, his own vp says he is less qualified than clinton a few days ago

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/781973404459032576

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
also the sun's not up on the west coast so it's still technically night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfo7XXSaE20

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

zen death robot posted:

I slept did I miss anything?

You missed nothing, but it was pretty hilarious nothing.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Juuuuuli I got your number, its gonna make Jones sore, 106 then 3 and 4 ohh oorrr

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
When will the antisocial party with no appetite for administration or authority get a charismatic and competent bureaucrat to lead them?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

mannerup posted:

even worse, his own vp says he is less qualified than clinton a few days ago

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/781973404459032576

i love the libertarian party.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also in case you missed it there was a parade in Indiana that's sparked controversy because it has Trump mock executing Clinton in the electric chair.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

mannerup posted:

even worse, his own vp says he is less qualified than clinton a few days ago

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/781973404459032576

i guess at least he's honest

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also anyone have the link for the background gif it's killing my laptop today and I sadly need to block it :smith:

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/noltenc/status/783273829946781696

Trump': lost John Nolte :(

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also anyone have the link for the background gif it's killing my laptop today and I sadly need to block it :smith:

https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/cspam-halloween.gif

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/patkiernan/status/783279431318118400

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*steps over the dead remains of the nite crew* good morning day crew

i would be fine with clinton drone striking assange.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Pon de Bundy posted:

*steps over the dead remains of the nite crew* good morning day crew

i would be fine with clinton drone striking assange.

Evening :cheers:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

turnip kid posted:

Trump': lost Nolte :(

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Mr. Nice! posted:

Also in case you missed it there was a parade in Indiana that's sparked controversy because it has Trump mock executing Clinton in the electric chair.



is THAT what it's supposed to be? I thought she was sitting on like, a garbage throne and he was riding shotgun.

How do you gently caress up an electric chair prop just use more tinfoil

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Pon de Bundy posted:

*steps over the dead remains of the nite crew* good morning day crew

i would be fine with clinton drone striking assange.

I'm still not sure of my crew, as I like to wake up round midnight or two and then stay up well into the day

I am most active late evening and at dawn

I am Crepuscular Crew, join me

But i will be staying up working all day so I can be awake for debate tonight

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

I can't get it to work with ublock on safari :/

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also in case you missed it there was a parade in Indiana that's sparked controversy because it has Trump mock executing Clinton in the electric chair.



OBAMA


(it's not racist when it's a stone statue head in blackface)

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pon de Bundy posted:

*steps over the dead remains of the nite crew* good morning day crew

i would be fine with clinton drone striking assange.

p sure at this point the galt white alt right would be too at this point

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

No, not you, Johnny! :cry:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/783285289276076032

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/783288549630210049

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ooh, this oughtta be good. Carter is the one who started "short-fingered vulgarian". :allears:

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

cargo cult posted:

it didnt as bad during the 90s/00s, thats kind of the point :shrug: the social stigma of being perceived as racist melting away in less than a year feels very dystopian in a way that drugs booze gorging and fuckin cant sufficiently numb. basically the vibe of the first forty minutes of children of men is daily reality now and thats what sucks. anyway sorry for the sadbrain sincerity etc.

Don't worry man, once Trump loses there will be a national shaming of him and his supporters

While they won't go away, they'll be even more universally hate him

more like dICK
Feb 15, 2010

This is inevitable.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also in case you missed it there was a parade in Indiana that's sparked controversy because it has Trump mock executing Clinton in the electric chair.



It's cool to watch America degrade itself into a third world dictatorship

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Novelty guests don’t know they’re novelty guests. They just think they’re guests. That evening in May 1993, Vanity Fair had two tables and we filled them with the likes of Christopher Hitchens, Bob Shrum, Barry Diller and Diane von Furstenberg, Peggy Noonan, Tipper Gore, and Vendela Kirsebom, a Swedish model who professionally went by her first name and who was then at or near the top of the catwalk heap. I sat Trump beside Vendela, thinking that she would get a kick out of him. This was not the case. After 45 minutes she came over to my table, almost in tears, and pleaded with me to move her. It seems that Trump had spent his entire time with her assaying the “tits” and legs of the other female guests and asking how they measured up to those of other women, including his wife. “He is,” she told me, in words that seemed familiar, “the most vulgar man I have ever met.”

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


oohhhhhhh man its a microcosm of the night of the 8th

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Apparently some guy I go to graduate school with posted about staying up to watch the Assange dump despite having classes at 8 AM.

I should ask if he's gonna buy Julian's book :getin:

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Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

I'm glad they're finally kicking the surrogates out in high gear, I'm going to try to get out of a meeting I have in the afternoon to go see Michelle since I missed Hilldawg last week.

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