Wacky Delly posted:Wasn't the original code name of Google Now, Majel, after the voice actress from Star Trek? I bet this is one of Google's 70 billion facts.
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Wacky Delly posted:Wasn't the original code name of Google Now, Majel, after the voice actress from Star Trek? Yes, and it's a huge mistake to not license it.
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Ah, numbers and stats without context. Not at this distance your honor. wheres a graph with an upwards arrow that has no x or y axis. Train on tracks TOO SOON SUNDAI TOO SOON
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"Naked married man spreading his anus with both of his hands while bending over"
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THE BEAR JUST WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT PHONES
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Is this taking place in the lobby? Some of these slides look like I put them together 5 minutes before a presentation I had to give in high school
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If you can get custom voices, I want either Brian Blessed or Stephen Fry. (Both of whom recorded voices for GPS in the UK.)
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vyst posted:"Naked married man spreading his anus with both of his hands while bending over" with a ring on his finger.
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Just tell us what products we can buy. Nobody cares about this poo poo.
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Jerk McJerkface posted:with a ring on his finger. Excuse me Google was able to figure this part out already by adding the "married" moniker. Get with it, noob.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:If you can get custom voices, I want either Brian Blessed or Stephen Fry. (Both of whom recorded voices for GPS in the UK.) only if Brian Blessed speaks in his natural tone, of screaming loudly and often.
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Really Google, you're sucking off Canada just before you charge us a billion loonies for your stupid terrible phone? e:fb
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Don Lapre posted:Just tell us what products we can buy. Nobody cares about this poo poo. Seriously, the N5x launch was the best. It was just there all of a sudden. None of this. Well, I'd be all for Brin parajumping in to the arena to launch his new
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Don Lapre posted:Just tell us what products we can buy. Nobody cares about this poo poo. I do. Deep learning is much more interesting then whatever doodad you can buy this month.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:If you can get custom voices, I want either Brian Blessed or Stephen Fry. (Both of whom recorded voices for GPS in the UK.) Knight Rider guy, just for when I'm in the car (I think he also recorded something for a GPS as well)
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"what does the fox say" in 2016
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"Show me high resolution photos of fruit floating threatenlingly at night"
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Thermopyle posted:I do. Deep learning is much more interesting then whatever doodad you can buy this month. Jerk McJerkface has spoken
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Don Lapre posted:Jerk McJerkface has spoken Show me what products I can buy and then resell for a profit.
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CLAM DOWN posted:Really Google, you're sucking off Canada just before you charge us a billion loonies for your stupid terrible phone? It's their pivot to Canada... The start of their Canada First strategy.
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Here is the guy chosen to run our new google hardware department. You will see him again in 6 months when we shutdown the google hardware department.
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FogHelmut posted:"what does the fox say" in 2016 They're google! They get the internet! Meeeeemes!
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Rick looks shady
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That mic looks like a huge wart on his face. Unfortunate color choice.
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oh that joke was a fart.Thermopyle posted:That mic looks like a huge wart on his face. Unfortunate color choice. nothing will beat the microsoft dude with the mic taped to his face, who was fired a couple days later.
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This dude looks weird but I can't place my finger on whyMr. Powers posted:It's their pivot to Canada... The start of their Canada First strategy. god if only
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Everyone at Google is terrible at public speaking.
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I'm the slide that says "1T"
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"We often joke that building hardware is... *deep breath* ...HARD" ![]()
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Oh you rear end in a top hat, stop talking about music after loving up GPM for non-english speaking countries!
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God creates man Man creates google Google creates AI AI destroys man Google+ inherits the earth
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We're totally going to die to the machines
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The way this guy speaks, I feel like I'm at church and its the part where someone from the community reads a passage.
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CLAM DOWN posted:This dude looks weird but I can't place my finger on why It's the refresh rate of the screen behind him interpolating with your youtube player making him surrounded by jaggles.
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Sir Lemming posted:"We often joke that building hardware is... *deep breath* ...HARD" Pause for laughter.
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Jerk McJerkface posted:oh that joke was a fart. Someone was fired for that? What the gently caress, did it generate a meme or something?
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orange sky posted:Someone was fired for that? What the gently caress, did it generate a meme or something? no, I think he was the head of the surface division and was fired later since the RT bombed.
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Ohh hey, a new iphone!
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