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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

mannerup posted:

now with video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBDJp5cRMQ8

looks like he found a comb since earlier this morning

"maybe i think too much" - gary johnson

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:54

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# ? May 23, 2024 16:36

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Karl Sharks posted:

that's true, but i think when you get into people who want to run for president it's going to be really hard to fight against their own ego/desire at winning, pride thinking that they are the right candidate, etc.

i mean, these people see the same demographic trends we do, they know the days of the white vote being able to pick the president are basically over, so unless they can completely reinvent themselves politically and distance themselves from their past through idk claiming amnesia, they have to take the earliest chance they can, so it will be rather difficult to convince them to wait 8 years or more to get "their turn," you know?

look how Hillary managed to thin the field to her, a 74 year old socialist, and three total scrubs, including freezing out the sitting Vice President

the eight or so establishment types with a chance in 2020, five or six of whom are less terrible than her at every other facet of campaigning, will sort this out by early 2019 tops

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:54

AbysmalPeptoBismol: Feb 5, 2016; Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Then can you please clear up what

meant? Because my point was that for a poo poo ton of people, and dare I say most people in America, there is no 'handed out pain meds like candy' and instead it's 'given pain meds period'.

Maybe before attacking this guy you should share some evidence besides "Some people say..."

You sound like the Donald Trump of Oxycontin boosters

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:54

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Venom Snake posted:

The vast majority of the remaining old guard republican families have pulled out of the party apparatus. There is nothing left but Cruz-esque slime people and moronic trump operatives. All the dipshit hick white voters in middle america are not going to suddenly embrace compassionate conservatism when Trump loses. They are going to claim the election was rigged and double down.

we're finally seeing the GOP reaping the whirlwind for the political climate they've encouraged for decades now

the GOP isn't going away overnight, but they've really hosed themselves pretty bad. Businesspeople don't want to be involved with people like Trump. That stuff only hurts business. You can see this with the anti-LGBT initiatives that get passed and companies pull out of the state.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:55

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

YOU A loving HAT posted:

it's a good thing minorities are disproportionately impoverished because then they can't lose all their money in badly-managed investment portfolios!

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:55

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/BySajaHindi/status/783050270276096000

Future red pill MRAs

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

Adar posted:

look how Hillary managed to thin the field to her, a 74 year old socialist, and three total scrubs, including freezing out the sitting Vice President

the eight or so establishment types with a chance in 2020, five or six of whom are less terrible than her at every other facet of campaigning, will sort this out by early 2019 tops

hillary and bill literally saved the party and she's been 'establishment' for the 26 years since then

find me the equivalent on the other side

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/AliceOllstein/status/783344827870085120

lmao

Not entirely untrue...our war with Narnia has been absolutely fruitless for years

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

as a man who wants Trump to get murdered by epic margins GJ melting down is cool and good, but having personally met the guy makes it a little sad

he sort of doesn't deserve to be a laughingstock on national TV in the same way that Ben Carson should've just stayed a really good neurosurgeon

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

redneck nazgul posted:

nate silver has become the john madden of politics

"IF TRUMP WANTS TO WIN THIS ELECTION, HE'S GOING TO NEED TO GET MORE VOTES"

nate's going to be making cameo appearances in the next james bond movie as the martini

YOU A loving HAT posted:

it's a good thing minorities are disproportionately impoverished because then they can't lose all their money in badly-managed investment portfolios!

not to mention how much of a tax dodge being poor is, lucky bastards

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vladimir Putin posted:

That can't be true.

see mannerup's video above yours.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:56

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

If your not one of the top 30 posters you're not invited to raids

I honestly take that non-inclusion in that list as a compliment.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:57

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

we're finally seeing the GOP reaping the whirlwind for the political climate they've encouraged for decades now

the GOP isn't going away overnight, but they've really hosed themselves pretty bad. Businesspeople don't want to be involved with people like Trump. That stuff only hurts business. You can see this with the anti-LGBT initiatives that get passed and companies pull out of the state.

Funnily enough, Trump had the right idea about that at first. He came out anti-NC bathroom bill saying it was a dumb thing that was driving away business. A very smart, business-like view on the GOP's regressive bullshit.

Then he backpedaled right away because Reince probably yelled at him or something.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:57

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Then can you please clear up what

meant? Because my point was that for a poo poo ton of people, and dare I say most people in America, there is no 'handed out pain meds like candy' and instead it's 'given pain meds period'.

Seriously, what are you hoping that we get out of this? Is there any chance at all that you and I will reach some sort of point where we go "Okay, I have a better understanding of what you meant"? I just run into you with this hyperbolic fake quote poo poo all the time.

I noted that black people do not get enough pain management while simultaneously acknowledging that excessive scripts, partially bolstered by pharma companies pushing for their meds to be given out more readily, is part of the cause of the current heroin epidemic.

If you were actually interested in having a serious conversation about this, you could have probably asked me to clarify instead of just jumping in with "I am a progressive who hates all the black people" crap like you usually do.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Not entirely untrue...our war with Narnia has been absolutely fruitless for years

Aslan is a fascist, and a terrorist, and a core member of the axis of evil.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:57

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Schnorkles posted:

Nate's insistence that this race is really volatile when all evidence points to the contrary is really weird

If Nate just took all the national polls/trackers and adjusted them -7 days in relation to the state polls, there'd be way less "volatility" and you'd see that the state averages just lag a week or so behind movement in the nationals.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:57

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Not entirely untrue...our war with Narnia has been absolutely fruitless for years

Nice Horse and his Boy reference.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:58

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

I would bet good money Trump couldn't identify more than 10 countries on an unlabeled map, yet is a danger to go to war with all of them simultaneously (including the US).

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:58

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

let's check in on Boosted since he came up

quote:

I hate to say it but the only way Trump wins this election is if (a) The enthusiasm for Clinton remains low, (b) Trump behaves for another month and suppresses enthusiasm of leftists to vote against him, and (c) Trump voters rally on their own to turn out like crazy.
As great a job as Trump has done getting non-voters excited about him, his campaign and the GOP as a whole have done a TERRIBLE job of REGISTERING them. Voter registration data doesn't show any kind of unusual bump in registrations, and I've seen some analysis where new registration increases in fertile Trump territory aren't any greater than, and sometimes are lower than, registration increases in heavy urban areas i.e. Clinton territory.
We saw how voting AGAINST Obama wasn't enough to put Romney over the top in 2012. No one really wanted to vote FOR Romney. BUT the difference is Romney was a Republican. Hillary is the Democrat, and she has a demographic and Electoral college advantage, so she can afford SOME drop-off in turnout from Obama. But Trump still has to win independents by a healthy margin, and still has to churn GOP turnout AND bring as many Johnson voters back into the fold as possible.
He HAS to at least draw in BOTH remaining debates. He CANNOT lose again. And somehow, someway, they have got to motivate every possible registered voter favorable to him to show up, because there simply hasn't been enough of an increase in voter registrations to support some sort of "silent majority" delivering a landslide not being picked up by the polls.

Boosted status: shook, and hatless

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:58

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

nate's going to be making cameo appearances in the next james bond movie as the martini

not to mention how much of a tax dodge being poor is, lucky bastards

I've been working some very profitable loopholes for years by having hardly any income

crafty like a loving poor FOX

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

hillary and bill literally saved the party and she's been 'establishment' for the 26 years since then

find me the equivalent on the other side

there isn't one, but the establishment lane will only have room for one candidate and they all know this, so 2019 will have some pistols at dawn moments

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/AliceOllstein/status/783344827870085120

lmao

god bless gary johnson

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

You can come home Boosted. You can post here, among those who first welcomed you.

You just need to wear the hat.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Adar posted:

look how Hillary managed to thin the field to her, a 74 year old socialist, and three total scrubs, including freezing out the sitting Vice President

the eight or so establishment types with a chance in 2020, five or six of whom are less terrible than her at every other facet of campaigning, will sort this out by early 2019 tops

but isn't that just a difference between the two parties now? you have the democratic party that understands how caring about the party a little bit, enough to keep your personal goals in check for a cycle or two, compared to the republican party that is all about the grift and their books

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Schnorkles posted:

Aslan is a fascist, and a terrorist, and a core member of the axis of evil.

Tash Did Nothing Wrong

# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gary Johnson saw that the libertarians were actually a position to gain a serious percentage of the vote this year and has done his god given duty to fix that :911:

:911:

He's a hero.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:00

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

The biggest flaw in that series is that Turkish Delights are repulsive, like what a disgusting candy, no way I'd turncoat against my family for that trash

if they were sour skittles I'd probably do it

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:01

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Adar posted:

there isn't one, but the establishment lane will only have room for one candidate and they all know this, so 2019 will have some pistols at dawn moments

There is no such thing as lanes

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:01

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Bunleigh posted:

let's check in on Boosted since he came up

quote:
if Trump behaves for another month

Just loving lol. The man can't behave for ONE WEEKEND.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:01

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

Gary Johnson saw that the libertarians were actually a position to gain a serious percentage of the vote this year and has done his god given duty to fix that

He's a hero.

not gonna lie, one thing I personally love Obama for doing from 2008-now is completely murdering the Paulites through sheer competence on one side and/or racism on the other

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/783351330811281408

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/783351330811281408

nice

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_9zH9Q44o

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Adar posted:

there isn't one, but the establishment lane will only have room for one candidate and they all know this, so 2019 will have some pistols at dawn moments

but what reason do they have to finish it in 2019 rather than drag it out longer because of their own narcissism?

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

YOU A loving HAT posted:

speaking of the crew of darkness, what time's the debate, EST? gonna nap first

you sound self-employed u lucky ducky. Its 9pm est, you should check out the debate thread stickied to this subforum

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/783351330811281408

:jackbud:

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:02

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Tatsuta Age posted:

The biggest flaw in that series is that Turkish Delights are repulsive, like what a disgusting candy, no way I'd turncoat against my family for that trash

if they were sour skittles I'd probably do it

yeah a lot of little kids were lied to with that book.

Balls of marzipan for me...I was crazy for marzipan as a kid. Growing up in Germany, they'd have street vendors selling bags of little balls of marzipan rolled in cocoa powder and they were insanely wonderful.

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:03

cams: Mar 28, 2003

if this election were a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy story diversion, it would take place in the fifth book when douglas adams was lonely and depressed and spiteful and wanted to write about existence ending

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:03

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Congrats PA, looks like you guys are going to win the senate seat!

https://twitter.com/aaronblake/status/783264013769670656

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:03

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/783351330811281408

nice

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_9zH9Q44o

i love good nate

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:03

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# ? May 23, 2024 16:36

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Future red pill MRAs

Either that, or this photo is the answer to the question, "at what point did you start to think about killing your parents?"

# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:03

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