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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Others will not guarantee your money! I can guarantee your money $$$$ 100%

Amarican Bank = no guarantee
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Cable Camp(CTC) = no guarantee

Northern Kennels = no guarantee

Canada Bank (blonde with blue eyes) = no guarantee

America Police = only 72% guarantee BY LAW

I CAN GUARANTEE YOUR MONEY DONT GUARANTEE ANYONE ELSE

TRUST ONLY ME!

put your email and brief description if you will need my service

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
it is uncertain finiancal times, you need to know who your money is safe from. (Dark hair Grey eyes)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
offer not available in Arizona floridea

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
do you take ponycoin

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

im in arizona. will you make an exception and guarantee my $$$ ?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ROFLburger posted:

im in arizona. will you make an exception and guarantee my $$$ ?

arizoine use POLICE GUARANTEE of 35-72% ONLY

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dookifex_maximus posted:

do you take ponycoin

YAS

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

my email is money@dollars.com please guarantee my money

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
(pink haire, hazel eye)

Check before you trust your money$

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I don't understand any of this but I'm putting myself in your hands op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Parallax Scroll posted:

my email is money@dollars.com please guarantee my money

100%

you will absolutely regret this!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

spank my snatch posted:

I don't understand any of this but I'm putting myself in your hands op

its YOUR money$$ you need my guarantee

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dear sirs jivehonky, my name is felonius hartalby and in this state of nigeria i am authorized to wire you the sum of one billion ($1000000000) dollars as a result of bank order. if you can guarantee this money to the sum of one billion ($1000000000) kindly provide the cover charge of one thousand ($100000) and we will wire the funds forthwith from the head national bank of the country of nigeria
all glory to arstotzka
kindly thanks

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

100%

you will absolutely regret this!

guys it totally loving worked, you gotta try this

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

dear sirs jivehonky, my name is felonius hartalby and in this state of nigeria i am authorized to wire you the sum of one billion ($1000000000) dollars as a result of bank order. if you can guarantee this money to the sum of one billion ($1000000000) kindly provide the cover charge of one thousand ($100000) and we will wire the funds forthwith from the head national bank of the country of nigeria
all glory to arstotzka
kindly thanks

i will NEVER EVER ask your personal code. YOUR personal code is confredencial. (dark hair, green eyes)

Parallax Scroll posted:

guys it totally loving worked, you gotta try this

I do NOT know this man

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I have one million dollars but it is not in my bank account yet can you pre-guarantee it please?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Strategic Tea posted:

I have one million dollars but it is not in my bank account yet can you pre-guarantee it please?

I would love to do this please let me do this THIS (pale skin, black eyes)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

JiveHonky posted:

arizoine use POLICE GUARANTEE of 35-72% ONLY

ok, deal. bonerlord@hotmale.com please let me know if i can make a wire transfer i have to free up some capital

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

(dark hair, green eyes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssCL292DQA

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ROFLburger posted:

ok, deal. bonerlord@hotmale.com please let me know if i can make a wire transfer i have to free up some capital

Michael you nearly had me but OLNY YOU would use the words "free up some candipal"

nice try try again later

(sparkle hair, tight eyes)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

JiveHonky posted:

Michael you nearly had me but OLNY YOU would use the words "free up some candipal"

nice try try again later

(sparkle hair, tight eyes)

i said CAPITAL


please advise

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ROFLburger posted:

i said CAPITAL


please advise

WOW oops sorry if you really arent MICHAEL i agree MOM

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i got a rebate check for $11 from my electric company. can you work with that or is it too much money

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I have a suitcase full of bloodstained hundred dollar bills, can you take care of it for me?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

luv 2 date boys posted:

i got a rebate check for $11 from my electric company. can you work with that or is it too much money

I have a STAMNP that says GUARANTEE, i will send it to you ok Michael?

(shred hair, leech eyes)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jenkem Delivery posted:

I have a suitcase full of bloodstained hundred dollar bills, can you take care of it for me?

with MY guarantee POLICE and BLOODSOAKS are NO PROBLEM! si habla tu mama tambien

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i want to do business with you but i don't have the funds. they are locked away and need some processing fees to release to you

can i borrow some money so that i can trust you with my new money?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
my dog ate my money, can you guarantee?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i want to do business with you but i don't have the funds. they are locked away and need some processing fees to release to you

can i borrow some money so that i can trust you with my new money?

eagleterry120@microview.cn.net

please no small bills or change

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

EngineerSean posted:

my dog ate my monkey, can you guarantee?

I am an animal lover my hearts PRAYERS goes out to you $$ (round hair, eyeholes)

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I will give you all my money!

Oh yeah!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

guns for tits posted:

I will give you all my money!

Oh yeah!

PLEASE do not solicit ANY $$$ to me, I am MONEEy GUARANTEE Service ONLY

You tell me or show me your money AND then I GUARANTEE that AMOUNT for FREE

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

btw i'm suing this thread for financial advice which was not appropriate for my risk profile see u in court suckers

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Strategic Tea posted:

btw i'm suing this thread for financial advice which was not appropriate for my risk profile see u in court suckers

where's your guarantee?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

EngineerSean posted:

where's your guarantee?

er er my dog shredded all my records

its the one in my avatar

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Strategic Tea posted:

btw i'm suing this thread for financial advice which was not appropriate for my risk profile see u in court suckers

pertty sure you have only a 45% POLICE GUARANTEE and thats not near 100% I asked sheila (orange hair, duck eyes)

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


JiveHonky posted:

PLEASE do not solicit ANY $$$ to me, I am MONEEy GUARANTEE Service ONLY

You tell me or show me your money AND then I GUARANTEE that AMOUNT for FREE

Sorry man, I can't do that. My telegram is broken :smith:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Hello! I am The President of Money and I would like to buy ALL YOUR SERVICE!!

I can not say enough!!

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



my money is at 20 paces south 30 paces southeast thanks for the service really appreciate it a++

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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
But what about only some of the money?

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