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Who will win the debate?
Tim Kaine
Mike Pence
Epic MRA President Bernie Porn
Bill Mitchell
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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Vertical Lime posted:

no, really, time to arzy?

No, but Kaine is a mess. A nasal, whiny mess.

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
This debate:

*fart*
*looks down*
*fart was wet*

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Right? I dislike Pence more than most, because I still vote from (don't live in) that state that elected him and take that a bit personally, but Kaine sounds even to me like the professorial/whiny charicature of the left. And Pence SOUNDS sincere. He's spitting bullshit, but he SOUNDS serious and concerned and sincere.

gently caress that's still such a good song

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
yall really love saying Pence Looks More Presidential

RepubliCAN DO
Aug 31, 2005
Energy Therapist
Fallen Rib
They both keep trying to have the last word on the subject and it just snowballs until it's incomprehensible. Rinse, repeat for 90 minutes.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

big juicy nectarine posted:

That by far is the weakest and saddest attempt to emulate Reagan ever.

well at least we found a weakness, pence believes the reagan hype

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
kaine has potential but is still weak, pence is held down by trump

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

:same:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm glad I voted for Epic MRA President Bernie Porn to win this debate.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Yoshifan823 posted:

"You have a voting record, Governor"

"yeah but forget all of that"

yeah how in the gently caress did this just get glossed over lol

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

no, really, time to arzy?

even if it doesn't matter they'll try to make it

gently caress no. We are the only sad fucks watching this poo poo and even we don't really give a gently caress about it.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Soft spoken but assertive debate moderator is really doing it for me

DownTownBrown
Feb 16, 2011

Oiled and Ready posted:

No one who would ever vote for Trump is gonna believe what (((independent analysts))) say about the debt from the tax plans, Tim, drop it

LOL what do you think will convince trump supporters of anything? this is such a stupid thing to say

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

These people don't really seem like they care about people

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



im glad this debate doesnt mean anything because kaine has been bad at calling ot his bullshit

Water Resistant
Jul 10, 2003
I have no idea how undecideds will determine this. I have no idea how someone could be undecided, but since it has to be superficial, I think Tim's interruptions will hurt him.

On the other hand at least his interruptions have substance instead of Trump's "wroooong"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


CherryCola posted:

Are we going to talk about Pence's backwards stances on women and the lgbt community? I would like to talk about that.

He seems to focus his attacks on Trump only, when Pence is really loving lovely too. I don't like this strategy.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

:laffo: at people arzying 30 minutes into a loving VP debate


They're both doing fine, so far it's a draw, and it won't matter anyway unless one of them throws a literal punch. Relax.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

That DICK! posted:

The VP is supposed to be the attack dog so of course Kaine is a tiny yipping dog

If only she picked Warren. At least she would be on the offensive.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
I miss Joe Biden

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

nerve posted:

yall really love saying Pence Looks More Presidential

he does even though he isn't

Pence has enforced a feelings=facts zone

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Skyl3lazer posted:

~^
°•°

tim kaine is an anime

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

nerve posted:

yall really love saying Pence Looks More Presidential

motherfuckin' PLMP

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

This is a good answer from Kaine. He actually knows what he's talking about here, he was mayor of Richmond back when Richmond was an absolute hellhole

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This is a very good answer.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
This is a good answer :unsmith:

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

I like the cheat sheet CBS shows us to remind us who the gently caress these dweebs are.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

logikv9 posted:

I'm glad I voted for Epic MRA President Bernie Porn to win this debate.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783478348848574465

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

HyperPuma posted:

it really pisses me off that pence is just gonna refuse to answer for trumps positions but i guess its smart on his part

"Deflect harsh questions, pivot to rehearsed answers, remain calm at all times." Pense is following the advice Trump should have taken.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
lol at pence looking indignant at the accusation that stop and frisk polarizes the community and the police force.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I miss Joe Biden

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

LMAO

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
imagine thinking this debate will sway even a single voter lmfao

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Tatsuta Age posted:

yeah how in the gently caress did this just get glossed over lol

I can't tell if Kaine is really bad at this, or Pence is really good, but I'm leaning toward Pence being really good because goddamn

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GrimGypsy posted:

:laffo: at people arzying 30 minutes into a loving VP debate


They're both doing fine, so far it's a draw, and it won't matter anyway unless one of them throws a literal punch. Relax.

Not arzying, I just don't think this is a net positive for Clinton so far.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This is a good answer :unsmith:

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

LegionAreI posted:

Can they just square off and kick each other in the nuts until one of them falls over?

Trump made Pence cut his balls off.

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