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Who will win the debate?
Tim Kaine
Mike Pence
Epic MRA President Bernie Porn
Bill Mitchell
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DEFEND IT

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Peanut Wagon
Dec 28, 2006

Relax. Go Nuts.
RONALD REAGAN QUOTE OFF GO!

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Did Grover just replace his twitter with a parody twitter bot a while back?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MadJackal posted:

He wins for the next 36 hours until the next Trump fuckup/oppo binder release.

I still haven't figured out what the 5 second "Pence wins" soundbite is though.

Not even that long dude. Trump will continue his spectacular self destruction and distract from any "good" mike did.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
That human mask doesn't fit Pence very well, it's stretched too tight and wrinkles near his eyes.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Jerusalem posted:

I detest Pence almost as much as I detest Trump, but sadly he's "winning" this debate.

it's true, his lies are much more compelling and good than Kaine's truths unfortunately

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx


I still don't know if this is a gimmick

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
"I reject your reality and substitute several of my own."

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Forever tortured by none of these fuckers knowing how to pronounce Iran.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Pence making a serious "make up an answer" face

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

lol Pence trying so hard to worm out of every single direct question about Trump

isn't the moderator supposed to stop poo poo like that

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

WampaLord posted:

I loving love Grover Norquist and his Vaper Rights movement

lol it's a smart move because of how obnoxiously focused vapers are

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Grover Norquist's vape obsession is my favorite thing about this election

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That "oh come on" sounds waaaaay pissier than anything Kaine has done

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



It must be tough to have to walk around every single thing your ticket mate has said

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gov pence i think you confusin reagan w the cult film warg games

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

That human mask doesn't fit Pence very well, it's stretched too tight and wrinkles near his eyes.

Again, the Institute's early models are rather antiquated when compared to current synths, but they're not that bad!

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
kaine coming off super weak but pence having to defend trump's position every thirty seconds is hilarious

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol this is a real tweet

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Kaine is pulling this out guys. Pence literally cannot defend a single Trump position. That's the entire takeaway from this.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
ELAINE LET ME DO A THING

*ignores elaine either way*

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
lol my old man called me just to say that Tim Kaine is a weenie head

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
If Kaine can successfully push the narrative that Pence cannot defend the poo poo that comes out of Trump's mouth it won't matter what happens.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Pence is concern trolling more than Ted Cruz and it makes me angry

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/marinarachael/status/783484577918648320

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Nichael posted:

Not even that long dude. Trump will continue his spectacular self destruction and distract from any "good" mike did.

also no one who's on the fence is actually watching this debate

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


THERES NO WAY TO KEEP THEM ONTO THE DEAL WHEN THE DEAL EXPIRES

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


thats a drink no? im goin for it

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
Has Pence actually answered a question

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Nobody will remember this debate in like 2 days.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

How useful is the Navy in modern warfare anyway? It seems like we're all drones and giant planes and poo poo these days. How many subs and carriers can we actually use?

It's the most important branch of the military, given that it's essential for power projection and protecting commerce.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

CarlCX posted:

I know lol nothing matters is the cliche of all cliches but I think the sheer unwatchability of this debate is going to make it actually, seriously not matter, I think the takeaway from it will just be "jesus christ what a shitshow"

Five people have already posted "What a shitshow!" on my FB.

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

The only real bright spot in this tire fire of a debate is that the GOP fired their victory declaration early, so expect that to eat up a fair bit of airtime on the late night shows.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
yeah that was a big part his not sayig he could defend him

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




kaine is seriously going to break pences eye sockets w he bare fists vackstage lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Pence stops talking immediately demands the chance to defend

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:



thats a drink no? im goin for it

I don't remember lol

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


oh my god this sucks

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