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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




That's the stare of a man with a gun to his head.

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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
MotherFUCKER looks like he is holding marbles in his mouth

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

"Hmm, your skin would make an excellent poncho"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Draculas have leaned heavy R for decades and that's unlikely to change but at least the Wolfman vote is starting to come around

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

TheBuilder posted:

MotherFUCKER looks like he is holding marbles in his mouth
It takes YEARS of practice to make your mouth look like a butthole, so give him some time.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im gonna vote for trump because wow hes just the man we need

and ive been taking a lot of prework out supplements because im hardcore

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Samuel Clemens posted:

"Greetings, good man, might I trouble you for an endorsement?"
"Oh, get outta here, Trump."
"Trump? Who is Trump? My name is Richie Incognito."

Richie Incognito is under the impression America is not a world superpower.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

That DICK! posted:

Draculas have leaned heavy R for decades and that's unlikely to change but at least the Wolfman vote is starting to come around

and for this segment of watters' world, we sent jesse watters to ask some questions about monsters in new york's own halloweentown. jesse?

*monster mash starts playing*

watters: so hey, wolfman, what do you think about trump's promise to distribute silver bullets to our boys in blue

wolfman: jesus, it sucks dude, okay? it sucks.

watters: oh okay i guess we're just gonna have lupine riots in the streets

*clip from van helsing plays*

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008
lol

quote:

Then they seized him and led him away, bringing him into the high pundit's table, and Pence was following at a distance. And when they had kindled a fire in the middle of the courtyard and sat down together, Pence sat down among them. Then a press pool reporter, seeing him as he sat in the light and looking closely at him, said, “This man also was with him.” But he denied it, saying, “Little Katy, I do not know him.” And a little later someone else saw him and said, “You also are one of them.” But Pence said, “Crooked Hillary, I am not.” And after an interval of about an hour still another insisted, saying, “Certainly this man also was with him, for he too is orange.” But Pence said, “Kaine, I do not know what you are talking about.” And immediately, while he was still speaking, the rooster crowed. And the Trump turned and looked at Pence. And Pence remembered the saying of the Trump, how he had said to him, “Before the rooster crows today, you will deny me - like a dog - three times.” And he went out and wept bitterly.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Richie Incognito is under the impression America is not a world superpower.

he thinks we'll get superpowers

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/783736501158940673

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




Cut this image off right after "opportunity" and I feel like this is a lame guy in a bar trying to talk me into sex in the most wonkiest way possible.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pon de Bundy posted:

tim kaine got circles ran around him by an evangelical snake handler

LUCKILY clinton is way better at talking than kaine or we would be hosed (also that trump is a dumpster fire)

SAD

Could it be that hrc is actually a good candidate?!?!?!?!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

loving :lol: at "everyone's a role model"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Vertical Lime posted:

i'm just gonna leave this



Tatsuta Age posted:

Ahhh! Real Deplorables

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Grey Fox posted:

It takes YEARS of practice to make your mouth look like a butthole, so give him some time.

"Dad said my mouth was too wide and human so he makes me sleep with the clothespin on my lips every night"

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Richie Incognito is under the impression America is not a world superpower.
I love that "rebuilding the military" is a thing, as if the US military isn't the most disproportionately powerful thing in the history of the world. It can't be 10 times more capable than any possible adversary, it's got to be loving 20 times more powerful

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



YOU A loving HAT posted:

Cut this image off right after "opportunity" and I feel like this is a lame guy in a bar trying to talk me into sex in the most wonkiest way possible.

self quote to add that I'm not joking that he looks like a guy I worked with briefly who got drunk at a company event and ask me to go out with him and whined when I turned him down, saying "you'll never do better than me."

He got really kinda drunk-mad when i told him I could catch six better than him in a night with a bear trap full of peanut butter.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

I love that "rebuilding the military" is a thing, as if the US military isn't the most disproportionately powerful thing in the history of the world. It can't be 10 times more capable than any possible adversary, it's got to be loving 20 times more powerful

We'll never be a true superpower until everyone in the world goes back to speaking nothing but english!

No I've never been outside the US, why do you want to know? What are you, a cop??

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility


also, Trump is now live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl7NVN34xo4

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"I mean, what, we haven't nuked anybody since like 1970. Who can respect that?"

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Grey Fox posted:

"I mean, what, we haven't nuked anybody since like 1970. Who can respect that?"

I can't respect myself if I'm not actively making someone else miserable.

this just in, I'm a huge insecure bully

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I SEE THE PROMPTERS

FRAUD

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Took Trump less than five minutes into this Henderson rally to accept all the credit in the VP debate for picking Mike Pence

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/783748260183683072

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Oh no those poor over-regulated workers :ohdear:

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/783707726920704000

YOU A loving HAT posted:

I can't respect myself if I'm not actively making someone else miserable.

this just in, I'm a huge insecure bully

Whoa, YOU A loving HAT 2020

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/783746875358797824
I have to agree here, it is a cool place he's at.

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
"Mike Pence learned everything he know from me"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Jobs jobs jobs

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


mannerup posted:

"mike pence did an incredible job and i'm getting a lot of credit"

Appreciate the congrats about MLK, whom I share a common ancestor with at some point in the past

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



https://twitter.com/Beer__Wolf/status/783748519014371329

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

I love that "rebuilding the military" is a thing, as if the US military isn't the most disproportionately powerful thing in the history of the world. It can't be 10 times more capable than any possible adversary, it's got to be loving 20 times more powerful

the military is the only major socialist jobs program we have left; better throw billions of more dollars at it

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

SUE THE BASTARDS

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This is a mostly prompter speech. Sad...

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

YOU A loving HAT posted:

I can't respect myself if I'm not actively making someone else miserable.

this just in, I'm a huge insecure bully

You are no a bully, you are a loving hat

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Trump: "This was the single most decisive victory in a VP Debate in history. I believe that."

Hahahahaha

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/sppeoples/status/783748501507145728
https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/783749271921233920

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

That DICK! posted:

This is a mostly prompter speech. Sad...

"we're going to take care of our vets. our trade deficit is terrible!"

does he always have third grade 5 paragraph essay format speeches

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


:getin:

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