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- a star war betamax
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by Lowtax
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Computer gets lodged in urethra because it is just too darn small and because it's shaped like one of those Amazonian catfish
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Oct 6, 2016 09:25
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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the long term trend of miniaturization of electronics has been amazing for making things portable, light, and easier to use... the computers got really small, small as they could be and still be practical to use. but they didn't stop! *holds head in hands, sobbing* now the computer is too tiny to use at all!!very impractical!!!
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Oct 6, 2016 11:40
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.
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Oct 6, 2016 11:45
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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I am very large in comparison to my computer which is very small
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Oct 6, 2016 12:14
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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I am very large in comparison to my computer which is very small
PEBKAC
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Oct 6, 2016 12:18
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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I am normal sized next to a normal sized computer
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Oct 6, 2016 12:55
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- Macnult
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I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.
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Oct 6, 2016 14:17
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- google THIS
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I have tiny headphones lost in my hair and a tiny VR headset perched on the bridge of my nose. they are tiny because they are accessories for my miniature computer and they were built to a similar scale. it's funny, because they are much smaller and less practical than such hardware normally would be
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Oct 6, 2016 14:56
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- Im Ready for DEATH
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Mom we need to go to Best Buy
I sneezed again
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Oct 6, 2016 17:14
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- Macnult
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my tiny computer can't handle java so i'm forced to use decaf with sugarcube
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Oct 6, 2016 18:18
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- Macnult
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i still call it a mouse, but with a computer this size is that correct?
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Oct 6, 2016 18:19
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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i still call it a mouse, but with a computer this size is that correct?
For computers this small we call it the Mite.
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Oct 6, 2016 18:28
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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You might think a tiny computer would be a funny computer, because of its ludicrous dimensions. But actually, it is tragic, because its itty-bitty size makes it easy to lose, and it had all my torrented episodes of Legend of the Galactic Heroes on it.
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Oct 6, 2016 20:27
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
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Oct 6, 2016 20:31
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- Macnult
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Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
lol
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Oct 6, 2016 20:37
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- Instruction Manuel
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Yes, it is what it looks like!
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Whenever I lose the computer in the fibers of the carpet I console myself with a little TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuZr_vxWr3s
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Oct 6, 2016 20:40
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- social vegan
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oh yes that mitochondria is the powerhouse of my dell
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Oct 6, 2016 20:41
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- Android Blues
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tech support: is the computer powered on?
me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment
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Oct 6, 2016 21:42
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- Android Blues
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I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.
My computer is not tiny, it is just very far away, or very long ago.
"Who would make a computer this tiny?" I think. Then it occurs to me. Tiny people made this tiny computer, unaware of the catastrophes that would befall it in the regular-size world.
I know you think you're being funny, quoting Zoolander, but yes, I did make this computer for ants, a fact which can be deduced from its being small, too small for a human being to use. My insurance representative will be in contact with you, in regards to the damage you did to my computer. It was my first, and only, prototype. You failed to handle it with care due to the discrepancy between your size (human), and its size (ant, obviously). You should have known, because of how tiny it was. Now it lies in ruins.
Ah, Fortune, you wretched bitch! Do you think it was funny to bring this tiny computer into existence? Look at the pathetic scene you have created: a paramecium is using the computer, and it does nothing but type the letter B over and over again!
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Oct 6, 2016 21:44
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- Android Blues
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these posts...they're incredible...
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Oct 6, 2016 21:45
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- google THIS
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i know how fast my internet connection is, but i don't know its position
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Oct 6, 2016 21:55
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- social vegan
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could I interest you in some
Netflix and squint
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Oct 6, 2016 22:05
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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I can't visit any sites on my microputer unless
some sends them to me via tinyurl.
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Oct 6, 2016 22:11
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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oh yes that mitochondria is the powerhouse of my dell
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Oct 6, 2016 22:12
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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could I interest you in some
Netflix and squint
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Oct 6, 2016 22:13
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Is the YQH (yob quantum humor) a fundamental unit, or can it be defined in terms of other fundamental units?
Also, what is the relationship between YQH and YQC (yob quantum chill)?
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Oct 6, 2016 22:45
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- google THIS
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Is the YQH (yob quantum humor) a fundamental unit, or can it be defined in terms of other fundamental units?
Also, what is the relationship between YQH and YQC (yob quantum chill)?
6.9*10^420 YQC/YQH
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Oct 6, 2016 22:48
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- Historical Wizards
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I was trying to cheat on a test using my tiny computer, but then I turned the page and it blew away.
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Oct 6, 2016 23:06
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- Android Blues
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*trying desperately to cram the binary into the computer despite a tiny flashing warning screen telling me 0 is too large a number*
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Oct 6, 2016 23:14
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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My tiny computer had a little error and is trying to beep at me but it's hard pushing a single molecule of air around at a time but it's okay, I heard you little computer.
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Oct 6, 2016 23:19
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- Android Blues
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wearable computing is really huge right now. i will be wearing my computer for instance until i next wash this sweater, and until then, it will serve as a stock terminal / weather reader / step counter for microfauna, lint, etc, nourishing the funny cartoon economy that lives on my clothes in the detergent commercial i, a distant rumbling voice, exist in
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Oct 6, 2016 23:25
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May 21, 2024 13:40
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- Android Blues
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it could also be a quirky cult hit children's cartoon - i don't know - i can't really hear what i'm saying
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Oct 6, 2016 23:32
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