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temple posted:Rey should become a half-jedi half space angel and block death star attacks with her lightsaber and get a hoverboard and do oilies off of the Millennium Falcon while chopping troopers in half and be president of the galaxy. What if Rey's secret isn't that she's Luke's daughter, what if she's actually Buster Machine 7?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:59 |
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Pretty obvious that Luke has turned evil and is the monster man in disguise and Ray will also turn evil and be redeemed by the stormtroopers guy and that the kyle Ren guy will turn good and that Han solo isn't dead
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 20:59 |
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They telegraphed that poo poo pretty much entire run time and if you'd have opened your eyes you would have seen it
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:00 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:What if Rey's secret isn't that she's Luke's daughter, what if she's actually Buster Machine 7? I'm having trouble imagining a Disney movie where the princesses have their tits flopping out.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:04 |
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FedEx Mercury posted:I'm having trouble imagining a Disney movie where the princesses have their tits flopping out. Maybe if Disney ever made a female character as strong and empowered as Noriko they'd get a pass on showing some titty
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:08 |
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you know how they said TFA took no risks well a good risk for the sequel to take would be when he confronts leia instead of being like son I love you please come back she just straight up ices his whiny rear end
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:09 |
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And then turns the gun on herself.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:16 |
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luke: how could you do that to your son? leia, walking away: he was always just like his father.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:17 |
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proof of concept posted:you know how they said TFA took no risks well a good risk for the sequel to take would be when he confronts leia instead of being like son I love you please come back she just straight up ices his whiny rear end And she can do it without showing a hint of emotion on her face
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:19 |
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Personally I would prefer to never see Carry Fisher on the screen ever again.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:28 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Rey on the other hand automatically knows how to fly the Falcon like a pro as well as fix it because she's worked in that junkyard her whole life, and knows it and other ships well enough to know it is garbage and others are not
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:28 |
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as long as Plinkett was droning on about dumb fan theories, he should have debunked the Mary Sue thing too
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:40 |
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taco_fox posted:as long as Plinkett was droning on about dumb fan theories, he should have debunked the Mary Sue thing too He probably didn't because its true.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:49 |
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the next film could turn her mary sue status on its ear depending on how luke handles her and how scarhead handles bitchboy
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 21:54 |
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I'm only excited for Rogue One because we get the old retro costume and ship look. none of this "x-wings are like still the same... but just cut their engines in half" also Forrest Whitaker's voice over feels so outta place. idk why
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:06 |
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If Star Wars merchandise/articles weren't being shoved into our collective asses at every opportunity I think everybody'd be on board for Rogue One. For now I'm dreading the holiday season. Which Rogue One Character Are You? Take our quiz and find out! Top Ten Theories To the Plot of Rogue One! Will You Choose the Light Side or the Dark Side at McDonalds? May the Force Be With You at our upcoming liquidation sale!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:14 |
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Here's a fun game you can play, guess how many Rogue One toys will get discarded or thrown in the dumpster a year after they're released.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:35 |
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Zmej posted:I'm only excited for Rogue One because we get the old retro costume and ship look. none of this "x-wings are like still the same... but just cut their engines in half" Rogue One isn't a noir film about cops. criminals and or soldiers or a period piece in the slave holding South?
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 22:39 |
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Thanks for the kind words. If you think rey is a Mary sue it's almost certainly because you're mad about a female protagonist in a film who doesn't take her shirt off.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:10 |
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Vegg220 posted:Thanks for the kind words. If you think rey is a Mary sue it's almost certainly because you're mad about a female protagonist in a film who doesn't take her shirt off. lol at you, goon sire
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:14 |
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Gbs, 1986: oh so not only is she an expert on aliens she's also better at tactics than military commanders AND can fight in a power loader AND operate a machine gun and flamethrower as good as a marine after 20 seconds of training AND she's a supermom? This is why I'm voting for David Duke
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:15 |
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I've been watching this lady in the movie for 10 minutes now and she hasn't even blown a pizza man. Is this some kind of joke?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:17 |
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lol are you pissed for real?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:18 |
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Vegg220 posted:Thanks for the kind words. If you think rey is a Mary sue it's almost certainly because you're mad about a female protagonist in a film who doesn't take her shirt off. Maybe The Force Awakens isn't that well-written
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:20 |
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How the hell would Sarah Conner know how to operate a machine press to kill the terminator? She was a waitress. Oh, she JUST HAPPENED to find a press rated for crushing indestructible future metal? #whitegenocide
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:22 |
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:lol are you pissed for real? I'm making fun of you and Mad as he'll...
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:22 |
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Vegg220 posted:How the hell would Sarah Conner know how to operate a machine press to kill the terminator? She was a waitress. Oh, she JUST HAPPENED to find a press rated for crushing indestructible future metal? #whitegenocide lurk more
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:23 |
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I think Star Wras 7 isn't as good as Terminator 2 or Aliens for a lot of reasons, and the quality of the mian character is one of them
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:23 |
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proof of concept posted:lurk more Lol
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:25 |
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oooooh my goooooooooooood! lol i like rlm
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:oooooh my goooooooooooood! lol i like rlm Same.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:26 |
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Vegg220 posted:Lol I wasn't joking.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:27 |
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Besides, making ripley care for the child in Aliens was the worst thing you could in terms of character development. "Oh wait she was a woman in the fist movie? Guess she's got to be a mom then!" - James Cameron
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:31 |
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Luckily everyone dies but her in the third movie so we can get the 4th one which is the best one.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:32 |
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I don't think there's anything inherently sexist about a woman being a mom
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:39 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think there's anything inherently sexist about a woman being a mom have you ever been mistaken for a mom?
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:41 |
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Happy 'n' Sassy Movie Lads
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:41 |
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:have you ever been mistaken for a mom? I'm not a woman
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:41 |
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I liked the joke about Maz Kanata having butthole eyes.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 00:42 |
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Mike smiles when he drinks a big beer and Jay is happy to watch his friend
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