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Meanwhile back in season-long land, in my league with old friends we have a rule where the biggest loser has to make a video of them drinking one beer for every 10 points they lost by. This is the first time it's happened to me, and I just set a record for biggest margin of loss ever at 92 points. Ugh. It's all fun at games at 3 or 4 but I never expected to be facing 9. I'm pretty sure I'm too old for this.
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SurgicalOntologist posted:Meanwhile back in season-long land, in my league with old friends we have a rule where the biggest loser has to make a video of them drinking one beer for every 10 points they lost by. This is the first time it's happened to me, and I just set a record for biggest margin of loss ever at 92 points. Ugh. It's all fun at games at 3 or 4 but I never expected to be facing 9. I'm pretty sure I'm too old for this. You get to pick the beer at least, right? Because otherwise that could end up being awful. Beer 30 anyone?
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Oct 4, 2016 05:11
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Oh thank god yes I can choose the beer. I'm going to a cousin's wedding on Saturday. I'm not sure if it's a terrible idea or a fantastic idea to get it done there.
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Oct 4, 2016 05:15
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If I drank 9 12-oz beers in one sitting I would die. I mean I'm only like 140lbs but I start feeling tipsy after two beers and after three or four I'm blasted (and feeling sick). I guess if I had, like, 16 hours in which to just drink a beer every 90 minutes or so? And ate continuously to pad it out, and stuck to a lower alcohol lite beer, and even then, ugh.
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Oct 4, 2016 05:29
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SurgicalOntologist posted:Oh thank god yes I can choose the beer. This can be an all day thing right? No time frame on how long you have to drink them all?
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Oct 4, 2016 05:33
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I'm pretty sure within one day is fine. That's the only way this isn't a total disaster.
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Oct 4, 2016 05:41
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A couple of my friends played in a league like that with their old frat brothers, except instead of a beer per 10 points it was a funnel per 10 points, and they had to be finished within 24 hours after the end of the Monday Night game. That year when Mike Vick put up like a 60 or 70 points in a game, my buddy ended up puking so hard that he burst blood vessels in both eyes. They got rid of the rule pretty soon after that.
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Oct 4, 2016 05:47
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Just get some cheap watery poo poo like Natty Light or something, you can pound 6 of those in one sitting and barely feel a buzz.
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Oct 4, 2016 08:44
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lol just lol if you haven't chugged a 4loko in honor of wheez because you lost in fantasy football. Also Benne is right just go with cheap poo poo. My friend and I could go through more than a 30 rack of Keystone oe Natty in a day if we wanted to in my drinking hey day (although I don't know if barely contained raging alcoholism is a hey day)
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Oct 4, 2016 08:48
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Forever_Peace posted:Perkins may have just cost the Giants the game there. That was a shameful block. Perkins threw some of the saddest block attempts I have ever seen. He just can't be in there. Anyone high on Perkins (me) is going to have to wait a while.
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Go buy a couple six packs of Bud Light that show YOUR TEAM on them so people can know how much of a FAN you are. Plus it's Bud Light so it's basically drinking water. Full Disclosure: I'm 6'9" and 300 pounds so your experience may be slightly different from mine.
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Oct 4, 2016 14:39
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Bye weeks have screwed me this week so I'm left hoping Stanton isn't too poo poo and throws John Brown's way a few times.
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Oct 7, 2016 01:07
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Uuuuuugh David Johnson is going to run for a billion yards tonight isn't he?
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Quiet Feet posted:Uuuuuugh David Johnson is going to run for a billion yards tonight isn't he? god I hope so
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Oct 7, 2016 01:39
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David Johnson owns. But hey, Drew, maybe try not throwing so high you get him killed when you split him out, k?
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Quiet Feet posted:Uuuuuugh David Johnson is going to run for a billion yards tonight isn't he? You're god damned right he is
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Oct 7, 2016 01:41
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Benne posted:Bye weeks have screwed me this week so I'm left hoping Stanton isn't too poo poo and throws John Brown's way a few times. Welp this ain't happening. I'll take my goose egg and like it.
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Oct 7, 2016 01:44
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DJ is gonna need a 50 yard TD run because they aren't scoring any other way
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Oct 7, 2016 01:48
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Scruffy the janitor posted:DJ is gonna need a 50 yard TD run because they aren't scoring any other way Is that a challenge?
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Oct 7, 2016 01:49
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LmaoTheKid posted:Is that a challenge? Motivation 
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Scruffy the janitor posted:DJ is gonna need a 50 yard TD run because they aren't scoring any other way Blaine Gabbert pick six?
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Oct 7, 2016 01:52
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Glad I have zero offensive shares in this game, yikes
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Oct 7, 2016 01:55
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David Johnson: 9 carries, 58 yards Everyone else, both teams: 16 plays, 41 yards
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Oct 7, 2016 01:56
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I take it back. There's no chance for a Gabbert Pick 6 because he never throws the ball anywhere near anybody.
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Oct 7, 2016 01:58
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Oct 7, 2016 02:03
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God dammit. Just give it to DJ all three downs
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Oct 7, 2016 02:16
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MrSargent posted:What am I even watching Punts. Lots of punts.
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Oct 7, 2016 02:16
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Is it even possible to put Kaepernick in at this point? Can his hair even fit in a helmet?
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Oct 7, 2016 02:19
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https://twitter.com/YahooNoise/status/784202664930226176 Brad Evans is huffing his own farts again.
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Oct 7, 2016 02:25
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I desperation started Kerley and I'm in the house lmfao doesn't even begin to describe how I feel right now
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Oct 7, 2016 02:31
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LmaoTheKid posted:https://twitter.com/YahooNoise/status/784202664930226176 Also this is typical Evans hyperbole/dumb poo poo. Kerley is just filling the Chip slot receiver role who absorbs a bazillion targets. He's not special.
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Spoeank posted:Also this is typical Evans hyperbole/dumb poo poo. Kerley is just filling the Chip slot receiver role who absorbs a bazillion targets. He's not special. hot take conveniently posted after he scores a touchdown.
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Oct 7, 2016 02:42
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In Orlando on vacation so the satellite feed went out but FITZGERAAAAAALD!! 
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Spoeank posted:Also this is typical Evans hyperbole/dumb poo poo. Kerley is just filling the Chip slot receiver role who absorbs a bazillion targets. He's not special. Who cares if Kerley is actually good, targets = points. Remember when we all thought Torrey Smith would do anything because who the hell else was going to get targets MrSargent posted:Glad I have zero offensive shares in this game, yikes My DJ shares are doing just fine! Uhh and the one league I had to start Tyler Boyd or Kerley and chose Kerley, feeling good about that dart throw!
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RVProfootballer posted:Who cares if Kerley is actually good, targets = points. Remember when we all thought Torrey Smith would do anything because who the hell else was going to get targets "Everything community thought Ellington would be" No. Just, no.
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RVProfootballer posted:My DJ shares are doing just fine! Uhh and the one league I had to start Tyler Boyd or Kerley and chose Kerley, feeling good about that dart throw! I wonder what the start % is for Kerley this week. Well played
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Spoeank posted:"Everything community thought Ellington would be" Wasn't 99.9% of Ellington's appeal that he was going to be Chip Kelly's slot guy? MrSargent posted:I wonder what the start % is for Kerley this week. Well played I mean, it was literally Boyd or Kerley (or Funchess, I guess). Wasn't really much of a choice, hah.
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Did something happen to DJ? Or is ESPN just not updating stats?
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