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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
LOL at the progress of art in 5000 years

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Question: Why are the three kingdom period done again and again as movies? Is it rich in many narratives to portray or?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Boiled Water posted:

Question: Why are the three kingdom period done again and again as movies? Is it rich in many narratives to portray or?

It's one of the only things they're allowed to portray.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I can't wait for civ6 to come out so I can put China in every game I play of it and crush them into dust before 2000 BC.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ded posted:

I can't wait for civ6 to come out so I can put China in every game I play of it and crush them into dust before 2000 BC.

in order to get the game release in china firaxis made it so that china has to be in every game and have a plus 5000% bonus to everything, and if they ever look like they're about to lose the game crashes

furthermore the game is locked into very low settings so that it will run at 20 fps on your average chinese computer

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Boiled Water posted:

Question: Why are the three kingdom period done again and again as movies? Is it rich in many narratives to portray or?

It's a pretty good book.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Not New Balances? I'm not up on my goon shoe stereotypes, what are these?





Maybe it's a Pac-NW thing, but these were the shoes of choice of nerds that liked to smoke weed in the woods near their house.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
FWD>FWD>FWD: HAHA, GOYS AND GOYLS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMAGE MA-KA-RO!

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Haier posted:

Maybe it's a Pac-NW thing, but these were the shoes of choice of nerds that liked to smoke weed in the woods near their house.

What exactly is wrong with that?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nothing bongwizard, its perfectly legal in most of the pacific NW

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Fauxtool posted:

which one are you?


fear and loathing in guangzhao lookin' good

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

bongwizzard posted:

What exactly is wrong with that?
I'm saying that stereotypical nerds in the Pac-NW like wearing "urban hikers" over other autist shoes. It's not like they are going hiking, unless there is a pokemon over them hills on the radar.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Haier posted:

I'm saying that stereotypical nerds in the Pac-NW like wearing "urban hikers" over other autist shoes. It's not like they are going hiking, unless there is a pokemon over them hills on the radar.

I'm just very sensitive about people defaming incredibly pleasurable act of getting nice and toasted and wandering around in the woods.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Uncle Enzo posted:

Could learn a thing from their defeat at the hands of Syria, the oldest city on earth seems pretty widely accepted to be Damascus or Aleppo. Habitation reaching back to roughly 9000 BC

That's a glorious 12 11,000 years of history

edit for math

Indigenous Australian culture is 40,000 years old. Get back to me in another 35,000 years, China:smuggo:

Bro Dad posted:

china is so monocultural that a hanified minority person wearing a ceremonial hat is impossibly exotic, seeing a westerner (especially a blonde one) is like meeting a martian

My wife in particular got this in Jakarta as well - we spent a day wandering around the "Old City" and I reckon she was in at least a hundred selfies. A six foot tall blonde woman with no headscarf tends to stand out in a crowd of Indonesians!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bongwizzard posted:

I'm just very sensitive about people defaming incredibly pleasurable act of getting nice and toasted and wandering around in the woods.

That's not the issue. The issue is the adventure pants, nerd themed t-shirt, gumbrown hiking shoes, the loving Subaru Forester.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Cheater
http://i.imgur.com/ppfu8lR.gifv

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Haier posted:

FWD>FWD>FWD: HAHA, GOYS AND GOYLS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMAGE MA-KA-RO!



There's a bit of cognitive dissonance going here.

Please respect 5776 years of middle eastern culture, please don't hurt Jewish feelings, you can't understand.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I think it's more about the fact that they still have to shove Chinese (in this case, culinary) superiority into a conversation, to get the last word in even after their precious 5,000 year high score is recognized as having been bested.

Also... maybe, just maybe, the dawn of semitic history and its lack of Chinese food wasn't, like, the worst thing the Jews as a group have experienced?

e: Yes i get that it's a joke

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 8, 2016

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
GBS China thread green text:

Be me, Chinese man or woman of any age and from any part of China.
In China we have Face culture.
It makes us very unique.
Be really good at it.
Totally amazing at saving Face.
One day get into an argument with a friend about something.
Face doesn't allow me to be wrong, even if I am actually wrong.
I have two decisions to choose from.
1) Tell friend I am sorry and admit wrong doing, repair friendship, go forward as friends.
2) Ignore friend from that point and never talk to him or her again because it's easier than admitting I am wrong or saying sorry.
Decide to choose option two, because I am really awesome at Face.
Never talking to that friend again is really easy.
I can't believe the rest of the world doesn't have Face culture. It owns so hard.
Foreigners are stupid. They don't understand how unique we are, along with our Face culture, which is superior and 5000 years old.

Edit:

Someone said or did something I don't personally agree with.
Actually, I don't understand it at all.
I might make a fool of myself by trying to discuss or learn something that I don't know about.
If I don't know everything in the universe, I lose a LOT of Face.
Feelsbad.exe
I have three options:
1) Let it go, because it's no big deal.
2) Try to talk to the person, have a discussion, learn something new, see a different view point, etc.
3) Call the person names and bad words and then quickly ignore them and/or run away.
Since I am the master of Face, I chose option three.
What idiot would not choose option three?
Likeaboss.pdf

Edit again:

I hosed up.
Big time.
Ok, maybe it's big, maybe it's small.
The point is a screwed up.
I can't admit that because of Face.
Taking responsibility for my own actions in any facet of life in China is a huuuuuge nope.
I have one option:
1) Blame someone else.
Phew. What a close call!!
People almost knew I screwed up.

Haier fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Oct 8, 2016

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Horrible imperialist western and Japanese propaganda claims glorious Chinar isn't #1

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

fish and chips and dip posted:

Horrible imperialist western and Japanese propaganda claims glorious Chinar isn't #1


ok but wtf does this even mean

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

A Pinball Wizard posted:

ok but wtf does this even mean

china bad

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Murray Mantoinette posted:

I think it's more about the fact that they still have to shove Chinese (in this case, culinary) superiority into a conversation, to get the last word in even after their precious 5,000 year high score is recognized as having been bested.

Also... maybe, just maybe, the dawn of semitic history and its lack of Chinese food wasn't, like, the worst thing the Jews as a group have experienced?

e: Yes i get that it's a joke

The Jews are also wrong about their calendar and a recognizable Jewish culture distinct from other Canaanite and Pre-Canaanite traditions didn't emerge until roughly 800 BC, 2800 years ago. They're both wrong about their start dates because they like to act like their modern culture is older than it actually is, like they're Australian Aboriginals (60,000 year tradition) or Mbuti and San (150,000 years).

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A Pinball Wizard posted:

ok but wtf does this even mean

It's from the Economist so it's going to be Ted Nugent quality blathering and hand waving.

Still though China is a dumb country

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

A Pinball Wizard posted:

ok but wtf does this even mean

Omg you just lost so much face bro.

There was a whacky chinese chick at my work that would send me lots of late night texts asking how to find a man to marry her and who also kept trying to get me to go get a sperm count test and show her the papers because she really wanted that hybrid baby and would get super mad if I ever mentioned using condoms. Well a while later she had a minor fuckup at work, nothing too huge, I pointed it out to her over wechat as I was correcting it just so it wouldn't happen again. She didn't reply and whelp she called in sick the next few days and then quit. I message her on wechat asking about it and that's when I found out she had blocked me. I didn't bother calling her or anything because lol wtf. She is a face master.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's from the Economist so it's going to be Ted Nugent quality blathering and hand waving.

Still though China is a dumb country
It's from the Economist Intelligent Unit, which isn't the same thing.

Also those stars are atrocious. The real Economist magazine would be embarrassed.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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What is social innovation

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ROFLburger posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about?

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

Grand Fromage posted:

It's the same sort of filter as those masks I think, says it's P95, just beefier. It seals better on my face, I found the disposables left air gaps around my nose no matter what I did. Says it's the paint respirator supply kit for 6000 or 7500 series masks.

ITT: China-goons discussing which air filtration system will keep them alive and healthy longer in China

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

maybe that's social innovation?

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

What is social innovation

A Pinball Wizard posted:

ok but wtf does this even mean


From the EIU:

"As a relatively novel concept, it lacks an established definition. Most broadly, it can refer to new services and products, or new processes, rules and regulations, that help meet a social need--for instance reducing the number of homeless people on the streets, keeping children in school, or ensuring commodities are produced sustainably for fair wages. The benefits of social innovation, wherever it arises, accrue to society as a whole rather than individuals, although in some cases socially innovative projects can also produce profits and investment returns."

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

fish and chips and dip posted:

From the EIU:

"As a relatively novel concept, it lacks an established definition. Most broadly, it can refer to new services and products, or new processes, rules and regulations, that help meet a social need--for instance reducing the number of homeless people on the streets, keeping children in school, or ensuring commodities are produced sustainably for fair wages. The benefits of social innovation, wherever it arises, accrue to society as a whole rather than individuals, although in some cases socially innovative projects can also produce profits and investment returns."

basically Socialism, but not in a violent way, however if it produces profits the outcome is unknown

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Meet social democracy.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:

basically Socialism, but not in a violent way, however if it produces profits the outcome is unknown
it definitely includes private initiatives, which makes it not socialism

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

fish and chips and dip posted:

From the EIU:

"As a relatively novel concept, it lacks an established definition. Most broadly, it can refer to new services and products, or new processes, rules and regulations, that help meet a social need--for instance reducing the number of homeless people on the streets, keeping children in school, or ensuring commodities are produced sustainably for fair wages. The benefits of social innovation, wherever it arises, accrue to society as a whole rather than individuals, although in some cases socially innovative projects can also produce profits and investment returns."

And the US tops that list how...

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


A Pinball Wizard posted:

And the US tops that list how...

Stupid bullshit like Uber, Air BnB and all the other various rich white guy startups I assume.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I just wanted to dump on China, and not starting a whole thing.


Here, have some Chinese tourists instead.

quote:

Over the National Day holiday, more than 100 Chinese tourists were denied entry to the popular South Korean resort island of Jeju. Tourists claim that after being denied entry they were told by customs officers that they could either purchase new tickets back home or wait for their return flights inside the airport.

Some travelers lived like that for more than five days while waiting for their flight home.

One of the stranded Chinese tourist surnamed Zhang told reporters that he had been denied entry to Jeju because he had not printed out a confirmation from the hotel after booking a five-day tour of the island for himself and his wife online. The report fails to add why Zhang couldn't have simply printed out the tickets at the airport.
It's also not clear if the island's authorities are cracking down on Chinese tourists due to a pair of explosive incidents last month and intense pressure from the public. In early September, a group of rowdy Chinese tourists beat up a restaurant owner on the island after she told them not to bring in drinks from outside. One week later, a Chinese tourist stabbed a Korean woman to death as she was praying at a local chapel because she reminded him of his ex-wife.




https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=3790448

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Haier posted:

FWD>FWD>FWD: HAHA, GOYS AND GOYLS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMAGE MA-KA-RO!



Usually this joke is more centered around the fact that jews used to be the only people you could find in Chinese restaurants in the US during the christian holiday season. People are less religious now so maybe that is changing.

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Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
Reasons my girlfriend is angry today:

She wanted to go for breakfast when I was still asleep, was woken up by being shouted at for being lazy. Got up and ready and had to wait 45 minutes for her to get ready, she changed shoes 11 times. She has 4 pairs of shoes.

She had a stomache ache and wanted to go to the TCM doctor, I told her there was nothing wrong with her and he would just tell her to drink more hot water, he told her there was nothing wrong with her and to drink more hot water.

I've hurt my knee and she wanted to spend the day walking round a crowded park, I am very selfish for not going to the park.

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