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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Teenage Fansub posted:

That was Prez and nobody bought it.

It was not dull. :colbert:

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Teenage Fansub posted:

It's not just that it's a thing. The concept of monogamy, fathers knowing who their children are, ect after cavetribe polyamory is the societal shock.

I didn't actually actually like this week's comic much, but free love being the conservative stance of cavemen is funny.

I haven't been reading Flintstones but don't him and Wilma already live together and like have Pebbles and stuff? Has this polyamory stuff been set up at all before this storyline? Cause from the previous pages in this thread it just seemed like the standard Flintstones modern stone-age family set up.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ImpAtom posted:

I gotta be honest.

Every "marriage" comic people have posted is loving dumb. It isn't satire it's just dumb. "Hey, what people got upset... about heterosexual marriage?!" is weird and meaningless and incoherent even as a joke. Like why are they calling them perverts? It only works as a cheap copy-paste of gay marriage arguments but they don't follow logically over from "marriage is not a thing." Maybe I'm missing something.

I understand most criticism of the Flintstones even though I'm enjoying it a lot, but honestly, you, ImpAtom, should read this specific issue.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

purple death ray posted:

I haven't been reading Flintstones but don't him and Wilma already live together and like have Pebbles and stuff? Has this polyamory stuff been set up at all before this storyline? Cause from the previous pages in this thread it just seemed like the standard Flintstones modern stone-age family set up.

They've been married the whole series, so it's not a sudden invention here, but still a modern concept they're at the forefront of (like everything) that gets riled up while they're off to a married couples retreat.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

pls stop

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

As calculated as this comic is to evoke clapter, "the traditional sex cave" is a phrase that pays

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Squirrel Girl beats up everyone.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Synthbuttrange posted:



Squirrel Girl beats up everyone.

Scientific progress goes boink

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014



Enchanted Tiki Room #1, which is way more charming than I expected

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

nerdman42 posted:



Enchanted Tiki Room #1, which is way more charming than I expected

Is this where the birds sing words and the flowers croon or some other tiki room?

(dangit I heard that song ONCE 25 years ago...)

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib

Bruceski posted:

Is this where the birds sing words and the flowers croon or some other tiki room?

(dangit I heard that song ONCE 25 years ago...)

Apparently, it is!

http://marvel.com/comics/issue/60289/enchanted_tiki_room_2016_1

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Teenage Fansub posted:

It's not just that it's a thing. The concept of monogamy, fathers knowing who their children are, ect after cavetribe polyamory is the societal shock.

I didn't actually actually like this week's comic much, but free love being the conservative stance of cavemen is funny.

Is a Flinstones comic doing a jokey version of Family, Private Property, and the State? DAMMIT I DO NOT WANT TO READ A FLINSTONES COMIC DON'T MAKE ME.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer


I'm actually not posting this for any of the dialogue.

If there's a followup to Chief Pigeon and Viking Pigeon please don't spoil it for me.

From Ms. Marvel #16

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Test Pattern posted:

Is a Flinstones comic doing a jokey version of Family, Private Property, and the State? DAMMIT I DO NOT WANT TO READ A FLINSTONES COMIC DON'T MAKE ME.

It's really good. Fred Flintstone might be the most relatable guy in comics.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Open Marriage Night posted:

It's really good. Fred Flintstone might be the most relatable guy in comics.

No, that would only be after he signs a deal with the devil to undo his marriage to Wilma.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Lobok posted:

No, that would only be after he signs a deal with the devil to undo his marriage to Wilma.

One more yabba-dabba-day!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Actually, I don't know why I said that, that's wrong. Fred would not sign a deal with the devil.

He would just get Gazoo to do it.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Lobok posted:

No, that would only be after he signs a deal with the devil to undo his marriage to Wilma.

I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

SilverSupernova posted:

I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank.

Well morningstars haven't been invented yet so he'll just be a club.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

SilverSupernova posted:

I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank.

Lucitefer?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SilverSupernova posted:

I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank.

Beezleboulder

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

SilverSupernova posted:

I'm trying my damndest to come up with a rock pun name for Satan and I'm drawing a blank.

[Rock me] Amadeus?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Slaten.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Skwirl posted:

Beezleboulder

Beelzeboulder, I think, but yeah, definitely.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Skwirl posted:

Beezleboulder

That is perfect.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Mephistone. You guys missed the obvious one.

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014

Skwirl posted:

Beezleboulder

Dammit

Open Marriage Night posted:

Mephistone. You guys missed the obvious one.

Dammit

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



Simple yet effective.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Mammonth

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Prince of Limestone

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Convenient sign, really. Has a thousand uses.

"Open"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"Restroom for customers only"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"No Smoking"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"Give me your tired, your poor"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

Plus of course: "Abandon all Hope, ye who enter here"

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



My favorite part of this is how she gives Batman a direct instruction and he complies immediately.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Nessus posted:

My favorite part of this is how she gives Batman a direct instruction and he complies immediately.
Hey, she said "please".

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Zereth posted:

Hey, she said "please".

Batman's one weakness. No one tell Joker!

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Uthor posted:

Batman's one weakness. No one tell Joker!

Well other than having a mom called Martha.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Doc Hawkins posted:

Convenient sign, really. Has a thousand uses.

"Open"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"Restroom for customers only"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"No Smoking"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

"Give me your tired, your poor"
"Unless you're John Constantine"

Plus of course: "Abandon all Hope, ye who enter here"

"Happy Hour: 2-4"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
"Free hugs"

"I wanna be everyone's friend"

"Trench coats on sale! Buy 2 get 1 free:"

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"Beware of Dog", "No Solicitors", "Do not approach wildlife"

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

bunnyofdoom posted:

"Trench coats on sale! Buy 2 get 1 free:"
That's the one that really hurts.

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