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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003



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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sagebrush posted:

i've never understood the vagaries of this kind of newspaper "everyone knows what we're writing but we didn't actually write it" censorship

it's the louis c.k. argument: when you say "n-word," in my mind i know you're saying "friend of the family," so now i have to think that word, and you've made me the racist instead of you.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
hello new page

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Roosevelt posted:

it's the louis c.k. argument: when you say "n-word," in my mind i know you're saying "friend of the family," so now i have to think that word, and you've made me the racist instead of you.
ah, yes, louis c.k.,

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
it always struck me as literally worse than just saying the word if you're trying to appease some supernatural being

~~~pearly gates
"So, you not only thought the word "gently caress" 5,182 times, but you thought that by saying "Fudge" or "F-word" every time, that I wouldn't notice? What part of 'omniscient and omnipotent' do you not understand? How stupid do you think I am?"

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Jonny 290 posted:

it always struck me as literally worse than just saying the word if you're trying to appease some supernatural being

~~~pearly gates
"So, you not only thought the word "gently caress" 5,182 times, but you thought that by saying "Fudge" or "F-word" every time, that I wouldn't notice? What part of 'omniscient and omnipotent' do you not understand? How stupid do you think I am?"

sorry, gosh

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

anthonypants posted:

ah, yes, louis c.k.,



well i didn't know that, ok?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"but mr. Y__H, i was trying to fool you only by using the powerful clever brain you gave me!"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

well i didn't know that, ok?

don't post here unless you know everything. fyi

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

louis ck said it better anyway

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Sagebrush posted:

i've never understood the vagaries of this kind of newspaper "everyone knows what we're writing but we didn't actually write it" censorship

it's a tabloid.

they just have to escape formal sanction by state and federal authorities

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Roosevelt posted:

louis ck said it better anyway
this has never been true about a single goddamn thing

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Roosevelt posted:

louis ck said it better anyway

it's his job

so yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyugCJ40IIw

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

"but mr. Y__H, i was trying to fool you only by using the powerful clever brain you gave me!"

talmudic lifehacks

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Glorgnole posted:

talmudic lifehacks

my favorite diablo ][ spell

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It's a really fast way of abbreviating an explanation that normally you're too polite to say something, but you're making an exception this one time.

You idiot hell f*ckers

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

Bill NYSE posted:

Come to frydaddy.

vimtolicker

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity

can someone plz photoshop the cleric beast life bar onto this tia

sumting like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHsP9XWXHE

d64
Jan 15, 2003
about one in four small to medium sized companies has an improvised "server room" with one or more of those mobile ac units they sell in hardware stores for home use. i've seen many.

e: knobs:

d64 fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Oct 8, 2016

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






DrPossum posted:

i guess megg didnt find those condoms

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/lHUm5aM.gif&v=X6j3iOf9umE&s=7

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/784634530611298304

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i gotta go with the bees

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
yeah new cars are lame. but unlimited bees (and thus unlimited honey)?? heck yes

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

and its unlimited you so you know you gotta push that as far as it will go. worldwide bees. give earth one of those kickass beards made of bees all hanging off antarctica.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

you idiots. it's an ancient genie trick. oldest one in the books.

pick the car, and suddenly the world runs out of oil.

pick the bees, and all of a sudden the only thing they can make honey out of is your blood

Graff
May 10, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

you idiots. it's an ancient genie trick. oldest one in the books.

pick the car, and suddenly the world runs out of oil.

pick the bees, and all of a sudden the only thing they can make honey out of is your blood

or you could just turn inside out in a lazy unironic way Wishmaster II style

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Graff posted:

or you could just turn inside out in a lazy unironic way Wishmaster II style

I'm giving this talk tomorrow so i should prob finish writing it tho

oops wrong thread

Graff
May 10, 2012

bump_fn posted:

I'm giving this talk tomorrow so i should prob finish writing it tho

oops wrong thread

s'ok mate I got what u meant

Graff
May 10, 2012

try phrasing it as "I wish tomorrow would never come!" or "I wish I never had to talk again!" or something

Graff
May 10, 2012

then turn yourself inside out

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
why do americans call it gyro and not gyros

do they assume that was a plural-s? what the hell

same with frickin biceps

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
come on you can do it with "bus"

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

wayfinder posted:

why do americans call it gyro and not gyros

do they assume that was a plural-s? what the hell

same with frickin biceps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGlKxBf_ihQ

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
penis

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






wayfinder posted:

why do americans call it gyro and not gyros

do they assume that was a plural-s? what the hell

same with frickin biceps

yeah americans are p dumb

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wayfinder posted:

come on you can do it with "bus"

one bu, two bus

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




wayfinder posted:

why do americans call it gyro and not gyros

do they assume that was a plural-s? what the hell

same with frickin biceps
wait until you hear them calling kebab kabob

Graff
May 10, 2012

cinci zoo sniper posted:

wait until you hear them calling kebab kabob

focked ep if trw

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Graff posted:

focked ep if trw

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