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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


should make sure, credit is due to mitch hedberg (:rip:) for that joke

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mango sentinel posted:

Can we stop talking about powerball and get back to talking about Donald Trump's gross sphincter mouth?

he can't help it. he see's a pretty girl and he just has to rub his mouth rear end in a top hat on their mouth

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Still catching up but thought I'd share with the thread that a few days ago I was put in charge of a local get out the vote office for election day and the four days leading up to it (this is in Iowa).

I originally volunteered because it seemed like Iowa was going to go Trump but I wanted to try to make it close, feel better about myself in a few months. Now? poo poo now I just want to run up the score.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

mango sentinel posted:

Can we stop talking about powerball and get back to talking about Donald Trump's gross sphincter mouth?

NITECREW *slams down a smoke grenade that poofs into the shape of a tity and vanishes into a witch house*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

he can't help it. he see's a pretty girl and he just has to rub his mouth rear end in a top hat on their mouth

actually there's a word for it, cloaca

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts11tHPBAEg

thank you kojima for introducing me to another cool band

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Yinlock posted:

given that previous offenses were apparently just standard racist concern-trolling then i'd say yes it's just a bad gimmick

a very, very committed gimmick

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Karl Sharks posted:

should make sure, credit is due to mitch hedberg (:rip:) for that joke

yeah rip

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

mango sentinel posted:

Can we stop talking about powerball and get back to talking about Donald Trump's gross sphincter mouth?

how is it he can make his mouth so small and anus-like, yet have that stupid loving grin that looks like it should reach beyond his fat face?

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

i like nite crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYMbIuil8c

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ursine Catastrophe posted:

welp maybe if any of you jerks described the videos you're posting :argh:

there were ~7,100 unique youtube links posted in this thread as of like page 11000

i described it in the link u quoted!

quit persecutin me

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
that was without a doubt my worst post ever

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Al! posted:

he can't help it. he see's a pretty girl and he just has to rub his mouth rear end in a top hat on their mouth

for that moment when you need to rub your mouth rear end in a top hat on another mouth, grab a tic tac!

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Karl Sharks posted:

it still is, but it used to be too

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

anime was right posted:

NITECREW *slams down a smoke grenade that poofs into the shape of a tity and vanishes into a witch house*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
anyway ive determined that Mike Pence does not so much squint his eyes as he puckers them. got them butthole-peepers. goes nicely with his running mates assmouth

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ppiohVRZ0s

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Bill Mitchell isn't real

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Karl Sharks posted:

should make sure, credit is due to mitch hedberg (:rip:) for that joke

I know, it's my favorite of his

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI&t=91s

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

the most quoted video shouldve been the usa freedom girls terror song set to charizard and dragonite dancing but i cant seem to find it



ed balls

https://youtu.be/V8MaNg6lHKU

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Bill Mitchell isn't real

he's an animatronic puppet for sure

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mango sentinel posted:

Can we stop talking about powerball and get back to talking about Donald Trump's gross sphincter mouth?

me, well im more a dick grabber

he can grab the pussy

but me

the dick, i grab the dicks, just the best dicks believe me

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
This, but the opposite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

i love hedberg

"i haven't slept for 10 days... because that would be too long"

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


the top 5 most quoted posts are all related to the fall of Boosted

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Lastgirl posted:

me, well im more a dick grabber

he can grab the pussy

but me

the dick, i grab the dicks, just the best dicks believe me

keep it consensual

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me


Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
You'd think B-Mitch could've landed at least one tv appearance with how hard he is for Trump

unless he's just a miraaaage

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wait a loving second











I’ve spent time with grieving mothers who’ve lost their children, laid-off workers whose jobs have gone to other countries,



lol oops

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
http://deadline.com/2016/10/ana-navarro-cnn-panel-exit-explained-scottie-nell-hughes-donald-trump-billy-bush-1201833200/

Ana Navarro says she left the CNN panel because she was tired

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Epic High Five posted:

i described it in the link u quoted!

quit persecutin me

when you're posting the videos i mean

William Bear posted:

If there's any truth that Trump is even considering Cain, that has to be one of the craziest things yet in this election.

In Cain's honor:

Trump: Ash
Christie: Ash's Charizard
Cain: Brock
Rubio: Misty
Carson: Snorlax
Cruz: Psyduck
Kasich: Hitmonchan
Romney: Giovanni
Lindsey and Jeb: Jesse and James

MC Nietzche posted:

Trump has that unique bully's ability to see where you didn't know you were weak and then hit that spot for Super Effective x4 damage.

Trump: Mega Charizard
Cruz: Snover
Kasich: Missingno

Shageletic posted:

:chaoscandidate:

EDIT: When did you evolve the Charizard and where, Mrs. Clinton?

That DICK! posted:

"And we're gonna stop the Dragonites from runnin away, folks! I'm gonna do it like you're never gonna believe," - Pres. Donald J. Trump, Jan. 20 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQ0N4cBqXM

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



and her name was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o__GNHtJ1qM

Ambrosia Parsley


THERE IS IS

oh man that poo poo's just terrifying

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Phyresis posted:



Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwABVxcl3s

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

anime was right posted:

that was without a doubt my worst post ever

just post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Bill Mitchell isn't real

he's an algorithm, all the way down to his facial structure

an advanced twitter bot if you will

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tired of dropping pu$$ies on nat telv

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