TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBvoEDBOpw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4DiAyExN0&t=26s

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Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

anime was right posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwABVxcl3s

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:05

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

he's an algorithm, all the way down to his facial structure

an advanced twitter bot if you will

Tae 2.0

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:06

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

me, well im more a dick grabber

he can grab the pussy

but me

the dick, i grab the dicks, just the best dicks believe me

how you doin?

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:06

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://youtu.be/V8MaNg6lHKU

fuckin youtu.be

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Bill Mitchell is the last shuddering, ravaged remnants of the original Tay

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:06

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Pretty close tou doubling down on 2 pages of Snypes so

ED BALLS

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:06

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

2016 the year of hoobastank

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:06

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Lastgirl posted:

tired of dropping pu$$ies on nat telv

dropping so much pussy call the ASPCA

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

gently caress, i got beat to the Tay ref!

gently caress!!

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Al! posted:

2016 the year of hoobastank

surely there must be some kind of reason

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

more like hoobaSTINKS

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Phyresis posted:

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Tbh I would vote for pre-satan black philip

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

dont post loving hoobastank in here you god damned war criminal

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:07

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

paranoid randroid posted:

Bill Mitchell is the last shuddering, ravaged remnants of the original Tay

tae slow

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:08

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Trump Pussy Grab Tape

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:08

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

fuckin youtu.be

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these stats are fantastic

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:08

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/784647317429288960

:yeah:

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:08

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

gnc

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:09

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

surely there must be some kind of reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtghKBsiME

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/784647317429288960

im glad that christians are finally starting to publicly shank other christians for being terrible at their faith

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:10

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Tay

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# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:10

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Bill Mitchell Hedberg

I write tweets for a living, man. See I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that�s excruciatingly stupid and then I go get a phone and I write it down. Or if the phone's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain�t excruciatingly stupid.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:10

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:11

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/784613414379323392

Eldritch horror is exactly what this thread needed.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:11

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Al! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBvoEDBOpw

What's Meltdown: Game Change 2016's description of this background be?

"In a lavender police lineup wall of a single suspect..."

"Amidst a pale cityscape and a dim bulb..."

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

And the most popular posts gently caress doing the poo poo required to actually quote them

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what im takin from this is thst ineed to step up my postin game

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:12

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

im high as h*ck

H5N1 posted:

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THE JEB CAMPAIGN!

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:12

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Jazerus posted:

Reince Priebus sits at his desk, head in hands. "Do I fully support an orange fascist?" he mutters. "Or face the creation of a modern stabbed-in-the-back myth when we revoke our support?"

His hand shakes. He tips the bottle. His cornflakes inflate slightly, sadly, as the liqueur soaks through.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:13

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

SixPENCE None the Richer - Kiss Me (and grab my pussy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:13

Lathespin.gif: May 19, 2005; Pillbug

hail satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:14

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Fidel Castronaut posted:

SixPENCE None the Richer - Kiss Me (and grab my pussy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

tic tacs first, important this

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:15

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWb1d001FI

chelsea be my waifu

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:16

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

POWERBALL if you are reading this please be safe.

I just had a weird feeling and I wanted to say this

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:17

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

ohrwurm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgWb1d001FI

chelsea be my waifu

flatlander woman

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:17

Calm: Apr 7, 2006

The presidential nominee advocating for Tic Tacs. Tell that to the tic tac marketers, it's like a dream come true. Except.... one small problem. lol

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:17

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHI4xr_gngM

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

gently caress, i got beat to the Tay ref!

gently caress!!

you really gotta grab that postin pussy, friendo

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:18

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discoukulele: Jan 16, 2010; Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

I've been away from the internet since before this broke, and holy gently caress. :stare:

Now that the shock is wearing off, I'm starting to get really worried - what if Trump does drop out? And we end up with a President Pence stacking the Supreme Court?

That can't happen, right? :ohdear:

# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:18

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