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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

they are making trump's surrogates explain trump's latest tweet on CNN

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Sinteres posted:

Imelda Marcos counts. I was thinking Eva Person, but I guess that never actually happened.

Not if they amended the constitution. I realize it would be kind of silly to do so for a relatively small thing that ultimately infringes on voter choice, it's just a personal preference.

Argentina isn't a third world country and It did happen in Argentina.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

ed balls

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:48

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

GobiasIndustries posted:

Seriously, Howard Stern has actually influenced, in a big way, a presidential election.

he got christine whitman elected for nj governor because she promised a rest stop named after him

she did it

http://www.nytimes.com/1995/01/27/nyregion/a-howard-stern-rest-stop.html

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Stern asked Trump about the report that Trump had a boner fight in prep school. lmao.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Page 11111!!!!

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:48

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

gop civil war happens just as page 11111 happens. illuminati confirmed

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:48

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

if you haven't read this yet, now is the time: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/howard-stern-donald-trump-2016-214322

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

mutantmell: Oct 14, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/784841640057995264

Please keep tweeting Donald. :f5:

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

Defiance: Jan 1, 2008; by Deplorable exmarx

"Well, I'll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it," Trump said. "You know, I'm inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good."

"You know, the dresses. 'Is everyone okay?' You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody okay?' And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that. But no, I've been very good," he added.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/08/politics/trump-on-howard-stern/index.html

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

fat bossy gerbil posted:

I somehow doubt this is going to seriously diminish Trumps turnout next month to the point of a complete blowout.

It's certainly destroyed his chances of taking any of the swing states (then again Iowa is a uniquely terrible place) but at this point I doubt many people who were set on voting for Trump before are going to change their minds because of this considering the astonishing amount of otherwise career ending gaffes that have failed to put even a modest dent his support.

They'll eat up the "standard locker room talk" line, soothe themselves with reminders that Bill Clinton is way worse than Trump and Hillary totally protected him and convince themselves this is a big liberal media smear campaign designed to steal the election from their favorite fascist strong man.

Sure the rank and file GOP are throwing themselves overboard in hopes that they can keep swimming until 2020 but I bet most of your average Trump supporters are quite content to go down with the ship.

I don't think it will either. that's why I'm waiting for the REST of this loving advent calendar to drop hilarious chocolates all over him.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

The Day the Trump Got Stumped

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Hadaka Apron posted:

I'm morbidly curious as to how Milo has been handling this.

gently caress Milo. What about Alex Jones?

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:49

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

he got christine whitman elected for nj governor because she promised a rest stop named after him

she did it

http://www.nytimes.com/1995/01/27/nyregion/a-howard-stern-rest-stop.html

A woman of her word :911:

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

anime was right posted:

gop civil war happens just as page 11111 happens. illuminati confirmed

you think this poo poo's an accident!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

Lol fat motherfucker at the rally making a joke about Hillary Clinton climbing stairs, out of breath as gently caress
https://www.c-span.org/video/?416603-1/house-speaker-paul-ryan-delivers-remarks-elkhorn-wisconsin

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Turdfuzz posted:

ed balls

mornin pal

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784840992734064641

I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED GOD DAMMIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784840992734064641

I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED GOD DAMMIT

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

does kellyanne even have the energy to wrestle the phone away again?

hell, has anyone even seen kellyanne recently?

is she still alive?

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

If my fevered dream of the house being in play comes true I don't know what I'll do

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

I'm the morbidly obese MC who is desparately out of breath, bragging about walking up stairs

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Al! posted:

they are making trump's surrogates explain trump's latest tweet on CNN

This is all coming to a head with completely perfect timing, it's amazing.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Scott Walker has made his state the worst.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:50

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Constant Hamprince posted:

does kellyanne even have the energy to wrestle the phone away again?

hell, has anyone even seen kellyanne recently?

is she still alive?

if by alive you mean "not locket in a closet drinking an entire bottle of Jack"

then no

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:51

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

Scott Walker has made his state the worst.

So loving excited to hear this moron's take.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:51

AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

GOP going full :911:

at this event

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:51

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

i really should be working right now but i can't take my eyes off this trainwreck

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:51

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Constant Hamprince posted:

does kellyanne even have the energy to wrestle the phone away again?

hell, has anyone even seen kellyanne recently?

is she still alive?

i think they know even with him in their chains, its over. better to get out of the city, let him rampage and clean up later.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:51

orange sky: May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/359803783724793857

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Constant Hamprince posted:

does kellyanne even have the energy to wrestle the phone away again?

hell, has anyone even seen kellyanne recently?

is she still alive?

All the rats are fleeing the ship.

Walid Phares is booking tickets back to Lebanon, knowing he'll still be safer there than in the path of what's coming.

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

33,000 ~~emails~~ minutes of audio with Howard stern

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Montasque posted:

Okonner posted:

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784840992734064641

I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED GOD DAMMIT

Putin has Ivanka somewhere

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Defiance posted:

"Well, I'll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it," Trump said. "You know, I'm inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good."

"You know, the dresses. 'Is everyone okay?' You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody okay?' And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that. But no, I've been very good," he added.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/08/politics/trump-on-howard-stern/index.html

to be clear i wasn't seriously dismissing it, it's loving disgusting

Constant Hamprince posted:

does kellyanne even have the energy to wrestle the phone away again?

hell, has anyone even seen kellyanne recently?

is she still alive?

she was seen walking into trump tower, made no comment obviously

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

"Big round of a flaws... applause for our men and women in uniform."

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

ive been in media blackout 4 days
wtf happen
seein stuff bout pussies

# ? Oct 8, 2016 20:52

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Constant Hamprince posted:

you know i've sometimes had doubts but now i'm really reassured that God is real and loves us a lot

I have been trying to tell the thread this for like 8k pages by now but it's been like I'm one of those street screamers waggling my limbs around while my mouth struggles to keep up with the words I'm trying to vomit up

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AceRimmer: Mar 18, 2009

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Kithkar: Apr 23, 2011; I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/kyletblaine/status/784839136339488773

Happy 8th Day of October Surprise Everyone :toot:

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