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vader (anakin) literally went and slaughtered a group of children just because he could https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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Zzulu posted:vader (anakin) literally went and slaughtered a group of children just because he could Don't forget the sandpeople too.
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Zzulu posted:yeah and the nazis in the concentration camps weren't responsible for all the jews dying, they were just guarding the gas chamber doors after all 
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Nitrousoxide posted:Don't forget the sandpeople too. Who cares about the sand people? The Empire could send an army to kill all the sand people and take their one resource and I still wouldn't care.
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Someone uploaded a streched and pitch-shifted version of SpaceCop onto youtube.
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achillesforever6 posted:People apparently want to watch a movie where Bruce Wayne decides being Batman is a dumb immature idea and instead dedicates his life helping the poor class and funding the inner city to end crime. This is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. A absolute glorification of wanton violence and typical hollywood values. 70 Million people died during World War 2. The only thin that prevented Global Warming from coming sooner and made progressivism and socialism potential policies on the world stage. If that had not happened we would not know global warming exists. Because the very idea of discussing such a prospect would be banned. Sometimes people have to die for the better good. This is seen constantly in every phase of world history. And I'm supposed to see this fellow who just happens to be black willing to actually do something as a villain and the ever so pomp properly victorian British characters as heroes? They're no better than the villain. If anything they are worse. While the Villain wears on his heart on his sleeve and fully recognizes what must done to save the world they're twiddling around shoving their thumb up their asses doing not a drat bit about it. And the world will suffer a lot more thanks to their actions. This film reminds me of a much better film: Snowpiercer. In the world of that film the Kingsman prove to be the perfect images of the Conductor. A group so entrenched on maintaining the status quo no matter how many continuos horrible atrocities are required to do so. Valentine meanwhile is the perfect image of Namgoong, a man who realizes that for in order for any kind of real progress to be made and for future generations to live in a better world sacrifices must be made. Even if that means the death of the vast majority of mankind. A man willing to commit one last atrocity to bring about true freedom for the world and humanity. What a piece of poo poo film. And what do I get at the end Anal Sex? gently caress off like the first thing I cared about when facing the reality of the horrid dark fate of humanity is sex. What a simple minded and droll piece of poo poo character.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:This is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. A absolute glorification of wanton violence and typical hollywood values. CineD lives.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:This is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen. A absolute glorification of wanton violence and typical hollywood values. Source you are quotes.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:35
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If a high-ranking Nazi soldier threw Hitler down an elevator shaft and was fatally hurt in the process, he would be remembered as a hero. Vader is no different.
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a bone to pick posted:If a high-ranking Nazi soldier threw Hitler down an elevator shaft and was fatally hurt in the process, he would be remembered as a hero. What if that officer was Himmler?
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:CineD lives Don't matter
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If Himmler would have shot Hitler in the brain he woulda got a thumbs up and then he would have been hanged No force ghost party for himmler
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Guy Goodbody posted:In the comics he does.
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Nitrousoxide posted:What if that officer was Himmler? He would be remembered as "The man who ended WW2".
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Ah yes historical discussion about world war... hey... wait a second... Did red tails 2 come out?!? Idk how I feel about this topic p/sure no fat blading nerds have told me what to think yet. I don't think Vader did enough good to deserve redemption but I think its good to give kids a space movie where they see that if they made a bunch of wrong choices it doesn't mean they are a villain forever so i'm okay with it thematically.
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Darth Vader's dying thoughts were not of Luke, or Obiwan, but of his apprentice Ahsoka Tano.
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Hitler killed himself so he's a great hero.
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Schweinhund posted:Hitler killed himself so he's a great hero. 
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Schweinhund posted:Hitler killed himself so he's a great hero. If Hitler had watched Star Wars Return of the Jedi and realized how similar the holocaust was to blowing up a whole planet of innocents and decided that he was going to take inspiration from the story of Darth Vader and shoot himself in the loving brains that would have been a good thing.
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Oct 8, 2016 21:38
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Zzulu posted:Yes? What are you trying to say buddy What do you think? If a man owns a hundred sheep, and one of them wanders away, will he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go to look for the one that wandered off? And if he finds it, truly I tell you, he is happier about that one sheep than about the ninety-nine that did not wander off.
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Nanomashoes posted:Darth Vader's dying thoughts were not of Luke, or Obiwan, but of his apprentice Ahsoka Tano. Or Nips as he affectionately called her. It was so weird seeing him constantly sexually harassing his student while every other character either watched in apathy or even cheered him on.
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Anakin "Skyguy" Skywalker trained by Emperor Sheev Palpatine.
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Have you ever noticed how Palpatine sounds a bit like Pol Pot? Really makes you think.
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Just a reminder that there is a ton of Star Wars material that is worse than the prequels.
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They need to replace Orson Welles with Anakin Skywalker.
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I didn't realize until now that that banner is at the top of the stickied forum rules post for CD. 
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I read it all. are those images really without any sarcasm? 
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Zmej posted:I read it all. are those images really without any sarcasm? You are fully aware as to whether or not that forum is capable of sarcasm.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:What a piece of poo poo film. And what do I get at the end Anal Sex? gently caress off like the first thing I cared about when facing the reality of the horrid dark fate of humanity is sex. What a simple minded and droll piece of poo poo character. The rear end-to-rear end scene at the end of Requiem for a Dream was the only good part of that movie, a movie about the horrid darkness of humanity or whatever. So you're wrong.  It's me, I'm Goonfus. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Oct 9, 2016 |
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I'm fat and so god drat craaaaaazy
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The good goon is a lanky guy with bad hair and a Freddie Mercury mustache. The bad goon is a coked-out middle aged guy in Vegas in the 80s.
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good goon is young Werner Herzog 
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achillesforever6 posted:People apparently want to watch a movie where Bruce Wayne decides being Batman is a dumb immature idea and instead dedicates his life helping the poor class and funding the inner city to end crime. well yeah. there have always been wannabe "culture critics" who loving HATE batman/super heros movies/comics/games/etc. it kinda of a fad with them. yeah some of them have good points. but most of its about the violence and "toxic masculinity"(sure its loving real but i dont think batman or captain america are it) or how people will become right wingers because of it. most of them are bunch of selfhating leftie west coasters. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Oct 9, 2016 |
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Mens who use the term " toxic masculinity" are 9 times out of 10 bitter little beta fucks. Just be happy with your lot in life like the rest of us content betas.
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Irradiation posted:Top Secret and Airplane have those scene framing gags that are some of the funniest things in cinema because they are so unexpected. This movie makes me lose my poo poo and the underwater fight scene brings me great joy
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The best thing about this is CineD doesn't even follow their own obnoxious cartoony advice. Filmmakers often DO come out and explain their films, but the insecure CineD retards willfully ignore any evidence that runs contrary to their half-baked theories, including explicit statements from the author. I've seen more than a few threads like that. So they're both arrogant and hypocritical. Yeah, you can interpret something any way you want, it's a free country and no one can control your thoughts, but don't be a oval office when someone points out that your interpretation is unsupportable and based mainly on your own schizophrenia. Also CineD constantly confuses subtext and symbolism. They can't even get the terminology right. Any college freshman who has taken a film or lit class would know the difference, but apparently every CineD poster fell asleep during that class.
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