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Good Citizen posted:What percentage of that article do you think was prewritten and just waiting for a few key phrases to drop in? 44%
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Tim Kaine Clearly Ate Rocket Pop During Pence’s Rebuttal The picture is incredible 
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Not the Onion: Pence Recaptured After Fleeing Trump Campaign Bus
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Still "satire", though.
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It's interesting how The Onion became synonymous with satire, similar to how Google is just another word for doing an internet search. It's to the point where calling a news article "not The Onion" now means "real article that sounds like satire" instead of "literally not an article on The Onion website"
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I meant it to mean a satire article that's not from the Onion, since that's becoming pretty rare nowadays.
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I thought this line was a hell of a burn: "News that Pence had vanished touched off a panic in Indiana, where residents feared that he might return to resume his political career." Then I read the last one: "Reportedly, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie offered to fill in for Pence in the event that he became unable to fulfill his duties. That offer was declined." 
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What Men Say In Private Is For Men To Know And Women To Experience In Countless Terrifying Ways
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John Kerry does it again! Diamond Joe is a more complete character, but I think I might like the individual Kerry articles better. The Onion writers do pastiche really well.
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Bloopsy posted:
How many celebrities has he drawn in hell now? Also I can't remember had there been any in heaven?
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Islamic Awakening Inspires Man To Defect From ISIS
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Electric Phantasm posted:How many celebrities has he drawn in hell now? Also I can't remember had there been any in heaven?  
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I like that he hates Bowie, but still thinks he's going to heaven. Leonard Nimoy and James Doohan also got to go to heaven, because Kelly loves Star Trek:  
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Lord Hydronium posted:John Kerry does it again! Came here to post this. Definitely my favorite character on The Onion right now
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Oct 12, 2016 04:29
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In case you didn't catch the joke, Betty White isn't actually dead yet.
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The Greatest Restaurant In The World: Discovering A New Era Of Food At Noma
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‘The Onion’ Is Withholding Our Endorsement For President Until Both Candidates Respond To Our Questionnaire We also ask that Governor Johnson not contact us again, as we have received five separate completed copies of his questionnaire, and do not require any more information from him.
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Who are the 4th and 5th signatures from that article? We have T Herman Zweibel, Joe Sakic, Ted Kaczynski, and real life Onion chairman Steve Hannah, but I can't make out the other two.
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I think #5 is Mary Kay Letourneau?
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Bashar Al-Assad?
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Area Man A Staunch Single-Gender Voter
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Hey I'd just like to recommend the clickhole pretzel buddy experience. I only had a small bag of halloween snyders so I had to tap out by the halfway point. Going to get a bag of sourdough and pick up where we left off at a later date. I could only list three kinds of pretzels but he was very gracious in calling it a very good list.
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Michelle Obama to DNC: After this Election.... The final line, as always, is amazing.
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Warning On Police Body Camera Footage Cautions Viewer They About To See Pretty Much Exactly What They’d Expect You Go, Girl! When This Woman Noticed A Stranger On The Train Clearly Taking Pictures Of Her, She Silently Accepted That This Will Just Happen Now
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Jerusalem posted:Michelle Obama to DNC: After this Election.... Weird, you don't usually see straight truth articles like that on The Onion.
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Diamond Joe at it again
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Science FTW: When This Man’s Dog Took The Good Chair, He Used A Telescope To Shove It Off
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I'm going to miss ol' Diamond Joe.
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calandryll posted:I'm going to miss ol' Diamond Joe. So say we all.
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Mike Pence Visits Small Town Hit Hard By Kids Seeing R-Rated Movies
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I just got my Kelly book in the mail today. It has his Whiskey Sours recipe in it!
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Not The Onion: Vice President Joe Biden Gets Permission To Drive A Corvette, Immediately Does A Burnout
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Diamond joe would never ask permission to drive a sweet 'vette.
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ultrafilter posted:Not The Onion: Vice President Joe Biden Gets Permission To Drive A Corvette, Immediately Does A Burnout Biden’s two sons had recently had the engine rebuilt as a Christmas present, and it’s only natural that he refers to his Corvette as the only car he’s ever loved. He claims that he “buried it” up to 160 miles per hour when he was younger. Hell yea. Best vice president ever.
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Trump Holds Strategy Meeting With Campaign’s Top Militia Leaders Ahead Of Election Day
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Sad Kevin is at it again. http://www.theonion.com/article/i-dont-know-who-i-am-anymore-little-buddy-says-mot-33037
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FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better Get To Know Candidates It's not very nice of The Onion to trigger my 2016 election PTSD with that headline.
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A blast from the past on Clickhole
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