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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


He can't even manage a PowerPoint.

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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Every time they say community, take a shot.

You want to kill someone. That's all this is.

comatose
Nov 23, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Hell yeah powerpoint presentation!

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Trump probably prepared for the debate tonight more than this clown prepared for his own convention

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

PowerPoint crashed. People paid for this and traveled for this.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


whatever boner anyone may have had for this debauch must have dwindled after hearing this guy slurring vowels out of his stupid jowels for the past ten minutes

JunXaos
Mar 11, 2011

IRONKNUCKLE PERMBANNED! READ HERE
Powerpoint crash.

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Community, community, community. One of us, one of us. Nana nana nana nana Leader.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Drunk Theory posted:

1.5 hrs, nothing yet.

Wait a minute... 90 minutes and they haven't shown anything yet? I'm starting to get tired from the waffling in the last 10 minutes. Thank god he is handing it off to someone else.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



here is a guy who works on our website. enjoy!

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
you will be able to communicate out of the game like it is a modern marvel

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist
What exactly is he peddling? It sounded like something got shitcanned, but I can't be sure.

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe
This... what even is this

Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

alf_pogs posted:

she's like a malfunctioning early prototype austin powers femmebot that never made it out of the uncanny valley

Her outfit reminds me of these:

Einbauschrank fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Oct 10, 2016

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
Everyone please keep posting highlights of this shitshow, my internet is spotty and this is tiding me over until the presidential debate

DogCop
Aug 6, 2008

Bake him away, toys.
here is another man with more powerpoint slides about community

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


wow its Boring Robotnik

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Ghostlight posted:

Ugh, I have to leave the house now. Text me if Chris Roberts finishes his sentence.

You mean one has begun?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
This is like the shittest QVC segment ever

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



El Grillo posted:

This... what even is this

we want to share content with you! but we couldnt before i guess. but now we can?

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Meaningless buzzwords. Entire paragraphs of them.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

It's all loving slide show.

Ghosts Love Wubs
Oct 9, 2009
More community stuff.
The line about "Interconnect the game world with the real world" screams cult to me.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I'm switching channels when the debate starts. Maybe by then they'll be wrapping up the PowerPoint portion and I'll miss the whole faked staged bullshit demo.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Is this guy selling a social media platform? What the hell is this guy talking about?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Oh there will be nothing at all tonight, won't there.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
gently caress this I'm off to bed.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Lord Kinbote posted:

Is citizen con always this boring it's been an hour and a half of just bullshit.

This pseudo Oscar Night meets E3 Convention style is new.


Also some more employees that don't understand the term smart casual.


The time they waste on this poo poo really means they haven't got enough stuff.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I haven't read the past 7000 posts but holy gently caress this is boring as gently caress

Comma Chameleon
Apr 30, 2008

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Lol really?

Lol yea Geogetsmoney I think? He was on earlier with a fake accent

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Every time they say community, take a shot.

<collapses to the floor from alcohol poisoning>

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Every time they say community, take a shot.

You criminal!

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


THIS IS THE MOST BORING PRESENTATION ABOUT VIDEOGAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

Jimeth
Apr 14, 2016

Lackadaisical Phraseologist
Oh, no... They're beginning the focus shift to the actual real world. This is how the cult becomes more than just a joke on a dead gay comedy forum.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
chris has blah blah in the core of his dna blah blah core blah I have the blah most boring blah blah voice in the worrrrrld.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

"We have some forums" - Some bald guy

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Can this can guy possibly kiss Chris Roberts' rear end any harder?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



cool and revolutionary tools like a forum. and a website. also a webshop that sells funbux!

Synchronized
Jul 24, 2011
Tick Tock.
Ladies and Gentlemen, 127 million dollars at work.

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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


how furiously do you think they are trying to get their demo to compile or whatever back there

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