The Second Presidential Debate, or a Televised Suicide

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

I think there may be someone on board who selects which AFN channels get put on the shipboard streams, but I have no idea who that is.

Like, who the gently caress wants to watch baseball instead of a shitshow meltdown?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:43

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Underwhelmed: Mar 7, 2004; Nap Ghost

This is going to take a lot of liquor.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

more TFF posters in here than in TFF watching bad game lol

Let's loving do this

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Eifert Posting posted:

Let's do this.

How is the bottle not completely gone due to the Bengals game?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:44

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How is the bottle not completely gone due to the Bengals game?

It's Costco brand. He probably got a case of it.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How is the bottle not completely gone due to the Bengals game?

he bought two

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Miss Nomer posted:

One of the talking heads of MSNBC said that tonight Trump was going to go "Full Gondor". What?
(Yes, I know it's a LoTR reference)

I suspect he means setting himself on fire and falling off a tower.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

This debate is going to be about as pleasant to see as watching a live execution. An execution that you feel compelled to watch because its historically important or something, but it won't be fun.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

more TFF posters in here than in TFF watching bad game lol

Let's loving do this

Primetime foobaw action this year has been a festival of turds

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

more TFF posters in here than in TFF watching bad game lol

Let's loving do this

I am a bad packers fan, but a great american.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:45

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

Eifert Posting posted:

Let's do this.

Oh poo poo, I knew I was forgetting something.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:46

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Yoshifan823 posted:

I am a bad packers fan, but a great american.

I don't understand why you used "but"

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:46

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Night10194 posted:

I suspect he means setting himself on fire and falling off a tower.

FLEE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

*Mike Pence hits Trump with staff*

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:46

NoDoorway: Jul 31, 2007; I never had a doorway; Soiled Meat

stream lost audio?

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:46

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Northjayhawk posted:

This debate is going to be about as pleasant to see as watching a live execution. An execution that you feel compelled to watch because its historically important or something, but it won't be fun.

Speak for yourself.

GIVE ME THE BLOOD OF THE BILLIONAIRE!!

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:46

AhhYes: Dec 1, 2004; * Click *; College Slice

The fly on Hewitt's lip was very Westworld. Terrifying.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Yoshifan823 posted:

I am a bad packers fan, but a great american.

I'm not a great American, but boy howdy do I love watching assholes crash and burn.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How is the bottle not completely gone due to the Bengals game?

I was at my uncle's house. It was a good question though.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Since there are no Packers fans in here

Lambeau field is a stupid old piece of poo poo and no one cares about it other than Cheeseheads and old white sportswriters

Now then, debate time

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

Youth with a Skull: Aug 16, 2004; Hit 'em with one-a dees; Grimey Drawer

Fully prepared to witness the lowest point in American political history. Lets do this siht

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Miss Nomer posted:

One of the talking heads of MSNBC said that tonight Trump was going to go "Full Gondor". What?
(Yes, I know it's a LoTR reference)

http://i.makeagif.com/media/4-28-2015/88guI6.mp4

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:47

Sensible Thursday: Jul 28, 2007

I think it was actually "They think they're going full Gondor but they're going full Mordor".

Hugh Hewitt is such a loving dork.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:48

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Youth with a Skull posted:

Fully prepared to witness the lowest point in American political history. Lets do this siht

Nothing compares to Watergate and the associated cover-up. Lowest point in presidential campaign history? Sure.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:48

Miss Nomer: May 7, 2007; Saving the world in a thong

Northjayhawk posted:

This debate is going to be about as pleasant to see as watching a live execution. An execution that you feel compelled to watch because its historically important or something, but it won't be fun.

This is kind of like a reverse Hunger Games were the downtrodden watch a rich rear end in a top hat's execution by the other player on the screen :unsmigghh:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:48

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

lol of course Anheuser Busch sponsored this.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:48

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

SUVs showing up.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:49

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Sensible Thursday posted:

I think it was actually "They think they're going full Gondor but they're going full Mordor".

Hugh Hewitt is such a loving dork.

But in reality Trump is actually closer to going full Trogdor.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:49

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Blue suit white collar for Clinton.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:49

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Crazy Ted posted:

There are allegations that Hillary Clinton intimidated Bill's accusers.

Problem: the evidence is really flimsy
Problem #2: some of the same people pushing these allegations also believe that the Clintons have literally murdered dozens of people, with no actual physical evidence to support any of their claims

Oh, it's the "Hillary is a supervillain mastermind who has people erased from existence" conspiracy crowd? :ms:

Northjayhawk posted:

This debate is going to be about as pleasant to see as watching a live execution. An execution that you feel compelled to watch because its historically important or something, but it won't be fun.

I'm really worried that it's just going to be super boring :ohdear:

That would be the biggest disappointment.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

The eagle has arrived!
Chelsea helped her up the stairs, She's dying!

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

Rampant Dwickery: Nov 12, 2011; Comfy and cozy.

Awright, got five bottles of Old Brown Dog and some dollar store vodka as backup.

Let's do this.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Making popcorn right now. Let's do this.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

BGrifter posted:

lol of course Anheuser Busch sponsored this.

You'd think Jack Daniels would get in on that action.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

I wonder how long its gonna take for the TrumpTapes to come up.

"Good evening Mr. Trump. We've heard some interesting things about you over the weekend."

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Oh boy, that footage of Hillary walking into the venue with Chelsea's hand on her back is gonna be turned into health concerns.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:50

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Full Gonzo

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:51

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Internet Kraken posted:

I wonder how long its gonna take for the TrumpTapes to come up.

"Good evening Mr. Trump. We've heard some interesting things about you over the weekend."

Tweeter earlier today said that it's literally going to be the first question lol

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:51

lfield: May 10, 2008

Genuinely didn't expect this debate to happen. You'd think just straight-up not turning up would play better for Trump than whatever is about to happen.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 01:51