The Second Presidential Debate, or a Televised Suicide

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yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

Here we goooooo

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Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

FIRST QUESTION HEADSHOT

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Trump can't even win a coin toss.

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Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Internet Kraken posted:

I feel like I should be playing some super ominous music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nReqeBSp_WY

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Youth with a Skull: Aug 16, 2004; Hit 'em with one-a dees; Grimey Drawer

awwwkwaaaard

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

what is this lowball

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Rampant Dwickery: Nov 12, 2011; Comfy and cozy.

Here we go.

TV Guidelines. Ughhh.

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geeves: Sep 16, 2004

Star Man posted:

Let's get ready to MELTDOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

I think the forums server is already having a meltdown as well.

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

lol what is this

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SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

I note they make both walk out at the same time so the audience doesn't have to just applaud one or the other.

Shirec posted:

Wtf why is the lady from Hillary's rape trial there? Does she not understand that lawyers have to do jobs? That's literally a huge part of our justice system. God drat

The idea is apparently that the accused are always guilty and that lawyers should refuse to defend anyone accused of certain crimes because obviously they're guilty and thus scum.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Trump's facial expressions right now, lol.

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TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Hello... hello hello!

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hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

wow. teed this one up for hillz.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

What type of question is that?

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Donkwich posted:

would you touch trump's hands

They're too small to shake. It would be like shaking hand with a baby.

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Donkwich posted:

would you touch trump's hands

Depends how much you paid me

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Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

MSNBC seems to be ahead of all you goons.

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

This question is a fat pitch to Hillary. Basically sets up "hey listen to all the things this piece of poo poo behind me says and think about your kids hearing it"

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Clinton already on her game. She knows where the camera is and how to position to get Trump in the shot.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

What happened to Cooper's opening question about the pussy tapes?

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KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Donkwich posted:

would you touch trump's hands

she has bigger hands than he does

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Trump looking bored already.

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Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

BORING!

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Wet Biscuit McGlee: Jul 13, 2006; girls hate me

The emaciated corpse of Donald Trump looks like he got pulled out of the grave just now.

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Vriess: Apr 30, 2013; Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned ~~with Honor~~.

Donkwich posted:

would you touch trump's hands

I'd have to find them first.

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punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

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Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Trump tried a power stance behind his chair ahahaha

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Maybe don't assign a debate to kids if you want them exposed to controversial issues?

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Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

First thing Clinton did was walk into an angle so that the camera has Trump in the background.

She's so got this.

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Bob le Moche: Jul 10, 2011; I AM A HORRIBLE TANKIE MORON
WHO LONGS TO SUCK CHAVISTA COCK !

I SUGGEST YOU IGNORE ANY POSTS MADE BY THIS PERSON ABOUT VENEZUELA, POLITICS, OR ANYTHING ACTUALLY !

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"Our country is great because we're good" LOL

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Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

"We're great because we're good."

Okay

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wa27: Jan 15, 2007

That woman had a chance to ask the president a question and that's what she went with?

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

Dopey question, but Clinton's doing well.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Hello... hello hello!

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notthegoatseguy: Sep 6, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

What type of question is that?

Yeah, that vague rear end question was some bullshit.

Also what happened at the first debate that would be rated MA?

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Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Over-under on trump mentioning rape in response to MA rating?

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QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

forgive us our sins

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Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Donald doesn't know where to look. This is confusing. Call off this debate it's scaring him.

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Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?