The Second Presidential Debate: Chaos Reigns

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Who will leave the debate uncobbed?
	Hillary Clinton
	Donald Trump
	Ed Balls
	Robert Morrow

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TotalHell posted:

You. Are. A. Corncob.

Each kernel itself is currently turning into another corncob.

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sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Chaos reigns

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SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

What the fucks going on

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Jimbot: Jul 22, 2008

What's the over-under of income equality and global warming being discussed tonight?

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

What the gently caress is Trump doing? DOes he have no clue what he looks like looming in the background?

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Clinton is knocking this out of the park

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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Watch out Hilary, he's creeping up behind you.

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Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

He's screwing up the stuff that should work.

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

i was posting in the vp threads but i just wanna say gently caress the mods (not the iks, <3 baloogangirl)

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Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/785291488838037505

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Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

why is trump looming over hillary

why

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Rivensteel: Mar 30, 2010

Trump: I'm a gentleman
Audience: :ROFL:

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nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

this is loving unreal

I mean holy poo poo

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

What the gently caress am I watching

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Trump lost

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

CherryCola posted:

Because I'm a gentleman

HOW DIDN'T CLINTON IMMEDIATELY COUNTER "YOU ARE FAR FROM A GENTLEMAN, YOU RAPIST"??

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ComradeCosmobot: Dec 4, 2004; USPOL July

Cronodoculous posted:

There's no loving way we have a third debate.

Yeah he's gonna take his ball and go home. Civil War 2 bitches gonna go get my rascal scooter yeehaw

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

these gay dead forums are loading slow who said we're dead

unlike don's campaign

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Hey at least he's not wandering aimlessly like McCain, right?

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Trump looming over her is a good visual we will be seeing again

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

welp

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J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

"Go ahead, Donald." was loving perfect.

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Willing to bet money on Donald calling her a bitch by the end of this speech.

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docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE EMAILS? NO ONE HAS BROUGHT UP THE EMAILS!

When the last question was literally...

He's like a parody of himself. No, he's like a parody of that parody.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

i too am a pussygrabbin gwntleman

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Turbonerd: Feb 18, 2014

Hillary's utter exasperation and the dripping revulsion in her tone when she said "Okay, Donald" is my spirit animal.

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fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

https://twitter.com/dril/status/541298222044819456

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Water Resistant: Jul 10, 2003

Cover your genitals Hillary, he's right behind you!

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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Trump debated whether or not to just start strangling her

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Von Sloneker posted:

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/785291488838037505

this plays well with the 40% i guarantee it

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Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

This is so goddamned weird.

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Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Why don't they just cut their loving mics when its not their turn or they go over? It's not loving hard.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Mayor Dave posted:

HOLY poo poo BINGO

that was way too easy

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SirJohnnyMcDonald: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx

trump threatens hillary with arrest, meltsdown in front of millions upon millions

nice

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Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

I'm counting this as Hillary is in control of the debate agenda

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Clinton - crushing it. Just absolutely crushing it.

Cue the sound clip "I am a gentleman" "Grab her by the pussy" over and over again on TV in battleground states for the next month.

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YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

they fumble over who should answer first, Hillary offers, trump says No Hillary i'm a gentleman, gets an OHHHHHH from audience.

WHY DID I NOT START DRINKING AN HOUR AGO. WE HAVE AN HOUR LEFT OF THIS.

now they're on Obamacare. Hillary is pointing out the good that Obamacare that done already, point by point. huh, I disn't actually know women paid more for medical coverage (me, not Hillary)

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