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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
But seriously he did pretty goddam well for Trump.

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Yeah he did a lot better than last time.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

2spooky4me posted:

maybe we'll all be dead by then :cabot:

I don't have to watch it if I kill myself first

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

holocaust bloopers posted:

But seriously he did pretty goddam well for Trump.

it was political theater but yeah he was lucid at points and was on the attack

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
well this should have some good fallout

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





yo can someone please explain to me what russia is

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I can't stress that threatening an opponent with siccing a cabinet official on them to throw them in prison is unprecedented.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


holocaust bloopers posted:

But seriously he did pretty goddam well for Trump.

word

I was expecting complete meltdown and death

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

well this should have some good fallout

Yeah especially the whole "I don't talk to my VP" thing.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

2spooky4me posted:

I can't stress that threatening an opponent with siccing a cabinet official on them to throw them in prison is unprecedented.

that one made my jaw drop

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

FOX post-debate analysis:
Bret Baier: "Trump did a good job to put the tapes and his comments in the rear-view mirror"
Megyn Kelly: "Motherfucker, you hella-dumb"

Also: bow-tie dude is saying Trump's greatest advantage is being "an escape artist"


He...uh, he's not wrong, I guess.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

oh yeah he also said he didn't pay income tax

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

VikingSkull posted:

that one made my jaw drop

that and the "i don't talk to my vp" were pretty shocking

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd have had to lie on that last question. I think his kids are trash heap extensions of him.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Last one, Trump started out coherent and went off the rails. This one, he started out on ambien and pulled it together (relatively speaking) later on.

By substance, he was still in wackyland. By style, Clinton slightly edged him out.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Smiling Jack posted:

oh yeah he also said he didn't pay income tax

And that he has no dealings with Russia it loans from them.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
like seriously, the "I'll investigate the poo poo outta her" thing is going to pour liquid oxygen on his supporters

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle

I wish I was watching Chuck Tingle's debate

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785297523543973888
https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785295779543945217

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

they look like trout

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
best take

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

lol

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/785308542542553088

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Please somebody screenshot C-SPAN on the go gently caress yourself tweet

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

There's a guy in the crowd on the FOX feed with a "Make America Grope Again" sign, and another one with a sign for minorities for Trump or something, but with a link going to a porn website, loving :lol:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Honestly, that town hall forum sucks. It was distracting watching both of them maneuver across the stage especially Trump loafing around constantly in the background.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

Honestly, that town hall forum sucks. It was distracting watching both of them maneuver across the stage especially Trump loafing around constantly in the background.

"Town hall" format is and has always been some weird 4th grade social studies callback bullshit.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

holocaust bloopers posted:

Honestly, that town hall forum sucks. It was distracting watching both of them maneuver across the stage especially Trump loafing around constantly in the background.

Hillary engaged with the people asking questions and tried to sway potential voters. Trump danced around like a four year old that had to pee.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Yeah the prosecution threat is just going to give independent super PACs and journalists ammunition. Regardless of his performance, he still produced another round of sound bites.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

Yeah the prosecution threat is just going to give independent super PACs and journalists ammunition. Regardless of his performance, he still produced another round of sound bites.

Especially at the end, he praised her for all of the things he attacks her on.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All this horseshit just makes me wish for Joe Biden even more.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
C-SPAN has some dude calling in with a fake Hispanic accent that's pro-Trump. It's awful.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Politico is reminding everyone that there's never been a presidential debate with this level of poo poo-flinging.

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape
Watched the debate with my father, who was head of our states MGMA. I'll never forget the sounds of peeling laughter during the entirety of Trumps answers on healthcare.

Also gently caress your "clean coal." That poo poo has been an utter face since the first time someone jotted it down on a stained bar napkin.

That debate was awful on both sides and everyone should be ashamed of themselves. Donald Trump sponsored by Afrin nasal spray. Hillary "gotta get that second amendment jab in somewhere no matter how unrelated" Clinton.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Diabeesting posted:

Watched the debate with my father, who was head of our states MGMA. I'll never forget the sounds of peeling laughter during the entirety of Trumps answers on healthcare.

Also gently caress your "clean coal." That poo poo has been an utter face since the first time someone jotted it down on a stained bar napkin.

That debate was awful on both sides and everyone should be ashamed of themselves. Donald Trump sponsored by Afrin nasal spray. Hillary "gotta get that second amendment jab in somewhere no matter how unrelated" Clinton.

Her second amendment jab was directly related to wha Donald Trump said not even ten seconds prior.

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape

TBeats posted:

Her second amendment jab was directly related to wha Donald Trump said not even ten seconds prior.

I actually couldn't think of anything immediately to criticize Hillary for, I didn't listen to the SA robot and my post sucked :smith:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
http://www.npr.org/2016/10/09/497056227/fact-check-clinton-and-trump-debate-for-the-second-time

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://mobile.twitter.com/CarolineSiede/status/785299645308207104

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lol Melania's blouse that she was wearing was a Gucci "pussy-bow silk blouse"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I didn't watch it, but reading this thread was absolutely enthralling.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Maybe we can petition to have a triumaritive instead. Put B-rock , Diamond Joe and Dave Mustaine as the three branches instead

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