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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Cicadas! posted:

I've seen furries add dicks to a lot of weird places, but that's honestly a first.

I imagine chewing would be difficult.

But swallowing would be easy :wiggle:

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


He cum in he own mouth

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

Oh great, breakfast ruined

Never mind, breakfast was good enough to keep my teeth rock hard until completion

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

That is some loving cenobite punishment box bullshit right there, gently caress that

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
That's one of those things where it's so bizarre it's doesn't gross you out because it's too baffling to comprehend how it came to be.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

worst case scenario: rock candy
best case scenario: pop rocks

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

theflyingexecutive posted:

worst case scenario: rock candy
best case scenario: pop rocks

gingivitis

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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What if elf dildo teeth

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
There's an inception blow job joke here but it's escaping me.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
If you have dick teeth do you need to wear some sort of dentures to eat solid food

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Has anyone made a mastication joke yet?

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I know we get a lot of furry posts here, but this one...

:nms: https://i.imgur.com/cu0WZZXh.jpg

:stare:

loving really?!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
he pees in his mouth, how has that not been mentioned yet?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How would you eat Ben and Jerry's New York Super Chunk Fudge ice cream? The cold would shrink your dick teeth, but you need them for the delicious chunks of chocolate and nuts. I'm starting to think these penis teeth are more trouble than they're worth guys.

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Does he have one, enormous tooth where his dick would be

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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purple death ray posted:

Does he have one, enormous tooth where his dick would be

It would have to be a.......canine.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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How do you brush them. Do you need to use penis numbing cream

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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Also, I need some good write ups on the ethical concerns of circumcision of dick teeth

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Does he have balls for all them dicks?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Solice Kirsk posted:

It would have to be a.......canine.

lmao

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

Also, I need some good write ups on the ethical concerns of circumcision of dick teeth

It's really a cleanliness issue, so yes. Snip those teeth. And to answer the other poster, in assuming the balls are below the gum line. Like baby teeth.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

That's not normally what people mean when they say they can give themselves a blowjob.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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is it gay when the penis teeth touch each other when the guy is chewing? i mean, fragile heteromasculinity and all, but i think this is a valid concern that is worth exploring

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Is there a furry whose teeth have all been replaced with pussies

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

goose willis posted:

Is there a furry whose teeth have all been replaced with pussies

that wouldn't work, they would need like a space on their arm with a perfectly spaced row of pussies (or buttholes) for this guy to bite. With another set on the underside too. Then they each connect to a separate reproductive system and get tooth pregnant

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

The Saddest Rhino posted:

How do you brush them. Do you need to use penis numbing cream

Very gently

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
There's probably an entire community of furries with genitalia in their mouths and they reproduce orally and puke up perfectly-formed bepises and vagánias that continue the life cycle

A Furious Foetus
Aug 15, 2009
Would you rather have pubes for teeth or teeth for pubes?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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ok so if a penisteeth furry and a pussyteeth furry kiss and their teeth gently caress, where would the baby furry go. would there be mpreg (short for mouth-pregnancy)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So many questions.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
If you had a vagánia for a mouth would it still be considered oral sex

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

goose willis posted:

If you had a vagánia for a mouth would it still be considered oral sex

:nws:http://imgur.com/LIhv7Sj:nws:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Thank you.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah is there another creature with... like... a tongue made of little vaginas that each of those dicks can penetrate. ARE WE THINKING ABOUT THIS MORE THAN THE ARTIST IS!?!

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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the artist probably just wants to have 24/7 cum in his mouth

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
When an artist is tormented all his life by the fact he can't give himself a blowjob.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Well the cocks retract into the teeth while flaccid so they would be easy to brush

However it seems every cocktooth is individually aroused so there must just be a few random boners popping up at any given time making it impossible to close his mouth

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Eh, throw a ski mask on and I'll give it a go.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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imagine being in a state of arousal 24/7 due to every single dicktooth being sexually pleasured all the time i mean how do you not have a heart attack every minute

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I just want to say it was very difficult choosing a comment for the new title. If anyone has a vote for a different one let me know, but they were all extremely good.

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