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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Hillary's got a strange new supporter:
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/785670191409659904

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Hmmm Hail Satan? Mormon Satan so um a black monogamous Satan?

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

Hmmm Hail Satan? Mormon Satan so um a black monogamous Satan?

That Satan is *already* in the White House.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
KKKillery KKKlinton will usher all of you new toxxers into her welcoming bosom.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Heh, for a second, I confused "Breitbart" with "Blaze" and thought Beck had that image made for his site.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

Hmmm Hail Satan? Mormon Satan so um a black monogamous Satan?

I'm Satan. Vote me! Im also a woman which furthers my resume for the position, so feel free to vote me!


I suggest voting for :abuela: though, I know nothing about policy, human policy that is.

My associates in hell say I'm fine on destroying the souls of the dead who are in fact no longer human, being dead and all.

I also have dirty pics on the net so...

Hail Satan : :abuela:

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

Jacobin posted:

former bernster ready to throw away my vote to the imperial queen against the orange pit spawn

Welcome fellow traitor to the glorious socialist revolution

sadnessboner
Feb 20, 2006
Who cares if I'm banned on a comedy forum if the world becomes a great big garbage fire

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The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Posting in the most low-risk Toxx thread of all time.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Less than a month until we get the sequel to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2It6SEnzUNo

And it will be glorious.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Is it even cool to toxx for Hillary at this point in the game? It's not like there's any real risk. Oh well. JACKING IN.

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Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Is it even cool to toxx for Hillary at this point in the game? It's not like there's any real risk. Oh well. JACKING IN.

all are welcome!

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
It's always cool to post in this thread. This thread welcomes all just as the Iron Abuela welcomes all.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
I felt the Bern pretty fuckin' hard, but I toxxed for the bisexual Kenyan Muslim in LF and I feel I should toxx for the next president in LF's spiritual successor.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

It's always cool to post in this thread. This thread welcomes all just as the Iron Abuela welcomes all.

When she's crushing your throat with her iron death grip you can feel the love, also the iron death grip.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Yinlock posted:

When she's crushing your throat with her iron death grip you can feel the love, also the iron death grip.

Please source your Trump quotes

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx
mi abuela :abuela:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/ChrisSnyderFox/status/786272649383145472
When Fox says you're down as a republican...

You are /down/.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
im the toss up utah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Hey it might go to the mcdonalds breakfast menu

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
Im just so thrilled about recent events.

I am :chanpop::cawg::cheers: since the weekend.

Abuela will not be parted from her iron throne and for that I am relieved.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is there like a dedicated blog for Trump scandals and bad news? I want to just have it handy rather than checking the front page of news.google and guessing if something is a new or an old scandal.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
Sounds like you're looking for 85% of the front page of Politico lol

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

Is there like a dedicated blog for Trump scandals and bad news? I want to just have it handy rather than checking the front page of news.google and guessing if something is a new or an old scandal.

Huffpo nyt or journo twitter

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I get what you're saying, but I'm not talking about something that's a newspaper format where I have to scroll up and down and scan left to right and click buttons to advance articles and then have to guess what is and isn't new.

I'm looking for a traditional blog format where the newest stuff is at the top and you can scroll downwards one new scandal at a time.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Man this toxx gets safer every day

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My body is ready.

I VOLUNTEER FOR HILLARY :toxx:

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh:

:unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh::unsmigghh:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Hillary's been preparing for this campaign her whole life but all of her preparation ended up not mattering at all because by sheer dumb luck the Republicans nominated noted garbage person and all-around worst major party candidate in history Donald Trump

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
God Satan demanded it.

Hail Satan!

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I feel kind of bad about posting in this thread now, there's just no sport in it. Can I upgrade to a permaban Toxx or something? Let's make it at least slightly interesting.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
hahaha look at the little trumplets scurrying like rats.

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
For those who'd like to upgrade: :toxx: The Democratic nominee in 2020 will be victorious.

mgreen42
Oct 22, 2002

Peztopiary posted:

For those who'd like to upgrade: :toxx: The Democratic nominee in 2020 will be victorious.

Sure. It's not like we're going to get more old, white, and stupid in 4 years (nationally, at least)!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i for one welcome the universal healthcare injection straight into my eyeballs

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Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Alan Smithee posted:

i for one welcome the universal healthcare injection straight into my eyeballs

HillaryCare will include single-payer Golden Throne therapy so that immortal warlock-empress Clinton can rule eternal over a star-spanning imperium of man woman. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the vagenda of manocide.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
As I am known to be brave and fearless, it will throw my hat in for Clinton in these precarious times.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew posted:

Consider this a perma-ban :toxx: :siren: only if :siren: one of the Trump losers can find enough energy to perma-ban :toxx: themselves for Trump.

All it will take is one Trump looser to perma-ban :toxx: themselves for my perma-ban :toxx: to apply.

Sadly, I doubt any Trump poster will take me up on this offer because they're all low energy losers.

Boosted_C5 posted:

I hereby PERMATOXX myself to Lord President Trump.

If the demon they called Crooked Hillary steals the election, throw me into the abyss and erase all memory of my existence.

I'll see you all in hell.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

this sounds like a great time to upgrade to a permatoxx, so let's do that

TRUMP! *click*
TRUMP! *click*
TRUMP! *click*
TRUMP! *click*
TRUMP! *click*
TRUMP! :suicide:

Oiled and Ready posted:

I really hope Baloogan just wants a month off from posting or so he can focus on his gimmick accounts after the election, and he also wants to rouse the base.

While what I do in the ballot box is irrelevant in November because even the women here prefer Trump, i will not pull a Paul Ryan to take a lesser punishment or go back on a pledge like a loving cucksevative.

PERMATOXX ME YOU GLOBALIST SCUM

I am now perma-ban :toxx:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew posted:

I am now perma-ban :toxx:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I am Upgrading my toxx further. Full ban if Abuela either loses, gets 300 or less total electoral Votes, or does not get Reelected in 2020.

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