NFL Week 6 N/V: Manhoods out for Mariota

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

quote:

In a segment set to air Wednesday as part of ESPN�s �E:60� show that features Bennett and his brother Michael, the Patriots� tight end ripped his old team, saying that one of the reasons Chicago struggled in the three years he was with the team was that the Bears had a �bunch of bitches� on the roster.

�That�s why we didn�t win games,� said Bennett. �And coaches liked the bitches.�

He also went after Chicago quarterback Jay Cutler.

�Some guys that you want to be the leader, that�s not the guy that�s a leader,� Bennett said of Cutler. �Everyone in the locker room knows that this is not the leader, but this is what you want the face of the team to look like.�

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:03

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# ? May 23, 2024 14:23

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

YES YES YES I KNOW I'M LATE AND DOLPHIN BROS HAVE ALREADY POSTED BUT PRAISE GOD HALLELUJAH DALLAS THOMAS IS GONE!!!!!!!!

THE SUFFERING IS WORTHWHILE, THE ONE WIN SEASON IS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:07

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

Ah the scorched earth policy. A good thing to try in your walk year when your ability to get a new job will rely upon the good will of front offices that are all pretty intertangled to some degree

Then again, if Brent Grimes can still get a job

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:09

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

hifi posted:

he was laughing way harder than derek anderson was

and...?

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:13

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Amy Pole Her posted:

WEVE DONE IT

ITS HERE

YES

ABOUT SIX MONTHS TOO LATE

you haven't done poo poo

Ryan Tannehill is still back in the pocket not knowing what the gently caress is going on and staring down receivers

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:23

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

PantsFreeZone posted:

you haven't done poo poo

Ryan Tannehill is still back in the pocket not knowing what the gently caress is going on and staring down receivers

ryan tannehills got a bigger dick than you

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:28

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

PantsFreeZone posted:

you haven't done poo poo

Ryan Tannehill is still back in the pocket not knowing what the gently caress is going on and staring down receivers

Lol you don't even know what you're arguing you retard now back to NBA threads

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:30

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

tarbrush posted:

YES YES YES I KNOW I'M LATE AND DOLPHIN BROS HAVE ALREADY POSTED BUT PRAISE GOD HALLELUJAH DALLAS THOMAS IS GONE!!!!!!!!

THE SUFFERING IS WORTHWHILE, THE ONE WIN SEASON IS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!

Today, we are all Titans fans my friend

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:30

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

We're going through history of the pass rushers in the NFL in Discord and if you want a funny "oh wow I forgot that" look at some of the top pass rushers from 05-08.

Joey Porter had 16.5 sacks in 2008 :stare:

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:35

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Amy Pole Her posted:

Today, we are all Titans fans my friend

Sir we are a small bunch and don't appreciate you guys coming in here making a mess then leaving before cleanup

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:37

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

We should raise the banners of all the Titans pass rushers for finally freeing us from the national nightmare known as Dallas Thomas being paid to block someone

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:40

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

quote:

Redskins LB/S Su'a Cravens says he now has to wear glasses full time because of his concussion issues.

Cravens reportedly visited a specialist on Tuesday. "Due to my concussion, my eyes have lost the memory to keep track of moving objects, so I have to wear these for the rest of my life," Cravens posted on social media. "Thanks, concussions," was his sarcastic sign-off. It's a scary development. Cravens seems likely to miss Week 6, and quite possibly beyond.

v eh?

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Oct 11, 2016

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

weird Asian candy posted:

I think this requires more :stare:

s than just one.

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

PantsFreeZone posted:

you haven't done poo poo

Ryan Tannehill is still back in the pocket not knowing what the gently caress is going on and staring down receivers

when he actually has a "pocket" this year his QB rating is 116.6

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:56

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Amy Pole Her posted:

Joey Porter had 16.5 sacks in 2008

Joey Porter had an even greater legacy:
"Popcorn muscles"

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:56

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

weird Asian candy posted:

v eh?

gently caress

# ? Oct 11, 2016 23:59

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Ehud posted:

when he actually has a "pocket" this year his QB rating is 116.6

Dolphins live in the sea, but Dolphins fans live in Denial river about their quarterback.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:06

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

weird Asian candy posted:

v eh?

JFC that's awful

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:06

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

"this guys eyes are hosed for life and maybe he won't be playing this blood sport this weekend"

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:07

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Amy Pole Her posted:

JFC that's awful

It really is...I don't see how his career can't be over...

You know what's not awful? Tim Tebow running into a wall :allears:

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/785975285397147649

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:07

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

pasaluki posted:

Dolphins live in the sea, but Dolphins fans live in Denial river about their quarterback.

I think he's probably ruined like David Carr

You can't get hit a record amount of times and it not have a major effect on you adversely mentally

I also think he would be a really good QB in different circumstances

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Just kidding if we get the offensive line in order he'll easily be top ten

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:15

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

jesus christ sua cravens is a rookie

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:21

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ehud posted:

Just kidding if we get the offensive line in order he'll easily be top ten

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Kalli posted:

make it the tannehill-as-the-dolphins-logo pic and you've got yourself a winner

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:45

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

gonna be that guy and ask for a link to the discord

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:51

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Alaois posted:

gonna be that guy and ask for a link to the discord

Nah

Jk I dunno how to do it lemme look

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:56

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Also RT17 throws some seriously bonehead picks sometimes so I struggle to say he's a line away from immediately being top 10 but I'd love it if one year he wasn't at the top of the most pressured lists.

That 14 of 18 broken tackles stat is amazing. But honestly what a waste of a tweet. There are still Dolphins fans who think Pouncey is still a top 3 center and a backup LT from the Saints is a great RG prospect

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:02

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Alaois posted:

gonna be that guy and ask for a link to the discord

Gonna be that guy and warn you that you might catch cancer

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:03

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

It really is...I don't see how his career can't be over...

You know what's not awful? Tim Tebow running into a wall

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/785975285397147649

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/785981031572647936
PBUH

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:04

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/KariVanHorn/status/785981031572647936
PBUH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHA

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:06

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Now breathe life into your arm.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:12

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Is she a known funny tweeter or is she being serious

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:15

Naturally Selected: Nov 28, 2007; by Cyrano4747

weird Asian candy posted:

It really is...I don't see how his career can't be over...

You know what's not awful? Tim Tebow running into a wall

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/785975285397147649

Calling it now. In 2018, after becoming the record-holder for self-inflicted concussions by a baseball player, Tebow will decide to try hockey instead.

And some rear end in a top hat will actually sign him.

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:16