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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

trump wasnt calling anyone retarded

he was reciting the lyrics to the famous black eyed peas song, you politically incorrect media types just wanna dump on him

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

holy poo poo barack slay

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Trollbama best bama

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Old Story posted:

I've never actually watched a Trump speech but I'm watching this one live and it's uh. It's not funny at all.

one of my friends said trump was like hitler. and i said nah. hitler could actually give a speech.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



flipping between Trump and Obama is jarring as gently caress and may break my brain

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

JHomer722 posted:

ahahahahaha wtf was that riff about Tianemem Sq?

she would fall over at tiananmen square if she went to china, they would just leave there and not help her up because they are tough people

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


lock barack in the quantum leap time machine and force him to jump back to the beginning of his presidency

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Colonel Corazon posted:

holy poo poo barack slay

drat the Obamas have crushed it today

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Ostentatious posted:

trump wasnt calling anyone retarded

he was reciting the lyrics to the famous black eyed peas song, you politically incorrect media types just wanna dump on him

my humps?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

JHomer722 posted:

ahahahahaha wtf was that riff about Tianemem Sq?

Trump commented back in the primary that he admired how decisively the Chinese government dealt with the pro-democracy protests there back in the 90s, among his many other "man, I sure do love dictatorships" comments that flew by largely unnoticed back then.

CaptainComet
Aug 15, 2007
Chilling with my peeps and my main man the Monarch
Jesus, Obama is just...

:allears:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

TBeats posted:

Trollbama best bama

where is the stream

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Groovelord Neato posted:

one of my friends said trump was like hitler. and i said nah. hitler could actually give a speech.

Hitler was actually a VERY effective public speaker and if Trump had half the skill that Hitler did (at speaking!!) then it would make a lot more sense why people support him still.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

please don't poop on my hood Todd Starnes

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
nvm i found it

http://livestream.com/accounts/1849558/events/3038526/player

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

a helpful bear posted:

where is the stream
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/watch-live-president-obama-speaks-at-campaign-event-785552963929

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/786725683317932032

dig at kasich

KimotaBoom
Feb 8, 2008
Duck and cover. That's the first thing to do. Duck and cover.

Notable Dom X posted:

oh hey trump, thanks for checking in. whats that? you're still a piece of garbage? ok then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

one of my friends said trump was like hitler. and i said nah. hitler could actually give a speech.

Yeah but people are so desperate for Hilter they'll take him.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

My Dipstick Put Gravy up my Butt and Turned me Gay - Chuck Tingle

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


Son, that's not gravy on your dipstick.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Let's make Obama Super President

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
As a businessman was it really ok for him to just not remember important things he said in the past?

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

I do love Trump's demolition of decades worth of conservative orthodoxy on trade and capital mobility, even if he's wrong in spirit and fact

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Ostentatious posted:

My Dipstick Put Gravy up my Butt and Turned me Gay - Chuck Tingle

Banged in the Butt By Parts & Labor (& Gravy)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Corny posted:

Obama got a good dig on Trump and the republican party "Like all of his buildings, he didn't actually build it, he just slapped his name on it" in regards to him being a part of the party

The GOP is Rapture, the old guard is Andrew Ryan (Paul Ryan?) and Trump is Frank Fontaine.

You don't have to build a city to make people worship you... Just make the chumps believe they're worth a nickel.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

thank you. the other one i found wasn't loading

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Samurai Sanders posted:

As a businessman was it really ok for him to just not remember important things he said in the past?

he remembers, it was a dig at kasich (the gov of the state he is in right now)

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Ostentatious posted:

My Dipstick Put Gravy up my Butt and Turned me Gay - Chuck Tingle

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Dipstick Until I Gravied

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Samurai Sanders posted:

As a businessman was it really ok for him to just not remember important things he said in the past?
It's often considered "necessary" in a cutthroat corporate environment.

You tend to forget about bad stuff being your fault and recall that the good stuff is your fault because actually

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Groovelord Neato posted:

one of my friends said trump was like hitler. and i said nah. hitler could actually give a speech.

Every time my friends compare him to Hitler I point out that he's a strip-mall version of Kim Jong-un at best.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

If this is true, you could start Trump Tower on fire and the NYPD would drive by and applaud.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/786726728605405185

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Samurai Sanders posted:

As a businessman was it really ok for him to just not remember important things he said in the past?

doublespeak and obfuscation and lying is how he does business and part of his success.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

I want to be shocked and surprised but we all just look and go "yep that sounds right "

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

lol

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/786725558935810048

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