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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Space junk.

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Facebook clickbait has gone too far!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Why would anyone care that the person behind the counter is judging them based on what they're ordering?

Also, that clickbait is really effective because even though I know it's going to be something incredibly dumb that I won't care about, I still want to know what this article says Subway staff think you're a moron for doing.

Xythe
Aug 4, 2010

Stop getting mad at video games. No stop insulting his mother what is wrong with you.
I worked at a subway for a few years and the only thing that made me think you were dumb were only one of three things. Me having to ask 3 questions to figure out what kind of bread you wanted, being terribly overweight and when you ask for extra meat expecting to be free, and asking for bacon but then not wanting it heated up in any way. The bacon is precooked but it's basically frozen. If that article has anything worse than that I'd be genuinely surprised.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dicks everywhere!



Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





its a mushroom

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Snowy posted:



its a mushroom

You should see the grains of rice they're using to make the risotto.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Solice Kirsk posted:

You should see the grains of rice they're using to make the risotto.

*Frasier smirks as Niles looks nonplussed and the audience laughs*

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alohha-Sta...ds=thermos&th=1

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Herr Starr from Preacher gets a papercut.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
e: ^^^^^^ gently caress didn't see you there.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

The thumbnail is so much worse.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Rolo posted:

The thumbnail is so much worse.

But it's not visible in this photo! :haw:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
You get out of here!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Snowy posted:



its a mushroom

That's one big rear end mushroom.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

*Frasier smirks as Niles looks nonplussed and the audience laughs*

:thurman:

Or, more fitting for a Frasier reference:

:golfclap:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

KnifeWrench posted:

But it's not visible in this photo! :haw:

*Grabs bowler hat, grunts with rage*

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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What the gently caress is that

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dookie nookie.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

This isn't the paste pornhub comments into food photos photoshop thread...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Autechresaint posted:

This isn't the paste pornhub comments into food photos photoshop thread...

Thought thats really a good idea.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


LingcodKilla posted:

Thought thats really a good idea.

I would read that thread.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Kangarookie posted:

What the gently caress is that

Looks like a metal loaf tray.

Sock Weasel
Sep 13, 2010

Our new lampshade is kind of lewd.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Len posted:

I would read that thread.

Hell yes.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Someone please make the thread & link tia

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I'm at work and not a funny person or I would make a poo poo op. Someone else step up and do the right thing. Probably a GBS thread more than pyf though.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23jD5w7F2Go

PRL412
Sep 11, 2007

... ... MINE

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.
Yet another woman who doesn't know what to do with her hands.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Or knows exactly what to do.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

treiz01 posted:

Yet another woman who doesn't know what to do with her hands.


Picnic Princess posted:

Or knows exactly what to do.


Well, there is kinda not much to do that wouldn't obscure something you wanted shown in the photo.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Samizdata posted:

Well, there is kinda not much to do that wouldn't obscure something you wanted shown in the photo.

It's a prostate massage joke, you innocent boy.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

It's a prostate massage joke, you innocent boy.

Not a boy, but indeed sleep-deprived, so I shall grant you the win on that one.

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