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Haier posted:Anyway, he goon-stared at every girl he walked by. Like, he would turn his head and then move it up while he scanned them from bottom to top. For some he would turn around and walk backwards for a few steps while staring, and then continue forward. He did his for every single drat girl he walked by. People were staring at him staring at girls, especially when we were going past the bus stop. It was embarrassing to be walking a bit behind him because I felt like people were going to assume I was going to do the same. It was just so drat goony. *Not at rich as the glorious 5000 continuous** years of Han culture. **Those times when those other kingdoms kicked our heads in and ordered us around don't count.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Women on weixin or whatever put their pictures out there to be ogled. The others are just trying to live life. Or something. Yorkshire Pudding posted:Lol, mid-30s China ex-pat goon logging onto SomethingAwful forums to complain about slightly younger China ex-pat goon. Tupperwarez posted:Mongolian Eye Rape, part of a rich cultural history*. I unblocked her. She immediately noticed (hecking my account multiple times a day it seems) and sent me several messages in a friend request saying she was sorry and misses me. I added her just to see what she want to say, and she said that she doesn't know how to handle her emotions when she starts to like someone, due to not having much experience. I told her it's a learning process and with experience she will be alright. She asked if she could stay the night and I said no. Then she said I was too immature for her and my dick was "like a Japanese penis." I asked her what that meant and she said Japanese are the worst, so I have the worst penis. I said goodbye and deleted her and I think that's it. She never made an attempt to come over, and hopefully it stays that way. Can I get a red text avatar with "HAS A JAPANESE PENIS"?? In True China News - I am at home right now changing clothes because everyone is napping at work and I went to take a leak and sprayed hot diarrhea into my pants without any warning. In the West I would laugh at how weird this is, but in China it's "Not again! Fuuuuuuuuuck."
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nerdz posted:Is this another "defending chewing with the mouth open as a culture thing" discussion? It's just ironic to me that only now they think "well, maybe we should shut down all the whorehouses in respect of the god king". I also love all the extra warnings about committing Lesè Majesté. But the funniest thing here is my friend getting hosed over on his vacation due to bad timing The chewing with your mouth open equivalent here is bitching that your bogan adventure fantasy might be slightly encumbered since the king died while you were in Thailand. No matter what your personal opinion is on the king or monarchs or whatever else you have to be world class howling oval office to breathe a breath of that in people's faces in Thailand right now. I lived in Thailand for around two years and never met a Thai person who didn't respect or even love the king and this is talking behind closed doors, person to person. This is a huge, historic moment in Thailand's modern history and it would be amazing to be there for it. Thai people are open and funny and the country people can even be gullible but when it comes to politics or understanding what is meant behind what is actually said they're very savvy. I find it unlikely that the king tricked them into their current opinion of him. By most accounts he seems to be a man who was placed in a position of considerable responsibility who took that responsibility completely seriously and worked his whole life to meet it.
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Haier posted:I went to take a leak and sprayed hot diarrhea into my pants without any warning. Whoa calling out my posting out of nowhere
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Sheep-Goats posted:The chewing with your mouth open equivalent here is bitching that your bogan adventure fantasy might be slightly encumbered since the king died while you were in Thailand. No matter what your personal opinion is on the king or monarchs or whatever else you have to be world class howling oval office to breathe a breath of that in people's faces in Thailand right now. I lived in Thailand for around two years and never met a Thai person who didn't respect or even love the king and this is talking behind closed doors, person to person. His brother would have been a much better king had he not committed suicide shooting himself in the back of his head with his non-dominant hand and ending face up on his bed. (MUUUUUURDER) They also killed the servants that found the body for some reason Hopefully the new king will meet a similar fate the second he steps out of line and doesnt do exactly what the military tells him to do. The late king did some public works a long long time ago but he was somehow built up to a near jesus-like figure through constant propaganda and enforced bowing to his image. He was an okay guy that was built way up by the government as someone he wasnt Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Oct 14, 2016 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:The chewing with your mouth open equivalent here is bitching that your bogan adventure fantasy might be slightly encumbered since the king died while you were in Thailand. No matter what your personal opinion is on the king or monarchs or whatever else you have to be world class howling oval office to breathe a breath of that in people's faces in Thailand right now. I lived in Thailand for around two years and never met a Thai person who didn't respect or even love the king and this is talking behind closed doors, person to person. I don't know why you assumed I was mad about it or that I would even consider visiting thailand but lol good riddance. Pretty sure he worked really hard to somehow have the richest royal family in the world in a poor third world country pretty sure it would be amazing to spend money to visit a place where everyone is majorly depressed and it's about to have the coup evolve into super coup level 2 with even more Lesè Majesté arrests than it already has.
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Pretty solid logic. The Japanese are bad, so they must have... bad penises right? Not necessarily small or crooked or anything specific, just... bad. Bad penises. edit: the WORST penises.
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Thailand is cool, you should consider visiting it. The internet is obsessed with alcohol and hookers but that's not actually what it's like outside of literally like, three small neighborhoods.
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Haier posted:Can I get a red text avatar with "HAS A JAPANESE PENIS"?? Tupperwarez fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Oct 14, 2016 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Thailand is cool, you should consider visiting it. The internet is obsessed with alcohol and hookers but that's not actually what it's like outside of literally like, three small neighborhoods. It's pretty low in my list of countries that I'd like to visit. Thai food is good but doesn't grab me and that's my main motivation to visit places. It's just funny to be patronized like this while being someone who lives in a third world country that moved away from monarchy not that long ago and lived through a military dictatorship. Brazil still hasn't really fully recovered from either. gently caress kings and military juntas. I respect the Thai people and I'm pretty sure they would manage just fine without either like we did.
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Grand Fromage posted:Thailand is cool, you should consider visiting it. The internet is obsessed with alcohol and hookers but that's not actually what it's like outside of literally like, three small neighborhoods. as an australian why would I want to leave those neighborhoods? 
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nerdz posted:It's pretty low in my list of countries that I'd like to visit. Thai food is good but doesn't grab me and that's my main motivation to visit places. It's just funny to be patronized like this while being someone who lives in a third world country that moved away from monarchy not that long ago and lived through a military dictatorship. Brazil still hasn't really fully recovered from either. gently caress kings and military juntas. I respect the Thai people and I'm pretty sure they would manage just fine without either just like we did. Thailand has a lot of extremely beautiful places to visit, both in terms of ancient architecture and art and in terms of nature. The people are unbelievably friendly, the food is amazing (just lol at a Brazilian having an opinion on good food), and everything is cheap. Some of the women have dicks, which is cool. We get that you don't like monarchy. I don't think a lot of goons are die-hard monarchists. Hth.
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KomodoWagon posted:(just lol at a Brazilian having an opinion on good food) go to a churrascaria, eat some feijoada and meat for like 6 hours, then get back to me
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Mestre da pizza. I rest my goddamn case. Now let's get back to China and Haier's dubious source of income.
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KomodoWagon posted:Now let's get back to China and Haier's dubious source of income. agreed. Haier have you ever thought about letting people smell your fingers for money?
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Fauxtool posted:His brother would have been a much better king had he not committed suicide shooting himself in the back of his head with his non-dominant hand and ending face up on his bed. (MUUUUUURDER) They also killed the servants that found the body for some reason They went back and forth about what the explanation was supposed to be, so they accused those servants of murder, tried and executed them, then went back to calling it a suicide, and I would never disrespect Thailand by implying that that explanation has any holes in it. Thailand is a really wonderful country full of really great people, and it has a huge amount to offer that have nothing to do with drinking lovely, overpriced beers in places where the women are wearing numbers as nametags.
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nerdz posted:Thai food is good but doesn't grab me and that's my main motivation to visit places. What food "grabs you"
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Sheep-Goats posted:What food "grabs you" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sannakji 
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nerdz posted:It's pretty low in my list of countries that I'd like to visit. Thai food is good but doesn't grab me and that's my main motivation to visit places. uhm wat
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here's some good china.txt my company is starting new marketing stuff because our new office is so nice. they've started posting numerous pictures of white people at universities in the united states or england, none of which are any of our employees or students, and none of which are universities i have ever been to. they are doing this with the slogan "come to xxxxx company! 100% of our students get in to top 50 universities in the usa!" this is kinda dumb and frustrating for 2 reasons. 1) 100% of our students do not get into top 50 unis. in fact we have sent dozens upon dozens of kids to unis ranked 50-100. i know this, because i know the kids that are personally there studying. 2) in the past 4 years, three different times my company has given me a combined budget of ~10,000USD to go back to usa and plan my own trip through ivy league schools and good west coast schools, and i've spent hours upon hours of time meeting with admissions people from yale to harvard to princeton to cal-berkeley to boston college to washington to UCLA. and i've taken hundreds of photos of our old students there doing stuff. so i asked the marketing girl about this and she was like "its our new plan" and i was like "well isn't the plan not correct, we've sent a lot of kids to not top 50 schools" and she goes "oh we are only talking about the top 50 students". so our new marketing slogan really is "of all the kids we've sent to top 50 universities, all of them went to top 50 universities". sounds...well, it sounds like someone not from the foreign department thought it up. furthermore, when i asked them why they didn't use the hundreds of pictures and information that they paid me for and then gave me over ten thousand dollars to use to go do, the girl said "we just decided to use Baidu images" at least we have a new office
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You need help, so here we go. Budget for your next trip: 20k
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The Great Autismo! posted:lol typical china stuff I guess you know, man, eventually you get tired of the golden goose pecking you in the dick all the time and you flip out and kill it. also please all china goons more stories like this they are like crack for me and I'm an old and don't reddit TT
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A building collapsed in China. Dad reflexes kicked in and dad grabbed his daughter as poo poo started falling on them. He died in process but protected her and she was recovered from the rubble. NSFW http://i.imgur.com/Y9m10Tl.jpg
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Fat Jesus posted:as an australian why would I want to leave those neighborhoods? this is sad
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ladron posted:you know, man, eventually you get tired of the golden goose pecking you in the dick all the time and you flip out and kill it. I'm not going to flip out and kill anyone or anything it's been poo poo like this for seven full years, but the fam is starting our exit strategy next month, which is moving half of the crap we have in our apartment to Japan
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The Great Autismo! posted:here's some good china.txt wealth beyond measure, outlander
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Haier posted:A building collapsed in China. Dad reflexes kicked in and dad grabbed his daughter as poo poo started falling on them. He died in process but protected her and she was recovered from the rubble. What's wrong with this man, showing that kind of respect for someone so much younger than himself? Total loss of face. Stupid.
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Haier posted:A building collapsed in China. Dad reflexes kicked in and dad grabbed his daughter as poo poo started falling on them. He died in process but protected her and she was recovered from the rubble. Why would you save a daughter? Baby girls are not wanted in China.
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Is reverse image search not A Thing ?
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Boiled Water posted:Is reverse image search not A Thing ? lol no one ever thinks that far ahead this is the same company in the same country that in 2010 the head of the entire Education department (my job now, but before it was this Chinese dude) gave a student an essay to turn in with their university of Michigan application that the guy took from the university of Michigan application website. Word for word. He plagiarized the sample student essay for the Michigan application off the Michigan website. And the student sent it in without checking with any of the foreigners There was the collective  and we asked the Chinese guy "why would you do this" and he said "it was on Michigan website they must have thought it was good"Foreigners get poo poo on all the time in China but I have like 30 pages in a word document like this that show how even the most alcoholic foreigner who failed out of high school is needed in China. Imagine hiring a company of college grads (30% of our foreign staff had masters, lol!) and not letting them do anything in marketing or admissions, despite us constantly asking to help in our free time ~~ when China rules the world ~~
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That's gotta be Eastern Europe right? It just oozes that weird ennui that photos of Russia always do, even when they're not of depressing things.
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The Great Autismo! posted:lol no one ever thinks that far ahead like yesterday I ran into the head of the company and he asked about work and I was like "if you want to start planning 2017 summer abroad trips we could meet about it, by November first we should have marketing plans done and ready to present" and he said "I think the big issue now is the foreigners need to clean their computers" and i said "do you mean the information or are they dirty" and he said "maybe the foreigners can spend this time with the rag cleaning their desk and computers" This is a person who runs a multi-million dollar company in conjunction with the government
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30 page word document you said. Just post it already!
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JaucheCharly posted:30 page word document you said. Just post it already! Angel opportunity had been asking me to post it for a few years but I'm unsure what I want to do with it when I'm done so I'm reluctant to post it
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