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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I'm done. I'm just... Done.

This is terrible. How is this worse than dollfuckers? It is, though.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Onald Rump '16.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Frump?

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

...in his iron lung.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015















Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
[quote="Pigsfeet on Rye" post="465320983"]


Who in TYOOL 2016 has a CRT TV? But I guess when you spend all your money on plush sex toys, you've got to cut corners somewhere.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



The guy next to her has the same look I have looking at her pants.


Does this remind anyone else of those women who used to write love letters to Ted Bundy?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cash crab posted:

Does this remind anyone else of those women who used to write love letters to Ted Bundy?

Yup. That's because they're all women from Wisconsin and they all look and think like that.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

How does a person not know what consent means in 2016

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

"Married to Twilight Sparkle" reminds me of a woman I knew in my teens and early 20's who had multiple professionally diagnosed mental issues, including schizophrenia. She was on a ton of meds, some in trial phases at the time, and wavered between being a functional adult and being totally delusional. The internet introduced her to the furry fandom, and being from a family full of New Age sorts she took this as some sort of awakening her cat spirit or whatever. I'll never forget the last time I spoke to her when she still took her meds: she was bemoaning side effects, the fact certain meds weren't working any longer, how she wanted to have children but her hosed up genetics (including issues other than mental) meant she would never have a child....it would just be easier to give into the voices and delusions.

About a year or two later she had four or five "children" in the form of stuffed cats that you could dress up. They had "souls" much in the way the MLP guy describes Twilight Sparkle. Her family seemed to totally support her delusion in what I can only guess was a combination of extreme despair and the feeling it was "harmless." This included her high school sweetheart who married her (and was also a furry). She would push them in strollers in public, something I only learned because I encountered her years after I cut off contact.

My point is more than one person in the world has a deep, loving relationship with an inanimate representation of a person, not as some fetish but as a replacement for genuine human relationships (romantic, platonic, familial, etc.).

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Somfin posted:

How does a person not know what consent means in 2016

Well her shirt is consenting

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Lazy Reservist posted:



Who in TYOOL 2016 has a CRT TV? But I guess when you spend all your money on plush sex toys, you've got to cut corners somewhere.

If you look at the other pictures of his room (:nws: for sextoys in one pic) https://m.imgur.com/a/OUxhd he also had a flatscreen TV.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Fathis Munk posted:

If you look at the other pictures of his room (:nws: for sextoys in one pic) https://m.imgur.com/a/OUxhd he also had a flatscreen TV.

Why does he need a giant box of unlubricated condoms

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

salty fries make me cry posted:

Why does he need a giant box of unlubricated condoms

why do you think

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib
guess we know how he keeps his wife dry then.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



salty fries make me cry posted:

Why does he need a giant box of unlubricated condoms

Plush human-pony hybrids are abominations that should not be allowed to exist

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Lazy Reservist posted:




Who in TYOOL 2016 has a CRT TV? But I guess when you spend all your money on plush sex toys, you've got to cut corners somewhere.

Some people keep one around to play old computer games on because they don't look as good on modern tvs and I think there might be a bit of lag or something like that.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah that's what he does. On other pics you can see all his old consoles on the CRT and the newer ones on the flatscreen.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Why isn't this woman worried about the obese bigfoot casting a shadow on her!?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Why isn't this woman worried about the obese bigfoot casting a shadow on her!?

She already said he can grab her ⬇️

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Rondette posted:

Some people keep one around to play old computer games on because they don't look as good on modern tvs and I think there might be a bit of lag or something like that.

Also, the NES light gun will not function with a flatscreen TV. That's the reason I won't give up my old 32 inch CRT.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
and its really really really fuckin important for this guy to get to take turns playing duck hunt with his toy cartoon character

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Most light gun games are better with a partner

Arctic Bunny
Aug 3, 2012

A PERFECT LOOKING NOSE
Can Easily Be Yours
You plebs, where else would Mr Sparkle put his army of small plastic clones of his wife if not on his TV?
Let's imagine for a moment that his delusion is real and Twilight is a real pony person married to this dude. Wouldn't she be loving creeped out by all the Twilight memorabilia? Is it cheating if the dude humps his fuckpillow? I know I wouldn't be happy if my (real human) partner amassed a whole series of little statuettes and plastic figurines etc of me. In fact, I'd be creeped out.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
that's the fun of marrying an inanimate object; you can make up whatever reasons you want for why your fake spouse adores your raging fuckuppedness

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Arctic Bunny posted:

You plebs, where else would Mr Sparkle put his army of small plastic clones of his wife if not on his TV?
Let's imagine for a moment that his delusion is real and Twilight is a real pony person married to this dude. Wouldn't she be loving creeped out by all the Twilight memorabilia? Is it cheating if the dude humps his fuckpillow? I know I wouldn't be happy if my (real human) partner amassed a whole series of little statuettes and plastic figurines etc of me. In fact, I'd be creeped out.

He's quoted above as stating that Mrs. Sparkle finds the porn being drawn of her flattering.

Also: AUG Thread: On topic discussion of pony wives.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
admittedly he has a tiny bit of precedent in that the voiceactor for twilight sparkle is/was a weird creep on twitter who'd pretend to be her character and post links to gross pony fanart

everything is poo poo

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

InevitableCheese posted:

How deep does the pony hole go

About six inches.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

cyberia posted:

About six inches.

:vince:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Yeah, nice Colecovision FLASHBACK :rolleyes:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

BrigadierSensible posted:

I truly don't know if this is mental illness, or intentional self delusion.

I dunno. Normally I'd obviously say he's crazy as a shithouse rat. But then you get posts where he talks about how he knows she isn't really Twilight Sparkle and is just a stuffed animal. But then a while later he turns around and denounces his prior statements as lies and goes deeper into the fiction.

It almost seems like he's so terminally lonely that he's more comfortable lying to himself and digging the rabbit hole deeper than finding a way to live in reality.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Or he likes loving with both people on the internet and children's plush toys.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

cyberia posted:

About six inches.

You're being a little generous here

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

I'm waiting for a picture of Trump at a rally grabbing some woman's crotch who has a shirt like this on. I will seriously bet money on that happening.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

treiz01 posted:

Also, the NES light gun will not function with a flatscreen TV. That's the reason I won't give up my old 32 inch CRT.

Man, if you ever play a game made in the last ten years it's gonna blow your mind

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Arctic Bunny posted:

You plebs, where else would Mr Sparkle put his army of small plastic clones of his wife if not on his TV?
Let's imagine for a moment that his delusion is real and Twilight is a real pony person married to this dude. Wouldn't she be loving creeped out by all the Twilight memorabilia? Is it cheating if the dude humps his fuckpillow? I know I wouldn't be happy if my (real human) partner amassed a whole series of little statuettes and plastic figurines etc of me. In fact, I'd be creeped out.

This just reminded me of that post in one of the /r/relationship pages (I think) where a girl went and got a massive tattoo of the guy's face on her leg and totally and understandably freaked him out. I can't find the OP but it was really funnily written and you couldn't help but feel bad for the poor guy.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

Man, if you ever play a game made in the last ten years it's gonna blow your mind

Does it confuse you when people use any product older than you or just video games?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Is thier a health update on diaper pikachu boy

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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Field Mousepad posted:

I'm waiting for a picture of Trump at a rally grabbing some woman's crotch who has a shirt like this on. I will seriously bet money on that happening.

In the meantime, here's a photo of Trump holding up a crazy person's sign:



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