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Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007
I'm sure the lice are small and strong enough to survive in there just fine though

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

JB50 posted:

Maybe if the grain is weightless, which it isnt. Every hear of a person getting caught in one of those?, if they dont get rescued quick its pretty grim. I dont think those birds with their brittle bird bones are going to survive unscathed.

I don't know who I should trust more: a Russian guy on YouTube with poor English skills, or Something Awful Forums poster "JB50".

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hobnob posted:

Huh, I wasn't concentrating on Stupid Scissors Guy because I figured the lady (Edit: whoops, it's a guy with a ponytail) was fiddling with a Galaxy Note 7 and we were about to see an explosion.
Same, was expecting sudden galaxy 7 battery runaway

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

I don't know who I should trust more: a Russian guy on YouTube with poor English skills, or Something Awful Forums poster "JB50".

Just read the stories for yourself:

http://wreg.com/2016/07/26/grain-elevator-rescue-underway-in-marked-tree-arkansas/

http://6abc.com/news/farmer-rescued-after-falling-into-grain-bin-in-burlco-/1370489/

http://www.rd.com/true-stories/survival/buried-alive-grain-bin/

Accidents happen, and they’re often fatal. In 2010 alone, 26 Americans were killed in silo accidents. For the firefighters of Iowa, more often than not, a trip to a grain bin isn’t a rescue operation—it’s a recovery mission.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
No one is saying that it’s impossible to be killed in grain silos, but is that particular chute deadly? Who knows?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Platystemon posted:

No one is saying that it’s impossible to be killed in grain silos, but is that particular chute deadly? Who knows?

The pigeons?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

oh and just fyi the original footage for this says that it's a grain elevator, not a flour mill, and "grain goes out, birds fly away"

Do they also go on to live on a farm?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
not only that they clean up after themselves according to this memo

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM

Jesus loving christ.

Edit for probably :nms: if you're not cool with sharks, dude is fine though. OSHA because he's one of the instructors.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Oct 14, 2016

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
There's a video showing the pigeons flying out somewhere. It's not just a continuous bird murder machine.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Sagebrush posted:

oh and just fyi the original footage for this says that it's a grain elevator, not a flour mill, and "grain goes out, birds fly away"

Can someone play the video in reverse so the pigeons are okay? :shobon:

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Improbable Lobster posted:

There's a video showing the pigeons flying out somewhere. It's not just a continuous bird murder machine.

Maybe that's why the pigeons jump in there, food and play!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Do the full vid in reverse so the birds get caught in a grain tractor beam

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ak Gara posted:

Can someone play the video in reverse so the pigeons are okay? :shobon:

Put the resulting video up on a creationist website as evidence of spontaneous generation of life.

Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
I'm not sure which I love more in that video; the birds that try to fly away and get sucked down in awkward poses, or the ones that honestly don't seem to care. "Whatever. Crush my bones, see if I give a poo poo." :what:

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

JB50 posted:

For the firefighters of Iowa, more often than not, a trip to a grain bin isn’t a rescue operation—it’s a recovery mission.
This feels like the promo material for the absolute worst Discovery Channel show ever.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Platystemon posted:

No one is saying that it’s impossible to be killed in grain silos, but is that particular chute deadly? Who knows?
All grain bins are deadly, because they actually work the way quicksand works in Warner Brothers cartoons. Grain is heavy and mobile and once you're entrapped the weight of the grain keeps you that way. Swimming to the surface or to the side (unlike with real quicksand) doesn't work because of the weight of the grain, and once the grain is up to your chest you can't breathe.

Walking into a grain bin to clear a stuck crust or a jam in the output is like working in an unshored ditch, or running a sugar or flour mill with a lot of suspended particles in the air. The fact that some people survive it doesn't mean it's a good or safe thing to do.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
Also if grain gets in your lungs theres zero way to get it out, since it sticks all over your respiratory system

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

Slugworth posted:

This feels like the promo material for the absolute worst Discovery Channel show ever.

Probably not the absolute worst, t. b. h.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

A Real Happy Camper posted:

Also if grain gets in your lungs theres zero way to get it out, since it sticks all over your respiratory system

I have an uncle who got a scare when they found lung spots on a chest x-ray. Turns out that it was just white lung from when he worked in a bakery 45 years earlier.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon posted:

The explanation for why 0.999… = 1 that I find simplest and most convincing is that the number line is infinitely dense.

Between any two real numbers, there are infinitely many other real numbers.

That’s clearly not true for 0.999… and 1. You cannot come up with a single number that lies between them. They must, in fact, be the same number.

anyone who argues or cares about the difference beween 0.999... = 1 is also infinitely dense

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
so what im learning is that all grain diet is not healthy

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

so what im learning is that all grain diet is not healthy

It's fine as long as you keep its density in air under 15.7 ppm/V

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Ak Gara posted:

Can someone play the video in reverse so the pigeons are okay? :shobon:

https://youtu.be/hlxT-uu2i8Q

I half think that this is the video that people are citing where the birds "survive".

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I used to work in bulk grain transportation. Can confirm that small animals end up dead in the stuff fairly commonly. Rats, pigeons, mice, cats. After a few days in there they get all desiccated, it's pretty gross.

Also we'd move the stuff around with bulldozers. Enjoy your corn flakes.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

https://youtu.be/hlxT-uu2i8Q

I half think that this is the video that people are citing where the birds "survive".

So that's why you never see pigeon eggs or pigeon young. Nature, man.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

did they execute that guy or did he wind up getting exiled

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

dookifex_maximus posted:

did they execute that guy or did he wind up getting exiled

I think they found that someone loosened or removed certain bolts that were meant to affix it to the platform there and didn't document it or tell anyone. So the guy that toppled it is probably in the clear, maybe, but the guy that hosed with the bolts is probably very fired.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
unless he was a russian plant, then he's probably doing rather well

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
I read it was a metric - standard type fuckup

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


A Real Happy Camper posted:

Also if grain gets in your lungs theres zero way to get it out, since it sticks all over your respiratory system

Did you know? Plant seeds that get in your lungs can actually germinate!

Now you know! :shepface:

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

I read it was a metric - standard type fuckup

https://www.spaceflightnow.com/news/n0410/04noaanreport/

quote:

NASA investigators have issued their final report into last year's embarrassing accident in which the NOAA N-Prime weather satellite was significantly damaged after falling off a handling cart in the Lockheed Martin factory because workers failed to install two dozen bolts.

The causes of the NOAA N-PRIME mishap are summarized below.

Proximate Cause: The NOAA N-PRIME satellite fell because the LMSSC operations team failed to follow procedures to properly configure the TOC, such that the 24 bolts that were needed to secure the TOC adapter plate to the TOC were not installed.

Whoops. The responsible test engineer apparently also failed to visually confirm the presence of said bolts. "Nah, I'm sure they're there like the paperwork says. Flip 'er over, I have poo poo to do."

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

JB50 posted:

Maybe if the grain is weightless, which it isnt. Every hear of a person getting caught in one of those?, if they dont get rescued quick its pretty grim. I dont think those birds with their brittle bird bones are going to survive unscathed.

how many fingers do you have?

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007


http://www.miningreview.com.au/news/drill-offsider-run-tracked-vehicle/

Holy gently caress posted:

A drill offsider escaped with minor injuries after being run over by a tracked vehicle, according to a Department of Mines and Petroleum significant incident report.

The August incident occurred while the worker was tramming the tracked vehicle on his own, returning to the shore of a salt lake to refuel.

According to the report, the offsider got out of the vehicle to talk to the two occupants of an approaching tracked vehicle.

Both of the vehicle’s control levers were strapped in position so the vehicle could move forward without the offsider continuously holding the controls.

Upon returning to his vehicle, which had continued moving, he slipped and fell while trying to climb back into the cab.

The vehicle ran him over, with one of the tracks passing along the length of his body.

A person from the other vehicle managed to stop the unmanned vehicle, which was clear of the offsider.

“Fortunately, the ground was very soft and the offsider was pushed down into the ground by the vehicle’s track,” the report said.

The worker received injuries to his head and face, and a fractured hand.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





At the point where you strap the levers so the thing keeps on trucking without you, and then you get out and stuff, can you really call whatever happens next an accident?

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
Saw this pop up on Facebook from a summer camp that pretty much everyone who grew up around where I lived went to as a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTiH9_-5kKI

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

At the point where you strap the levers so the thing keeps on trucking without you, and then you get out and stuff, can you really call whatever happens next an accident?

In situations such as this, who do you claim the insurance from when you run yourself over, there was no one driving!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Whooping Crabs posted:

That man's hand will permanently be giving the "shocker" sign. Also (strangely enough) your ring finger is the second most important for grip (thumb most important). I learned this when Jason Pierre Paul, who plays for the Giants, blew off his index finger in a fireworks accident. Apparently the index finger is the least important for grip strength.

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

It could also be that grip strength is not a limiting factor for throwing a baseball.

I know this is pages back but loving lol at this

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ak Gara posted:

In situations such as this, who do you claim the insurance from when you run yourself over, there was no one driving!

Blame the company I used to work for. They were doing autonomous GPS guided poo poo at as an experiment. 2nd day a fuel truck rolled on a ramp.

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