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Oh, I remember that guy. Woops.
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 23:17 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 01:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXA4PIThuA Video's a bit poo poo but this is too good not to post. I especially love how the cop seems to perfectly position the cruiser in the shot. Like someone back at dispatch was watching the news and let the officer know.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 00:06 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 00:08 |
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Cheese
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 00:19 |
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Magic cheese.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 02:17 |
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Reminds me of this one: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/death-penalty-for-chinese-ant-farm-scammer/
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 04:30 |
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:Reminds me of this one: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/death-penalty-for-chinese-ant-farm-scammer/
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 09:07 |
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# ? Oct 11, 2016 22:08 |
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Florida Man has an appropriate namequote:She awoke from what she thought was a dream to quickly realize someone was in bed with her, rubbing her buttocks. That someone turned out to be a friend without any pants on, according to a police report. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/fl-after-party-sex-arrest-20161010-story.html
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:38 |
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Englishman spends 11 hours trying to make tea with wifi kettle.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 13:40 |
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And that man's name was Arthur Dent.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 13:51 |
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Ronald McDonald lying low until clown scare blows overquote:In a statement Tuesday, the fast-food chain announced that Ronald McDonald and his signature red and gold garb won’t be seen in public for a while, at least until America stops being so collectively terrified of his kind. quote:The announcement comes after weeks of reported creepy clown sightings across the United States that have led to something approaching mass hysteria, playground panic and even some arrests. This has all gotten a bit out of hand.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:51 |
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Truly we're living in the glorious future the Jetsons promised us.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 14:10 |
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Man's fiancée to murderer: 'Why did you have to kill him over Deez Nuts?' That headline wrote itself really.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:57 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:31 |
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Well, Rubin Carter was a professional boxer after all.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 02:28 |
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So the journalists are in on the joke, right? I can't believe there'd be this many news stories with 'Florida man' in the title.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:07 |
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Phlegmish posted:So the journalists are in on the joke, right? I can't believe there'd be this many news stories with 'Florida man' in the title. Florida Man Sets Out to Disprove Florida Man Rumors
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:47 |
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http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/10/mans_fiancee_to_murderer_why_did_you_have_to_kill_him_over_deez_nuts.html#incart_river_home
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 08:27 |
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Phlegmish posted:So the journalists are in on the joke, right? I can't believe there'd be this many news stories with 'Florida man' in the title.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 09:34 |
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Collateral Damage posted:You can google "<any state/country> man news" and silly headlines will come up. I think Florida Man just beat everyone else to becoming a meme. Florida’s police records are unusually open. That’s a major contributing factor.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 09:38 |
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Platystemon posted:Florida’s police records are unusually open. That’s a major contributing factor. We have a similar thing in Sweden where the procedures of parliament are open to the public. And since any party member can submit individual motions to parliament this is a treasure trove for newspapers to make juicy headlines like "Party X wants state funded research on perpetual motion" or "Party Y wants to allow infants to vote" because some nutcase in the party made a motion, even though it immediately got ridiculed and thrown out.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 10:12 |
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What's he like? It's not important. Florida Man.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:14 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 16:16 |
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Heh heh. Crafty. *picks at scab, spits out tooth*
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 17:47 |
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Friend have you heard about krokodil? Special price for you!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 17:51 |
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davidspackage posted:Heh heh. Crafty. *picks at scab, spits out tooth* Hey, it worked when they claimed it might have Ebola in it. http://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/woman-arrested-after-falling-for-ebola-tainted-meth-facebook-post
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 17:53 |
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a man falls through the earth and into wayne county sherrifs department. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of policemen. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling “my nigga does my meth have zika?!"
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 18:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXuc7SAyk2s
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 13:45 |
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drat, what a pro.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 07:49 |
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Hilary Clinton sends Pamela Anderson to murder Julian Assange with vegan sandwich.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 09:18 |
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What world are we even living in.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 12:24 |
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I've been saying for years that Pamela Anderson is a deadly international assassin.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 12:36 |
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Fathis Munk posted:What world are we even living in.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 14:59 |
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Police: Man buys NYC storage unit, finds dead, frozen cats Police say a man bought a storage unit at an auction in New York City and found dozens of dead cats frozen in two freezers. https://apnews.com/1fb5760f7c6c49c78bc3027200c92963?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Oddities Edit : Man charged after frozen chicken attack http://abc13.com/news/man-charged-after-frozen-chicken-attack/1560828/
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:54 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 00:22 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 03:12 |
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This looks so much like typical college-newspaper fare, and then I realized it is from Austin's actual main daily newspaper
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 03:19 |
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Usually dogs are the ones to protect people from imaginary things. Nice to see it reversed once in a while.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 04:15 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 01:48 |
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https://twitter.com/NorthantsPolice/status/788406138597441536 Similarly: Video: Watch as elderly women try to snatch £15k McQueen poster from Belfast's Bullitt hotel. The painting in question:
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 04:45 |