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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Apple products have always been very very good at doing whatever was in the pitch deck for Steve. If you want to do something that conflicts with the product vision, well, you shouldn't want that, citizen.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I mean, for birthday cards for your mom or to make a poster about dinosaurs, but for word processing, not really. A lot of children these days were using touch screens and tablets and phones from before they could SPEAK, ipads are the natural neutral format to them, printed paper is the weird thing to work on. Google docs/pages/whatever is the thing they've always used and the prefered thing, printing stuff out to write on it to type it back in is the weird far out thing to them. It's like grandpas that have to print all their email to read it.

You are seriously making an argument that writing is obsolete.

Jesus christ gently caress off with this pretentious bullshit. You have absorbed too many Apple advertisements.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Liquid Communism posted:

You are seriously making an argument that writing is obsolete.

Jesus christ gently caress off with this pretentious bullshit. You have absorbed too many Apple advertisements.

nah printing is like 99% bullshit in the first world

have you ever gotten mail?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

Any printer you want to use works great out of the box. If you are the printer vendor and you can't make it work with a Mac, the problem is not with the Mac.

Most enterprises use Windows systems exclusively and therefore most high-end business printers are not made to be compatible with OS X or Unix OS's in general as they are very uncommon within the office workplace. It's not a matter of either being better.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

MiddleOne posted:

Most enterprises use Windows systems exclusively and therefore most high-end business printers are not made to be compatible with OS X

Which high-end business printers are you referring to?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

Which high-end business printers are you referring to?

The 2m^3 monstrosities made 5-10 years ago that you'll find in the office workplaces of organizations from 10 to 10 000 employees. I'd give you a name but I can't remember, they have been in literally every workplace I've ever worked in and visited whether private or public. They generally don't play well with UNIX systems whether OS X or Ubuntu.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I mean, for birthday cards for your mom or to make a poster about dinosaurs, but for word processing, not really. A lot of children these days were using touch screens and tablets and phones from before they could SPEAK, ipads are the natural neutral format to them, printed paper is the weird thing to work on. Google docs/pages/whatever is the thing they've always used and the prefered thing, printing stuff out to write on it to type it back in is the weird far out thing to them. It's like grandpas that have to print all their email to read it.

Dont do the "digital natives" dance, that makes you look silly. Humanities students at the largest university in the netherlands PRINT a literal metric ton of paper and plenty of kids still dont have access to a proper wordprocessing suite.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I mean, for birthday cards for your mom or to make a poster about dinosaurs, but for word processing, not really. A lot of children these days were using touch screens and tablets and phones from before they could SPEAK, ipads are the natural neutral format to them, printed paper is the weird thing to work on. Google docs/pages/whatever is the thing they've always used and the prefered thing, printing stuff out to write on it to type it back in is the weird far out thing to them. It's like grandpas that have to print all their email to read it.
There is a tiny nugget of fact at the bottom of this, but otherwise not true.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
For the record, track changes sucks and will always be inferior to a pen and paper, particularly when you have more than one person reviewing it.

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.
Reading long texts or, god help you, entire books from a screen is something Satan would make you do as it's the worst. Also writing notes on paper is way faster and easier than using google doc or whatever terrible thing Silicon Valley comes up with. The first profs over here are starting to ban laptops and tablets in their classrooms because they realized they weren't helping at all. Writing however is cool and good and teaches you skills like summarization and learning to recognize what the main points of a talk are and the act of writing helps with memorizing.

There is of course room for pcs and tablets as they are extremely useful and I'm not at all suggesting we go back to doing accountancy in books or so. However tablets aren't some kind of miracle thing that can replace pen and paper 100%.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax
writing is cool, typing is cool

gently caress printing

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

NewForumSoftware posted:

nah printing is like 99% bullshit in the first world

have you ever gotten mail?

Have you ever been more than 5' from a power outlet for 12 hours?

Grow up.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

9-Volt Assault posted:

The first profs over here are starting to ban laptops and tablets in their classrooms because they realized they weren't helping at all. .

That was just one guy who was a bit of a crank and was offended that his teaching habits were in need of a good review after doing the same thing for 20 years.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Liquid Communism posted:

Have you ever been more than 5' from a power outlet for 12 hours?

Grow up.

there's these cool things called pens you can make marks on paper with

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Maybe America is different, but even in a nominally paperless office here in Germany we still use lot of paper both for ease of use and having copies that can be signed off and reviewed without having to bother with digital signatory and archiving standards.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax
From what I understand just about everything works better in Germany so it doesn't surprise me you have functioning printers. Maybe if we got Bernie.

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.

IndustrialApe posted:

That was just one guy who was a bit of a crank and was offended that his teaching habits were in need of a good review after doing the same thing for 20 years.

Nope, my sister is doing her Msc now in Rotterdam and she had a prof telling them to close their laptops and not bring them again next time, and a friend of hers also had one in Groningen. So its spreading.

Paul MaudDib
May 3, 2006

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Google Director of Engineering (DannyBee) explains why a director-level candidate fails eng101 interview screen for giving post-eng101 answers.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Urgh.

Google has driven this whole obsession with interview styles that forgets the most basic point that interviews are two-way streets. When you ask bullshit questions to make the interviewer feel smarter, you are communicating to the candidate what the work culture is like at your business, and scaring off the ones who've worked in the industry for more than five minutes.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Liquid Communism posted:

You are seriously making an argument that writing is obsolete.

Jesus christ gently caress off with this pretentious bullshit. You have absorbed too many Apple advertisements.

I am seriously making the argument that there is no 3rd grader that wants to print out their 3rd grade story about their favorite dog so they can get out a pen to make some quick edits. That is absolutely a thing you'd need to force a kid to do and they would see as silly as heck.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I am seriously making the argument that there is no 3rd grader that wants to print out their 3rd grade story about their favorite dog so they can get out a pen to make some quick edits. That is absolutely a thing you'd need to force a kid to do and they would see as silly as heck.

The goal of assigning a third grader to edit their story isn't, oddly enough, to produce a perfect page of copy. It's to make them show their work, so the teacher can evaluate how well they are understanding the process as opposed to following what Office's spelling/grammar checker suggests today.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Liquid Communism posted:

The goal of assigning a third grader to edit their story isn't, oddly enough, to produce a perfect page of copy. It's to make them show their work, so the teacher can evaluate how well they are understanding the process as opposed to following what Office's spelling/grammar checker suggests today.

Okay? And? Google Docs has an absurdly excellent edit log that a teacher can scrub through minute to minute with highlighting and drill down and color coding and every feature a teacher could ever want to look at exactly how a document was written and what was changed how and when.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Not to mention that teacher have used the same functionality in Word for over a decade. How old are most of you?

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

9-Volt Assault posted:

Nope, my sister is doing her Msc now in Rotterdam and she had a prof telling them to close their laptops and not bring them again next time, and a friend of hers also had one in Groningen. So its spreading.

I'm pretty sure one of those guys is the crank I was talking about, I wouldn't call that spreading.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
I switched from taking notes on my laptop to doing it by hand after my first semester, as i found it quicker and more flexible.

Weirdest thing is that I still see a lot of people going to non-obligatory classes, bringing laptops, and just use them to browse the web instead of actually paying attention to the prof. This is not a dig at the technology itself, just a observation about human behaviour.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
what in the gently caress is this job posting

quote:


Profile
Country of Origin: USA
Location: New York, New York
Age: 10 (Kids grow up so fast these days, don't they?)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Teal
Personality: Friendly. Cool. Down to earth. Kind of like if Josh Hartnett and Reese Witherspoon started a software company, and then got their nerd on.

Likes: Espresso. Whiskey. The TV show Arrested Development. Eating Human Food. (As long as it doesn't have too much fiber.)
Dislikes: Cucumbers pickled (but love everything else pickled), and having to use the phone *cringes with disgust* to make dinner reservations for eating food without too much fiber.

Looking For: Long-term relationship with friendly, outgoing, spirited person in search of a brand new career with a cool NYC tech company. Must love dogs. (Kidding, there are no dogs.)

About Me
Are you the one my soul has been searching for?
Do you like long walks on the beach?
Hey, check out my muscles!

Hi.

My name is Acuity.

I'm an online scheduling tech company based in New York City.
It's cold here this time of year, so I drink a lot of hot chocolate. I hope this doesn't lead to a spare tire around my calendar.

While I don't usually do this sort of thing, I figured it was time to "put myself out there" and see if, just maybe, the right person might be reading on the other side of the screen.
Where to begin? Well, for starters, I help small, medium and very large businesses keep their schedules organized. It's a great gig, and I like when people tell me how much they love me. Though I am always sad when, at the end of the day, they abandon me (my log-out button is my least favorite physical feature) and go on to do things they tell me humans do, like go to happy hour and play with these things called "the kids."

My dad, Gavin, is great. He built me from scratch almost a decade ago (which means I'm almost going into the double digits!). They tell me he's a wonderful boss to work for, and that's where you come in.

We need another human to come work with us, in order to help even MORE humans. (You guys are everywhere.)

You see, while I'm very useful to your kind (especially what you refer to as "business owners"), sometimes people can be confused by my buttons, bells and whistles. I love to whistle.

So, my dad decided to get together some other smart humans to help out. Before long, though, there was so much to do! Humans are very limited in their processing capacity, you know. So my dad hired some more humans. And then some more. Because apparently I am growing at the - how do you call it? speed of light? - so while my dad is very happy, it also means we need even more hands.

Not just any old hands, of course. And not just any old human. We're looking for a very special human--one who loves to dig in, solve problems, be on a team, laugh together, hustle together, and want a long term relationship with me. (Sorry my dad taught me early on that one night stands are bad.)

And guess what? The best part is that you don't even need to live where I do, in New York City. Cool, right? My sister, the internet, has made life quite convenient for your race. I'm very proud of her.
Well, that's enough about me. I talk too much, sometimes. But usually only when my sister is being a pain. We have a love/hate relationship.

Anyway, is this you? Could you be my new soul mate?
Human
Loves to talk to other humans
Loves to help other humans
Loves to write emails to other humans
Loves to live chat with other humans (this is getting to be a real mouthful)
Excited about working remotely OR from our NYC office. Your pick.
Thinks tech is cool and spends free moments in between bathroom breaks and during the latest episode of Arrested Development brainstorming ways to make me, Acuity, even cooler
Considers themselves a "self-starting maniac who would get it done even when nobody was looking over their shoulder and even if their significant other begged them to give up everything and go on a free trip to Aruba." Okay, just kidding about that last part. We just like self-starters. And if your significant other is giving away free trips to Aruba, she should probably come work here, too.
Likes the idea of having 100% of their medical / dental / vision premiums covered (white teeth, mmhmmmmmm)
Gets jazzed when they see the term "401K," and even more jazzed when they read "with 3% of your salary contributed whether you want the money or not" (retirement, mmhmmmmm)
Loves to learn, because when you work here, you also get an annual $5,000 credit toward continuing education (education, mmhmmmmm)
Would play a great detective, à la Dick Tracey, digging to the root of other humans' problems and trying to help them crack the case (even if the case is just "I forgot my password")
Can write clearly, AKA doesn't typically communicate in ancient Sanskrit. This is important.
Bonus tiara and sash (or gold medal for the dudes) if you understand basic CSS/HTML/Javascript, have experience creating videos and screencasts (APPROPRIATE videos and screencasts, you silly human), have worked in Wordpress, Squarespace, Wix or other website creation tools. (My Space doesn't count unless you worked at My Space, or really like the movie Space Balls.)
Oh, and the most important part! The salary range for the right human is USD $45,000 - $65,000, depending on experience and skills. Told you my dad was a great guy!

Do you think you might be THE ONE?
Now accepting love letters. We'll let you decide what to write!
https://weworkremotely.com/jobs/3641-customer-happiness-specialist


Yeesh. There's no possible way everyone at that company isn't incredibly insufferable.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Nosfereefer posted:

Weirdest thing is that I still see a lot of people going to non-obligatory classes, bringing laptops, and just use them to browse the web instead of actually paying attention to the prof. This is not a dig at the technology itself, just a observation about human behaviour.

That isn't weird, lots of people are engaged at some points and not others. They are there so they can drift in and out at the points they feel are valuable. They may or may not have good judgement on that, but they realize that it's better to be there and listen to what they think of as the vital parts rather than just skip entirely and assume nothing will be said ever.

visceril
Feb 24, 2008

peter banana posted:

what in the gently caress is this job posting

https://weworkremotely.com/jobs/3641-customer-happiness-specialist


Yeesh. There's no possible way everyone at that company isn't incredibly insufferable.

This has got to be an elaborate prank by Silicon Valley that just went too far.



I can't handle the alternative

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I checked out the original
https://acuityscheduling.com/articles/human-needed
and the part I was most confused by makes more sense now because it's crossed out

Are you the one my soul has been searching for?
Do you like long walks on the beach?
Hey, check out my muscles!


but still, yeah, while I don't like the "try-hard" label much I don't know what else to call that.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I am seriously making the argument that there is no 3rd grader that wants to print out their 3rd grade story about their favorite dog so they can get out a pen to make some quick edits. That is absolutely a thing you'd need to force a kid to do and they would see as silly as heck.
Who gives a poo poo what a 3rd grader wants? I'm sure they would rather eat candy and go to four hours of recess instead of typing in your google doc, but that is not the point of education.

The joke of course is that iPads are being superseded in education by cheaper, more flexible chromebooks and apple probably doesn't know what the gently caress to do. Chromebooks, interestingly, that can print.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


cheese posted:

The joke of course is that iPads are being superseded in education by cheaper, more flexible chromebooks and apple probably doesn't know what the gently caress to do. Chromebooks, interestingly, that can print.
You can't install print drivers on your Chromebook (duh) so being able to print depends on being able to make your printer support Google Cloud Print, which requires a fairly modern printer. For my older printer (such as many classrooms have), even though it was wireless, I had to connect it by a physical cable to a desktop, then install Google Cloud Print on the desktop.

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
It's pretty easy to print from iPads to a networked printer, just email the document to the printer. My ancient HP laser has a dedicated, secret email address and it works really well.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

You can't install print drivers on your Chromebook (duh) so being able to print depends on being able to make your printer support Google Cloud Print, which requires a fairly modern printer. For my older printer (such as many classrooms have), even though it was wireless, I had to connect it by a physical cable to a desktop, then install Google Cloud Print on the desktop.

This isn't true either, you can connect an older printer to a computer and the computer will receive the print job and pass it to the local printer. https://tools.google.com/dlpage/cloudprintservice

call to action fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Oct 14, 2016

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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cheese posted:

The joke of course is that iPads are being superseded in education by cheaper, more flexible chromebooks and apple probably doesn't know what the gently caress to do. Chromebooks, interestingly, that can print.

There are more printers that support air print than support google cloud print, what are you talking about?

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
And literally any printer that connects via USB can be a Cloud Print printer if you've got an old computer you're willing to leave switched on.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Buglord

call to action posted:

And literally any printer that connects via USB can be a Cloud Print printer if you've got an old computer you're willing to leave switched on.

The same is true for printing from ipads!

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Buglord
PS. I'm at a conference about technology in primary education reading somethingawful forums and arguing about technology in primary education on my laptop instead of listening to the guy talk.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


call to action posted:

And literally any printer that connects via USB can be a Cloud Print printer if you've got an old computer you're willing to leave switched on.
The IT costs of setting up that old computer with a USB cable for every classroom are substantial, and then the teacher has to troubleshoot every time the old computer tosses a hissy. That's more expensive for the school.

call to action posted:

This isn't true either, you can connect an older printer to a computer and the computer will receive the print job and pass it to the local printer. https://tools.google.com/dlpage/cloudprintservice
But that's exactly what I did! I'm pointing out that it's a hassle unless you're reasonably computer literate *and* have a spare computer for every single printer *and* have room next to/close to that old computer for your printer.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

There are more printers that support air print than support google cloud print, what are you talking about?
I'm not an IT guy, but our districts IT guys made a big deal about being able to use the chromebooks to easily print to any printer in our school. Either way, the chromebooks absolutely torch the iPads for in classroom use - I'm not aware of any local districts actively investing in them anymore.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

That isn't weird, lots of people are engaged at some points and not others. They are there so they can drift in and out at the points they feel are valuable. They may or may not have good judgement on that, but they realize that it's better to be there and listen to what they think of as the vital parts rather than just skip entirely and assume nothing will be said ever.

I teach at a university level and, no, that's not the logic the students follow (or the logic that I follow when I dick around on my phone).
You feel that you have to be there, but then.. Ooooh, shiny.
Students can't decide what's vital and what isn't, since they are not familiar with the topics to begin with. If they were, they wouldn't be students.

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Buglord

cheese posted:

I'm not an IT guy, but our districts IT guys made a big deal about being able to use the chromebooks to easily print to any printer in our school. Either way, the chromebooks absolutely torch the iPads for in classroom use - I'm not aware of any local districts actively investing in them anymore.

If you have the right printer it's a 2 click process to set up the printer and add it to 10,000 chromebooks if you want. If you haven't bought those printers it's a whole rigamarole, but the same is true of ipads, if you have a printer that does airprint then there is zero steps to print to one, if you don't good luck.

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