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Looks like NuGBS is heating up!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:21 |
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OP can you please discuss your feelings on internet sensation Ken Bone?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:24 |
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Dreddout posted:Looks like NuGBS is heating up! Geddout
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:24 |
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And there is no way Sarah SIlverman wouldn't be Myrna Minkoff.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:26 |
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I was thinking the guy who played Milton on Office Space would make a good Ignatius but he's apparently lost weight since then and would have to re-fat a little
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:35 |
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Who is SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT? This is SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT speaking etc.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 19:49 |
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What snarky quip does Dr. House (*and Cuddy too!) have to say about Capt. America and the super soldier program? I want to hear all the sardonic mockery of America and its values in my head, in the voice of an esteemed English actor who plays a sarcastic genius American doctor on TV, only in your own words. Have you ever seen Unbreakable? Captain America plus Doctor House... I'm getting an 'Unbreakable' vibe here. Tell me you're "unbreakable," OP. Don't break now. "Eric" can and will only be suffered by idiot-primes. You can do this.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:01 |
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Sounds like you should write with a group of collaborators who appreciate your talent and intellect, OP. Have you considered contributing to the goon approved collaborative sci-fi epic "The planet Builders?" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793316 All proceeds from sales of the book will go towards buying new forums. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Oct 14, 2016 |
# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:26 |
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quote:After the events of last night I became so powerfully angry that I ended up sleeping on my neighbour's driveway. I woke up underneath his car, yet another data point in my developing theory that my neighbour, who works the night shifts, is parking his car on top of me when I sleep there. Lol. 5
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:35 |
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Applewhite posted:goon approved Not to be contrarian, but that's an oxymoron.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:35 |
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This reminds me of those old front page stories about the weaboo and his normie roommate. Anyone remember those?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:43 |
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Moltke posted:This reminds me of those old front page stories about the weaboo and his normie roommate. Anyone remember those? Yeah I loved those.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:44 |
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Applewhite posted:Yeah I loved those. https://www.somethingawful.com/series/anime-roommate/ When I am watching Naruto, Jerry, I do not need you sitting next to me eating Captain Crunch loudly and interjecting your own misinformed commentary track. If you have questions about Naruto, that is fine. There's a lot of subtle nuances and texture to take in. That's why it's called art, Jerry. That is also why we have things like Wikipedia, so you can get informed and become a wiser person. I also have a hard time stomaching your shameful hypocrisy. When you brought your girlfriend over, I tolerated her, even if she was rude and continually alluded to my weight and smell. I cannot help it, Jerry, if the flesh of my inner thighs is necrotizing. That is a common medical condition. I bit my tongue and buried my hurt feelings for the benefit of our relationship as roommates. Yet when my girlfriend moved in from across the country, you suddenly found yourself at odds with the opposite sex. You yelled and screamed, insulted me, insulted her, and even made her cry. Because of this, I had to foot the bill for a weeklong stay at the Motel 6 until her stepdad could wire her the gas money to drive home. She hasn't talked to me since. Because of you, Jerry, I was denied the opportunity to settle down and start a family. Worst of all, you hurt her so bad that she stopped writing her web comic, robbing the world of an important artist.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 20:48 |
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:Creative writing is both an art and a science much like the work of entrepreneur Elon Musk whose Myers-Briggs score is INTJ much like my own which has lead me to form a very personal attachment to both his work in electric cars but also his pioneering achievements in getting humanity to Mars, where I intend to live my final years, which will of course be final because there is no such thing as heaven. This is a masterpiece. Also,
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:06 |
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Moltke posted:This reminds me of those old front page stories about the weaboo and his normie roommate. Anyone remember those? I already posted that!!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:32 |
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FedEx Mercury posted:I already posted that!! You've got a great memory!
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:42 |
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Ben Smash posted:OP can you please discuss your feelings on internet sensation Ken Bone? I went to a political debate once. In actual fact it was an art piece put on by my close personal friend Graeme who is a successful artist. In point of fact he is almost as successful in his chosen field as I am in mine except his success is more obvious due to money and fame whereas I prefer to hide my light under a bushel. In the art piece we were split into three groups: one group for each candidate and one "undecided" group. I was in the undecided group as I felt unable to support either candidate's ticket as neither showed a valid understanding of the principles of Anarcho-Capitalist thought or had anything to say about the possibility of a rogue AI destroying us all which is absolutely the most pressing existential threat due to its potential to kill billions or maybe even trillions as opposed to some nonsense about global warming or AIDS which will obviously be solved by nano-science and biomechanical augmentation as soon as the singularity happens which it obviously will. As part of the exhibit, the "politicians" continued to debate and gradually people from our "undecided" area moved towards one candidate or another. Generally they moved in one direction only because one of the candidates was saying some pretty bizarre things, which I was later informed was commentary of some sort. Eventually I was the only person left in the middle because neither candidate had mentioned any issue relevant to me for example the myriad problems with the casting of Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne A.K.A. Batman. The so-called finale of the piece was that the undecided group i.e. me was doused in hot bull's urine from a bucket that was hidden above in a bit where no-one could see. Everyone clapped and cheered, but in a way that seemed like they were cheering at me, not with me, especially as I was not cheering but trying to get the taste of bovine micturation out of my mouth. On the way out I got dizzy and I had to lie down with my head on the curb, due to the hot studio lights. It definitely was not a panic attack, what ever anyone else says, because I know precisely what those feel like and I only ever have them when no-one is looking.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:45 |
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FedEx Mercury posted:I already posted that!! Hell, I can't even remember 10 minutes ago.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:46 |
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OP, do you have any opinions on late-mid-20th-century literature, particularly John Kennedy Toole's picaresque masterpiece A Confederacy Of Dunces?
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 21:47 |
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Pig's blood gets you Carrie's prom wreathed in flames. Bull's piss gets you ambivalent bloviators curbed in shame. You shouldn't have let them walk all over you like that, Sentient Doormat.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:05 |
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:I went to a political debate once. In actual fact it was an art piece put on by my close personal friend Graeme who is a successful artist. In point of fact he is almost as successful in his chosen field as I am in mine except his success is more obvious due to money and fame whereas I prefer to hide my light under a bushel. In the art piece we were split into three groups: one group for each candidate and one "undecided" group. I was in the undecided group as I felt unable to support either candidate's ticket as neither showed a valid understanding of the principles of Anarcho-Capitalist thought or had anything to say about the possibility of a rogue AI destroying us all which is absolutely the most pressing existential threat due to its potential to kill billions or maybe even trillions as opposed to some nonsense about global warming or AIDS which will obviously be solved by nano-science and biomechanical augmentation as soon as the singularity happens which it obviously will. Hmm...
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 22:19 |
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I once wrote a Doctor Who/Babylon 5 cross-over fanfic that someone recorded an audio version of for youtube. In other words, I understand, OP. Sometimes we just get these flashes of genius that make the internet go wild, and its hard to explain that genius is its own road, not a rabbit we can pull out of a hat.
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# ? Oct 14, 2016 23:36 |
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:I went to a political debate once. In actual fact it was an art piece put on by my close personal friend Graeme who is a successful artist. In point of fact he is almost as successful in his chosen field as I am in mine except his success is more obvious due to money and fame whereas I prefer to hide my light under a bushel. In the art piece we were split into three groups: one group for each candidate and one "undecided" group. I was in the undecided group as I felt unable to support either candidate's ticket as neither showed a valid understanding of the principles of Anarcho-Capitalist thought or had anything to say about the possibility of a rogue AI destroying us all which is absolutely the most pressing existential threat due to its potential to kill billions or maybe even trillions as opposed to some nonsense about global warming or AIDS which will obviously be solved by nano-science and biomechanical augmentation as soon as the singularity happens which it obviously will. i feel like you need an avatar
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 00:36 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i feel like you need an avatar I agree.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:01 |
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In three years I turned the lights on and found you ready on the phone. After digging for treasure with my shoes tripping in cracks of old soldiers hands. Past is the bitter-glad friend who knocks at night. Pictures in hand to prove he remembers too, I stared in stoic shock of the roads that opened up when you took your bags from my room. And you are ready again. Don't look back, but we all glanced didn't we? Left the museum for our cars then home to catch stock quotes where we write down when to come again. Night's slow garage door lifted and by some weak cornerstone or crack the building hung, its windpipe crushed, and was displayed above morning ticker tape. We mourned, tourists in life and death, thumbing through photographs we have left. Further on, curtains drawn. Weary, she sits alone in the comfort of home. Dinner was made for more, than to just stare at her fork. A shadow across her lawn, next door a light buzzes to keep away the insects. Dirty windows confess: vague humans live inside, rhythm breathing in tide to television's white fuzz.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:12 |
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have this one
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:14 |
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So like is eric hot or????
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:28 |
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Is this the the new Dare or something?
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:38 |
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:Ever since the arrival of "Eric" our fan-fiction society had begun the inexorable slide towards inevitable destruction. After the events of last night I became so powerfully angry that I ended up sleeping on my neighbour's driveway. I woke up underneath his car, yet another data point in my developing theory that my neighbour, who works the night shifts, is parking his car on top of me when I sleep there. I sleep outside during these potent rages because I am concerned that my treasured posessions would not survive the full force of my fury, not even my collection of editions of the seminal Objectivist text "The Fountainhead", which are ordered by publication date and at this point certainly worth a vast sum of money should I ever choose to sell them which I never would because of how important they are to me. hosed up if true
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 01:50 |
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loquacius posted:I was thinking the guy who played Milton on Office Space would make a good Ignatius but he's apparently lost weight since then and would have to re-fat a little HIS NAME IS STEPHEN ROOT AND HE IS A GODDAMN GOLDEN GOD drat
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:01 |
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This is good
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:05 |
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I just felt my pyloric valve slam shut.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:28 |
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has anyone ever written a novel as a series of posts on various internet forums cause its a cool idea and you seem like the type who could bear it out op
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:42 |
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i didnt really like it to be honest sorry. some funny parts but overall tried a little too hard. 3/5
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:30 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:14 |
thathonkey posted:i didnt really like it to be honest sorry. "Eric" spotted
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:20 |
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:Ever since the arrival of "Eric" our fan-fiction society had begun the inexorable slide towards inevitable destruction. After the events of last night I became so powerfully angry that I ended up sleeping on my neighbour's driveway. I woke up underneath his car, yet another data point in my developing theory that my neighbour, who works the night shifts, is parking his car on top of me when I sleep there. I sleep outside during these potent rages because I am concerned that my treasured posessions would not survive the full force of my fury, not even my collection of editions of the seminal Objectivist text "The Fountainhead", which are ordered by publication date and at this point certainly worth a vast sum of money should I ever choose to sell them which I never would because of how important they are to me. This is some House of Leaves level content.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:24 |
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yeah i didnt read that some one make a photoshop of a dildo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:27 |
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Alan Smithee posted:yeah i didnt read that some one make a photoshop of a dildo
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:30 |
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nice photoshop dilweed
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