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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Twenty years in jail for a clearly mentally ill man who did nothing but write annoying letters and become a nuisance to the courts?

:patriot:

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betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

Sagebrush posted:

Twenty years in jail for a clearly mentally ill man who did nothing but write annoying letters and become a nuisance to the courts?

:patriot:
In the state that once elected an Imperial Wizard of the KKK to public office. Much like Florida, nothing that happens in Louisiana can surprise me.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Clearly I don't know much about SovCits because I assumed they all were just "your laws don't apply to ME" instead of also being like "my laws applies to YOU".

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Mierenneuker posted:

Clearly I don't know much about SovCits because I assumed they all were just "your laws don't apply to ME" instead of also being like "my laws applies to YOU".

I assume that's the reason they were able to actually give him significant jail time. Those letters he was sending probably amount to blackmail since the laws he was basing them on are completely made up.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Basebf555 posted:

I assume that's the reason they were able to actually give him significant jail time. Those letters he was sending probably amount to blackmail since the laws he was basing them on are completely made up.

... How is that blackmail?

What?

Also let's compile a list of all crimes that will, on average, net you less time than this guy got for being a nutjob and sending crazy person letters. I'll go first:

rape
murder
torture
extortion
racketeering
hate crimes
terrorism
embezzlement
insurance fraud
tax fraud
robbery
armed robbery

AND

all of the above combined, if you're a rich well-connected white guy

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
This seems like a fairly significant part of the equation:

quote:

If Lewis' demands were not met, he would file liens against the properties of his victims, according to the U.S. Attorney
Fairly common trick in the sovcit playbook. I continue to be surprised that apparently just anybody can do that.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

... How is that blackmail?

What?

Also let's compile a list of all crimes that will, on average, net you less time than this guy got for being a nutjob and sending crazy person letters. I'll go first:

rape
murder
torture
extortion
racketeering
hate crimes
terrorism
embezzlement
insurance fraud
tax fraud
robbery
armed robbery

AND

all of the above combined, if you're a rich well-connected white guy

If you're looking for some sort of argument, you won't get it from me, 20 years is ridiculous. I'm just trying to find the logic in why it was even possible to convict him of anything.

If you call someone and say "I know you're cheating on your wife, pay me 1 million dollars or I'll rat you out", that's illegal. So maybe this falls into that category(technically)? I'm obviously just theorizing so no need to jump down my throat about it.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Jumping down people's throats is what something awful is all about.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Seems more like extortion than blackmail.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Atmus posted:

Seems more like extortion than blackmail.

I'll be honest I don't know what the difference is.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
The X makes it sound cooler.

lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
Here's a better article. After sending the letters, he then placed liens on the property of those who supposedly owed him money. Of course, the real reason he got the maximum sentence is that his victims included a judge and a police sergeant.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Basebf555 posted:

I'll be honest I don't know what the difference is.

Extortion is telling a business owner you sell private insurance for damage to their store then smashing their windows when they refuse to pay. Blackmail is claiming to have evidence the business owner sucks balls in truck stop bathrooms and demanding money to keep quiet.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

lavaca posted:

Here's a better article. After sending the letters, he then placed liens on the property of those who supposedly owed him money. Of course, the real reason he got the maximum sentence is that his victims included a judge and a police sergeant.
Man, quite a history.

quote:

In the past, he has been charged with second-degree murder, battery, narcotics violations, burglary, trespassing, issuing worthless checks, and parole violations.

TriggerHappy
Mar 14, 2007

He may also be under probation for previous crimes, and the sentencing reflects priors, not just the idiotic legal tactics.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
yeah when i was writing my outraged post i considered adding "even though i know next to nothing about the case," but then i didnt because i have my internet bad boy reputation to maintain and i dont want people to think i'm some sort of square

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
I haven't read the details but what if it's 6 months per offence? With 30 offences, that poo poo'll rack up quickly.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Ak Gara posted:

I haven't read the details but what if it's 6 months per offence? With 30 offences, that poo poo'll rack up quickly.

I swear I've heard of people serving rape/murder/assault sentences concurrently. If the judge doesn't think 2 years is enough time for this guy to go "hm okay yeah maybe I need to quit being a loving lunatic and stop trying to ruin other people's lives" then either the guy has demonstrated he's incapable of changing, or something very dirty is going on. Probably the former, but I still find it very problematic that you can give someone 20 years in prison - you don't know what sort of person they'll be in 2, or 5, or 10. 20 is five lifetimes away.

e: probably this isnt the thread for it

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I swear I've heard of people serving rape/murder/assault sentences concurrently. If the judge doesn't think 2 years is enough time for this guy to go "hm okay yeah maybe I need to quit being a loving lunatic and stop trying to ruin other people's lives" then either the guy has demonstrated he's incapable of changing, or something very dirty is going on. Probably the former, but I still find it very problematic that you can give someone 20 years in prison - you don't know what sort of person they'll be in 2, or 5, or 10. 20 is five lifetimes away.

e: probably this isnt the thread for it

Nobody's disagreeing with you though, we're just trying to figure out how the law was used here. Nobody is saying its justified.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I never thought anybody was disagreeing with me..

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

I swear I've heard of people serving rape/murder/assault sentences concurrently.

That reminds me of the Daniel Holtzclaw video, who was tried consecutively for 263 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3MDnpKjZ0

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ak Gara posted:

That reminds me of the Daniel Holtzclaw video, who was tried consecutively for 263 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3MDnpKjZ0

That title undersells it. Holtzclaw only had 36 charges brought against him and was convicted for 18, but it's estimated that he could have raped dozens or hundreds of people, intentionally targeting women with prior convictions so their credibility would be questioned if they tried to snitch on him. He's an incredible monster who got exactly what he deserved.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



chitoryu12 posted:

That title undersells it. Holtzclaw only had 36 charges brought against him and was convicted for 18, but it's estimated that he could have raped dozens or hundreds of people, intentionally targeting women with prior convictions so their credibility would be questioned if they tried to snitch on him. He's an incredible monster who got exactly what he deserved.

And it fits the thread beautifully. The thumbnail is pretty representative, and his sobs are great. Rot.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Honestly it's the purest kind of schadenfreude.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Combination of federal terrorism charges, plus the whole sovcit thing at a BAD time. The dude who killed the cops earlier in the year in Baton Rouge was a sovcit, and basically that moved them from "occasional annoyance that everyone deals with" to "oh gently caress, terrorism!". Plus the whole liens/threatening the cop and judge.

He probably won't serve the full 20 though, depends on how hard they hit him for the terrorism charges.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

Honestly it's the purest kind of schadenfreude.

The way his attorney/lawyer/whatever patted him on the back was great.

Yeah bud, you're hosed. Here's the last bit of human compassion you're going to get in a while now shut up for a bit eh?

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
10 building demolitions gone wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHcCbY2wY38

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
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walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

That was a really stupid way to set up those TVs.

The crying rapist video was great, thank you.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Combination of federal terrorism charges, plus the whole sovcit thing at a BAD time. The dude who killed the cops earlier in the year in Baton Rouge was a sovcit, and basically that moved them from "occasional annoyance that everyone deals with" to "oh gently caress, terrorism!". Plus the whole liens/threatening the cop and judge.

Sovcit has been on cops' radars since well before Baton Rouge. Back in March I caught up with an old friend who's an officer and somehow they came up. He says it's the only time he hovers his hand over his gun instead of his taser.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/c3b1Ryj.mp4

fun fact: in Arizona there is a law called the "Stupid Motorist Law" that allows the state to bill any motorist for the cost of their rescue if they became stranded in a flood, canyon, etc. by driving around barricades.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sagebrush posted:

in the full quote, it seems to me that though he's saying "legally justified", he means "legally cleared", in that the stupid Florida law meant Zimmerman was acquitted of any wrongdoing. he's just not very good with words.

Except for "beautiful human submarines", that's magical

He didn’t come up with “human submarines”. It’s from this 2014 post on Reddit.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
http://i.imgur.com/BI3lCUd.gifv

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Panfilo posted:

Ken Bone is the Patron Saint of Reddit.

Not Saint Juvenal?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This isn't exactly schadenfreude, but it seems to go a level beyond the funny news article thread, and we don't have a thread for plain old idiots. It's a criminal getting his comeuppance, so I figure it kind of fits here.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/we-have-reached-peak-florida-532897

quote:

OCTOBER 5--In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs...

...

According to court complaints, Columbus Henderson fled from a Walmart Supercenter in Fort Lauderdale on September 26 with a pair of 40-inch Hisense televisions. Henderson... bolted with the merchandise after he allowed a cashier to scan the $298 items.

As he scooted through the parking lot, the 45-year-old Henderson’s pants “fell off as he ran away,” according to Officer Scott Brandow. It appears that after Henderson’s pants fell to his ankles, he proceeded to run right out of the garment.

Police later determined that Henderson’s abandoned pants contained the suspect’s “medical identification.” Investigators added, “The entire incident was captured on video.”

...

Upon arrival at the Pinellas County jail, Henderson informed officers that he had a crack pipe concealed in his anus. “When officers removed him from the vehicle, the defendant had removed the crack pipe from his anus and dropped it on the ground,” a patrolman reported.
I really hope someone leaks the video.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Bonechat: Why is liking pregnant porn worse than any other kind of porn?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's not, if we're being open-minded, but it's still weird.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The weird thing is that you'd be happy with your comments about your porn preferences to be linked to your real identity if you're not an unrepentant goonlord.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
It's not the people who watch the porn who are the true deviants, it's the ones that comment on it

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