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Jamoke, I love you and want to have your babies.
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dablakh0l posted:Am I the only one who saw this when this picture showed up? You mean on page 3?
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Whoa man, too soon. But great job
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Jamoke posted:I too am wondering why nobody seemed to take notice of this guy's picture. He's not afraid of anything. It's written on his underwear
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canyoneer posted:He's not afraid of anything. It's written on his underwear How do you remember things if not through underwear notes???
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canyoneer posted:He's not afraid of anything. It's written on his underwear It's the buildup to an exciting round of Man Vs. Car
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Anyone remember these? [pops in VCR...] "Hi everybody out there in sports fan land, "Big Bad Bob" Uecker here bringing you the best from around the horn of pro baseball's finest bloopers, bleepers and bean bag blow outs! Now without further delay let's get right to the sack splitting, teeth gritting, ball-on-ball action!" "Brought to you by Miller Lite!"  Leading off tonight's festivities at #10 is big slugger Bernie Ugbayani who said "auf wiedersehen" to his meat berries after this most misfortunate mishap during warmup batting practice... before the game even began. Talk about being off to an inauspicious start!  Swinging second at #9 is a player made famous for breaking one of the many "who cares" color barriers in baseball as its first ever player from Kyrzbekistan, Ahneed Ahbeer. Things went south for the promising rookie when a wild pitch declared jihad on his weapons of mass destruction. *places hand over mic* (Looks like he should change his name to Ahneed Ahmedic following that frozen rope to the figs.) That was just "fal-awful!"  Third in our starting lineup at #8 is legendary hall-of-famer Hal Wifken Jr., most memorable for his outstanding record of over 9,000 consecutive games played without ever recording a single, solitary hit. Once known around the clubhouse as "Iron rear end," I'll bet he was wishing a different part of his anatomy was made of metal that day. Yeesh!  Lucky #7 is first baseman Milky Candelabra who lost his concentration while checking out the sweater puppets on a hot blonde in the stands and subsequently lost his juevos too! Say "adios," compadre. Hope it was worth it, pal. *places hand over mic* (Did ya see the size of the funbags on that freakin' blonde? Totally loving worth it.)  The #6 spot brings us the dazzling DH "Downtown" Julius Brown whose bunting prowess was unmatched in all of baseball. "The Sultan of Sacrifice," "The Lay Down Kid," nothing got past this wall of wood when he squared around. Except for, that is, this one time where he slightly misjudged it. Juuuuust a bit outside.  Next up is one of my personal favorite "You-know-that's-gotta-sting-like-8-bitches-in-a-bitch-boat" moments: #5 courtesy of outfielder Carl Vanderhump. You may remember his personal story of tragedy because the pitch got so far lodged doctors actually had to remove the ball surgically..... via his rectum no less. Rectum? drat near killed 'em!  Hitting clean-up, the #4 slot belongs to Tampa Bay's Kevin Jerkwater who became and instant replay sensation the night he bounced one off the plate right up into his own coin purse, then proceding to writhe in the batter's box like a fetus opening a difficult jar of mayo. With embarrassing posture like that it's no wonder he was granted the nickname "Jumbo Shrimp" Jerkwater by his own teammates. I'm told by my interns he resembles something on the dot coms called a "tub girl." I'll be sure to check out that email link they sent me later. Making the cut at #3, coming to us all the way overseas from the moonspeak leagues is head ump Gus "Whitey" Harris who deserves to be in this top ten of testicular torsion for sure, having earned it while calling a skirmish between the Kyoto Tentacles and the Osaka Gokus when an errant foul tip kamikazed him right in the aircraft carrier. I think it's safe to assume many seamen were lost that day. Domo arigato, Mr. Sings Soprano.  Befitting at #2 is the Bronx Bombers' own "Mr. November" who nearly became Ms. November after an unfortunate meeting of horsehide and huckleberries. That crushed pill box put him on the DL for the next 2 weeks. Needless to say The Captain was not happy. *places hand over mic* (You seen this a-hole's wife? I wouldn't want my equipment to be broken for even 5 minutes if I had quality poon like that waiting for me back at the ranch. [Muffled horse whinny] Giddyup!)  Finally, rounding out the field at the #1 spot is notorious pitching coach Mark Jenkins who was left bereft of his nads and his life when the Reds' pine riding catcher Ramón Cabrera was caught off guard by a caterpillar crawling across his cleat. The fatal fastball was clocked at 109 and left no traces of testicles in the wake of the mighty shockwave that was said to have been audible from a considerable distance. Memorial services were held outside of a Benihanna's in Cincinatti *places hand over mic* (holy poo poo they still have those?) Jenkins is survived by two ex-wives who hate his guts. As he was known around the organization as somewhat of a fat loving loser who couldn't coach his way out of a moistened paper sack, he will not be missed. Jamoke fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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Jesus christ, Jamoke... Wow.
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Declaring Jamoke the new Forum's prom queen 
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From page 8 From page 16 (just above) Whose turn is it to do one for page 24? ShufflerZero fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 15, 2016 |
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Jamoke posted:Let's hear it for this year's Arnold Classic competitors. Truly... unique... physical specimens. You magnificent bastard. I say this year after year. GBS always delivers the pure genius for threads like this
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What is up with the first and last photos. Are those even real people.
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The redhead's hand and mouth could make for some interesting 'shops.
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Ayyyyyyy now we're talkin' good times, eh.
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requesting thread be renamed Jamoke's Fear Factory 2016 also in canada, there is a man that is completely unaware that he's a photoshop legend Saeka fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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hahaha the same joke, just twenty times these are great what are tehy looking at that scares them so much
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Madcosby posted:hahaha the same joke, just twenty times Man, early-onset Alzheimers is a scary thing  Sending my thoughts and prayers madcosby
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Madcosby posted:what are tehy looking at that scares them so much Lowtaxes income statement for the year.
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I've got the girls in the truck bout six chicks deep, And you know girls we rollin with is straight sexy 
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It's like she is looking at me! 
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