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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The hero we deserved.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
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It's the browns exotic smash Mouth with a side of 1 offensive lineman trick plays would work.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Pops Mgee posted:

Why couldn't Seneca Wallace succeed in Green Bay then?

Because he is seneca wallace, you can put him on any team and he will just run out of bounds every play

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

This is actually the play I was describing, thanks for finding it. How'd you track it down?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Does he have 4 superbowls with a terrible WR group? Rodgers is overrated.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pops Mgee posted:

Why couldn't Seneca Wallace succeed in Green Bay then?

Too hip hop.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


This photo must be from training camp, because he looked fat as poo poo against the Giants.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Chichevache posted:

This photo must be from training camp, because he looked fat as poo poo against the Giants.

Nah, that's a post haircut pic, so it's recent.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Leon Einstein posted:

Nah, that's a post haircut pic, so it's recent.

:stare:

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
so how come he look so fat in uniform :confused: :confused: :confused:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ghost Dog posted:

it sounds like they should rename the concept of throwing a ball to aaron rodgers, change the ball to just be his face

i mean the throw was so impossible it cant even be rendered by video im sure

"Aaron Rodgers isn't that good"

:smug:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

algebra testes posted:

I would hang out with Mark Sanchez.

I would be all like "Yo Mark, pass the hot sauce!" And it would go sailing by me into the hands of someone else.

that's better than calling a run play and getting it rammed up your rear end

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brockenstein posted:

"Aaron Rodgers isn't that good"

:smug:

he invented the forward pass, i hear

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
You didn't last long before you resumed your contrarian gimmick

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WHOOPS posted:

so how come he look so fat in uniform :confused: :confused: :confused:

Right? He looked close to 255-260 on the field the other day.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Lacy is a big believer in carb loading before gameday

And before an off day

And before a practice day

Also ice cream loading

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brockenstein posted:

You didn't last long before you resumed your contrarian gimmick

did you just say this so i couldnt disagree

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
"Aaron Rodgers actually stinks" is a pretty bold take

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

i wish Lacy could be good at football, and be fat as gently caress. :(

fat RBs are the best.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brockenstein posted:

"Aaron Rodgers actually stinks" is a pretty bold take

i never said anything even coming close to this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Popy posted:

i wish Lacy could be good at football, and be fat as gently caress. :(

fat RBs are the best.

I wish I could be good at football and be fat as gently caress

Or be good at football

Or be good at anything

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

mocking some dude descrbing his qbs throws as somehow violating euclidean geometry isnt the same thing as calling the qb bad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Nah but implying all Rodgers does is throw to wide open receivers is basically "he's nothing special"

Saying Rodgers doesn't complete ridiculous passes through the tiniest windows on the regular is an admission that you haven't watched him at all

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brockenstein posted:

Nah but implying all Rodgers does is throw to wide open receivers is basically "he's nothing special"

good thing i didn't do that?

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brockenstein posted:

Nah but implying all Rodgers does is throw to wide open receivers is basically "he's nothing special"

Saying Rodgers doesn't complete ridiculous passes through the tiniest windows on the regular is an admission that you haven't watched him at all

i think assuming this trait solely belongs to aaron rodgers and wafting out some gasbag poo poo about how it basically makes peyton manning and tom brady's peaks irrelevant is an admission youve never watched football at all


im gonna stop defending some throwaway jabs at a packers homer cause you massively misread them tho

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well obviously Brady shares the one trait that marks a successful quarterback with Bradshaw and Montana

Until he reigns atop that mountain on his own that is after this season

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

road playoff wins is the only stat that matters

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Pop Dog you just don't get it Aaron Rodgers operates on a level beyond our comprehension, when he throws the ball it's like passing through an event horizon on a black hole, time dilates and the WR feels as if he has infinite space in which to catch it

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

no one would argue that aaron rodgers can't warp reality at will, bending the very fabric of our lives at his whim but im pretty sure he only used it to make sure everyone saw brett favres tiny weiner

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I wish I knew what it was like to have a good qb on my team which hasn't been a thing in Houston since Warren Moon

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Brockenstein posted:

I wish I knew what it was like to have a good qb on my team which hasn't been a thing in Houston since Warren Moon

I sympathize with this

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
On the other hand, I think the Browns would've killed to have a QB as good as Matt Schaub for the past ten years.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

aaron rogers warps football space time by cheating the snap calls

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

big juicy nectarine posted:

On the other hand, I think the Browns would've killed to have a QB as good as Matt Schaub for the past ten years.

Schaub was only good for like 3-4 years and most of that was Bortles-like garbage time stats

When he actually had a team around him he was best described as above average

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
While we're talking qbs

Derek carr is the future
Alex smith is good but not a fun good
Rivers is going to be remembered as hugely underrated
Big ben is a rapist
Idk what andy dalton is

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


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schweens posted:

Idk what andy dalton is

a ginge bro

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

schweens posted:

While we're talking qbs

Derek carr is the future
Alex smith is good but not a fun good
Rivers is going to be remembered as hugely underrated
Big ben is a rapist
Idk what andy dalton is

I seriously used to get Alex Smith and Matt Ryan mixed up all the time. It's easier now that Ryan is actually doing good QB things.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ghost Dog posted:

good thing i didn't do that?

If you didn't do that I never would have replied to you defending Aaron Rodgers who I don't particularly like.

schweens posted:

Alex smith is good but not a fun good

He's actually sort of bad so far this year and I don't like it. And yeah, bad by Alex Smith standards.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Oct 15, 2016

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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


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What If Andey Dalton Had A Soul?

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