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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Huzzah! posted:

Everett True, Friend of Horse.

True sticking up for animals and/or kids is always the best. :3:

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



"And they all have weirdly sexual notes in Mary's handwriting! Maybe that teacher forced her to read the letters and summarize them! But when?? Mary loves recess!!"

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



I gotta give credit where it's due. The Creepersons all have a strong family resemblance. I guess it's just a matter of drawing all three of them with the same chin and face, but I noticed it and plenty of comics wouldn't bother, so good job with the art, Alex Kotzky.



Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Garbage Ape and Friends


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Slammy posted:

Dick Tracy (August, 2009, click for big)


IT HAPPENED!

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (September 22, 1951)


Nancy (November 6, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (July 6, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (August 4, 1923)


Lil' Abner (April 3, 1937)


Barney Google (August 5, 1922)


Alley Oop (November 4, 1933)

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

quote:

Guest02234525 said, 1 day ago
Wow nay really a downer this week isn’t she I can see how she might think taking care of children as a burden since she did most of the work of raring both Brad and Luann

quote:

live2read said, 1 day ago
Yep, stereotypes abound in today’s strip: Nancy fantasizing that she’ll be wiped out caring for grandkids while Frank thinks about the “fun” he’ll have doing the same. Second stereotype: assume that a couple will get knocked up minutes after the “I dos” are said.

quote:

ORMouseworks said, 1 day ago
Sounds like Brad and Toni are well on the way to a successful marriage (from yesterday). This evening I’m kind of surprised at what Nancy envisioned being a grandmother was. The problem has a simple answer…Frank can take care of the other “twin!” while Nancy gets some alone time with just one of her grandchildren. I think today’s strip looks at what most men (not All men!!!) envision they can do with a grandchild: “play” with them…a lot of women (not All women!!!) seem to end up with the “work” part, and very little of the “play” part. This is why being with their grandchildren can end up being quite stressful for grandmothers. However, I think today’s grandfathers and grandmothers believe Both need to Share the “work” and the "play’ of watching grandchildren. My take on the whole thing is: love your grandchildren when you are alone with them, and then when the grandchildren get tired or cranky, know that you can gleefully hand them back to their parents when they return.

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Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, about 21 hours ago
Don’t WORRY, Nancy-Bot!
Just WAIT Until the ‘Kids’ Talk themselves into ‘Adopting’ Shannon! Frank will Look just Like You in Panel Two after ONE Babysitting Session, with HER!

fort knox

See? Generically Asian.

Flying McCoys


Shoe


Dustin

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Dustin's dad is right about something! :stare:

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Poil posted:

Dustin's dad is right about something! :stare:

Broken clocks

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

I wonder if the colorist messed up and that was supposed to be green instead of white in the background (like it's trees). When I first looked at this I couldn't figure out why they were up in the clouds.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Grough is a pretty great comic, but I don't like the way they waste so much space in every strip on the title panel.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Where's Alex Trebek when you need him?

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Julet Esqu posted:

Big Ben Bolt


Never would have predicted that a vintage comic strip about boxing would have me on the edge of my seat.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Aardmania posted:

9 Dickweed Lane


Brooke's sense of anatomy is breathtakingly retarded in that first panel. Those arms are amazingly ill proportioned to her chest.. Is she fat or are her legs still spread? (If it's not gams, who cares?)

Plus her dad seems to be drawn similar to 1940's cartoon stereotype specs. Once again Brooke proves himself to be the quintessential loving hack.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


My perpetually too-young-to-be-a-grandma Aunt Jana requested to be called "Janma." So I guess Nancy could go by "Nanma."


The Amazing Spider-Man


Hey, Egghead. Maybe time to make use of the scientific device known as A Brick.

Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

root
Jun 17, 2000

Booska mask replica...

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
You're beautiful.


Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


Outbursts of Everett True (August, 1915)


And He Did.


Guess If They Are Married! (click for big)


Banana Oil! (click for big)


The Gay Thirties (January, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (December, 1939, click for big)


Mopsy (June, 1940)


Jaf (1967)


Feiffer (1969, click for big)


Andy Capp (September, 1970, click for big)


Tweedy (September, 1970, click for big)


Wee Pals (November, 1970, click for big)


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (August, 2009, click for big)

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

I guess the blue forehead tattoo is staying then?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

It's more than you do, and at least he's happy and not "secretly" pining away for a friend of his.
This is absolutely what I first read.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Thank you, ghosts haunting the house.

Secret Agent X-9



The symbol of the Zodiac Killer?

Apartment 3-G

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth


That would indeed be interesting, Faye, but we know it'll never happen.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Adam Ames


Between Shots

Binary Badger posted:

(If it's not gams, who cares?)

Ella Cinders



Myra North, Special Nurse

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I think you accidentally cropped out the next panel where Everett True beats the poo poo out of him.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Adam Ames?? More like Mad Dames!!

If the police officer is a man, he and Joel will have a level-headed conversation and things will work out fine. If it's a woman, three minutes from now she'll be sobbing as she empties her service revolver into the unarmed children, shouting aloud how she has to get that promotion or she'll just die!!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

If the police officer is...a woman

:cawg:

Be serious! This is the sort of job that requires some modicum of sense!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

If it's a woman, three minutes from now she'll be sobbing as she empties her service revolver into the unarmed children, shouting aloud how she has to get that promotion or she'll just die!!

I don't get it, isn't this exactly how male cops work?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Julet Esqu posted:

:cawg:

Be serious! This is the sort of job that requires some modicum of sense!

Police Commissioner Strongman shakes his head sadly at Det. Maureen Ladypartts's histrionic psychotic break over the coffeepot being empty again

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
No! No!! It can't be empty—it mustn't!! I won't take it! Never—never coffee when I need it!! Fla-flames . . . down the sides of my face . . .

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

I think you accidentally cropped out the next panel where Everett True beats the poo poo out of him.



I couldn't work out how to do a decent bloodspatter in greyscale.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Slammy posted:


Andy Capp (September, 1970, click for big)




I don't get it

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I don't get it

He's pole vaulting over the gate.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is pedantic.


Working Daze is raising the baby via television.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix pays tribute to a thread favorite.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

No! No!! It can't be empty—it mustn't!! I won't take it! Never—never coffee when I need it!! Fla-flames . . . down the sides of my face . . .

Tbh, this is how I react in that situation.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze is raising the baby via television.


Why is nerdwife always making a :pwn: face

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

MORDOCK999 posted:

Adam AMES?? More like MAD DAMES!!

If the police officer is a MAN, he and Joel will have a LEVEL-headed conversation and things will WORK out fine. If it's a WOMAN,three minutes from NOW SHE'LL be SOBBING as she EMPTYIES her service REVOLVER into the UNARMED children, shouting aloud how SHE has to get that promotion or she'll just DIE!!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T LET WOMEN BE COPS


Radio Patrol


THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T LET MEN BE COPS


Rip Kirby


I don't even get what the hell is happening here. I mean, I know what's happening here. But seriously. "Uranium and You"? What the hell is even happening here.


Big Ben Bolt


This, though, this I enjoy.

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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:


Myra North, Special Nurse

B-z-z-z

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