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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Hanging out with any big time QB would be cool as hell. I mean it would suck when they bang your girlfriend but the rest of it would be an amazing experience.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Hanging out with any big time QB would be cool as hell. I mean it would suck when they bang your girlfriend but the rest of it would be an amazing experience.

My what

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Andy Dalton and Phillip Rivers are good Christian QBs and they would not bang my girlfriend.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


In order to be a great QB you either have to worship either God or Satan.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Hanging out with any big time QB would be cool as hell. I mean it would suck when they bang your girlfriend but the rest of it would be an amazing experience.

Imagine your disappointment if you were told you'd get to hang out with a starting NFL QB and then Andy Dalton walks out and asks if you saw a briefcase he'd misplaced

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Or you get to hang out with big time QB Carson Wentz but you have to break through the bathroom door first.

darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

Chichevache posted:

Right? He looked close to 255-260 on the field the other day.

Did he hurt his ribs or something in the past? Maybe he wears a vest or padding over his chest

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Andy Dalton and Phillip Rivers are good Christian QBs and they would not bang my girlfriend.

Derek Carr got mad that a reporter misquoted him as saying drat instead of Dang so throw him on the heap as well

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


WHOOPS posted:

so how come he look so fat in uniform :confused: :confused: :confused:

You never sucked it in for a photo?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Remember when people tried to justify Rodgers having an off year by saying that it was only because Nelson wasn't there.

Imagine if his two best WRs were Tyrell Williams and Travis Benjamin

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Finger Prince posted:

You never sucked it in for a photo?

The title says random nights so it looks like he's reposting an older photo of a "random night"

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Brockenstein posted:

"Aaron Rodgers actually stinks" is a pretty bold take

The Ravens aren't impressed by anyone, so neither are their fans. That's how they waltz into Foxboro like nbd

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

a neat cape posted:

Remember when people tried to justify Rodgers having an off year by saying that it was only because Nelson wasn't there.

Imagine if his two best WRs were Tyrell Williams and Travis Benjamin

Rodgers deep ball to Benjamin would be pretty awesome.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Flikken posted:

Rodgers deep ball to Benjamin would be pretty awesome.

Assuming Benjamin didn't get scared of the ball.

Or is that only on punts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

Imagine your disappointment if you were told you'd get to hang out with a starting NFL QB and then Andy Dalton walks out and asks if you saw a briefcase he'd misplaced

Cody Kessler sitting beneath a banner with like 15 names crossed off

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Leon Einstein posted:

He seems to have been the antithesis of Favre. Favre seems a lot cooler like a fun-hating macho gently caress.

Rodgers seems like he's got aspergers just trying to have fun out there.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

a new study bible! posted:

Or you get to hang out with big time QB Carson Wentz but you have to break through the bathroom door first.

What was the Wawa bathroom thing? I missed that

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


CyberPingu posted:

What was the Wawa bathroom thing? I missed that

https://twitter.com/cj_wentz/status/743228455907647488

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

:allears: amazing!!!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Im mad Carson deleted the tweet about cutting his own dick off

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Not really news, but I found it funny that Ryan Mallett fansite www dot ryanmallett dot org is being used as one of those pdf/ebook referral scams.


The old site

https://web.archive.org/web/20080918042358/http://www.ryanmallett.org/

Sorry, Ryan Mallett fans

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

WHOSE GOT A WEBSITE FOR RYAN MALLETT?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
My dark secret finally revealed

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

a neat cape posted:

Remember when people tried to justify Rodgers having an off year by saying that it was only because Nelson wasn't there.

Imagine if his two best WRs were Tyrell Williams and Travis Benjamin

These off years come after fat Mike blew the NFC title game..... coincidence??

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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algebra testes posted:

I would hang out with Mark Sanchez.

I would be all like "Yo Mark, pass the hot sauce!" And it would go sailing by me into the hands of someone else.

I worked as a bartender at a country club for 2 years a while back and one of my regulars was this older guy who owned a bunch of horses in Kentucky. We ended up being pretty good friends, and I was down in Kentucky and met up with him to watch one of his horses race and hang out afterwards.

We went to a restaurant in Louisville and somehow ended up with Mark Sanchez at our table. He was dressed ridiculously and had a cane full of Pappy Van Winkle 12 with him. He stayed at our table for about an hour and we talked, mostly about his dumb fantasy football team.

Sanchez is fun to hang out with and really self aware about how bad he is at football.

That's my dumb football story related to noted bad quarterback Mark Sanchez.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

a neat cape posted:

Assuming Benjamin didn't get scared of the ball.

Or is that only on punts

What did you guys do to him? He was awesome on punts last year?



Edit: 3rd in NFL in yards per return last year. 11.6 yds/return.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Oct 15, 2016

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dang RIP Groves I remember loving you as a pass rusher

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Penisaurus Sex posted:

I worked as a bartender at a country club for 2 years a while back and one of my regulars was this older guy who owned a bunch of horses in Kentucky. We ended up being pretty good friends, and I was down in Kentucky and met up with him to watch one of his horses race and hang out afterwards.

We went to a restaurant in Louisville and somehow ended up with Mark Sanchez at our table. He was dressed ridiculously and had a cane full of Pappy Van Winkle 12 with him. He stayed at our table for about an hour and we talked, mostly about his dumb fantasy football team.

Sanchez is fun to hang out with and really self aware about how bad he is at football.

That's my dumb football story related to noted bad quarterback Mark Sanchez.

Cane full of whiskey? I'd expect that out of Stafford tbh.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

He's got one of those circus concave mirrors

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ravens released Billy Turner already.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Amy Pole Her posted:

Dang RIP Groves I remember loving you as a pass rusher

what the gently caress

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i remember laughing when he got arrested for solicitation. man how time flies

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Flikken posted:

What did you guys do to him? He was awesome on punts last year?



Edit: 3rd in NFL in yards per return last year. 11.6 yds/return.

He looks absolutely terrified on punt returns and has already muffed three this year before getting benched for Dexter McCluster

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

hifi posted:

what the gently caress
He had a heart condition and died from a heart attack at 32 :smith:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

a neat cape posted:

He looks absolutely terrified on punt returns and has already muffed three this year before getting benched for Dexter McCluster

Huh, he was the Browns best returner since Cribbs.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Flikken posted:

Huh, he was the Browns best returner since Cribbs.

Not saying that I don't really like him as a WR, because I do. Fumble against the Saints not withstanding

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



So I'm listening to Barnwell talk about what the Dolphins do with Tannehill next year and brought up Cutler or possibly trading for Romo as replacements. No point this just made me laugh

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Brees for tannehill straight up

Who says no?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

So I'm listening to Barnwell talk about what the Dolphins do with Tannehill next year and brought up Cutler or possibly trading for Romo as replacements. No point this just made me laugh

dolphins fans on twitter are constantly asking if cutler is a possibility, as in, "can we please bring cutler in to fix our QB issues?"

lol

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

Brees for tannehill straight up

Who says no?

Me. I do.

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