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ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


I mean it's the same with Voltron and Power Rangers and whatever, but they spend most of the episode just loving around and the lions getting beat up in the Voltron show, then at the very end they make the massive robot and kill the bad guy in 10 seconds.

Here's a hint: when a massive monster comes down and starts wrecking poo poo, just form your giant robot and end it in a single swipe of your dicksword.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


their lawyers advised them that proportional response makes the difference between manslaughter and murder

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
power rangers don't form megazord right at the beginning because their code of ethics says enver to escalate a fight


i've never seen voltron i don't know their honor code

gheist
Oct 15, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Oct 15, 2016

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You need a bit of foreplay to get it up.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
the episodes where the lions won were the worst

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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ballistics statistics posted:

I mean it's the same with Voltron and Power Rangers and whatever, but they spend most of the episode just loving around and the lions getting beat up in the Voltron show, then at the very end they make the massive robot and kill the bad guy in 10 seconds.

Here's a hint: when a massive monster comes down and starts wrecking poo poo, just form your giant robot and end it in a single swipe of your dicksword.

It would probably make the two guys in the feet really sullen. They don't get to swing the sword or anything good. Do they even get to control anything? Would it make a difference if they just got out and went home, and left their feetbots on autopilot?

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

It would probably make the two guys in the feet really sullen. They don't get to swing the sword or anything good. Do they even get to control anything? Would it make a difference if they just got out and went home, and left their feetbots on autopilot?

Wow this is a v reasonable argument. They probably get paid less too

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
That's how they do it in the Israeli version.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
im going to guess that just like the power rangers, the voltron dudes have an agreement with a couple of local construction companies

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Why doesn't Goku just go straight to super saiyen mode?

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Why did Stone Cold ever bother doing anything other than Stone Cold Stunners?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It costs a ton of money and requires a complete stripdown and rebuild every time to get them apart

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Why don't pornstars just bust in the first 30 seconds like a normal person

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Why didn't they just make Voltron a single robot right from the start. poo poo is so dumb...

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Why didn't the bad guys send more than one monster at a time? I mean, you seem to be failing at the 1 or even 2 monster at a time scenario. Why not give it a month or so, let the Rangers think they've won, stockpile the monsters and then unleash about 5-10 at once?

That or if you know the Power Rangers' identities, just reveal them to the world or step on their school.

Or write horribly disturbing erotic fanfic about them.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Disgusting Coward posted:

Why did Stone Cold ever bother doing anything other than Stone Cold Stunners?

Hey, that Lou Thesz Press was bitchin'

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

It costs a ton of money and requires a complete stripdown and rebuild every time to get them apart

No, I think it's dogs that have problems getting stuck together.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

JediTalentAgent posted:


Or write horribly disturbing erotic fanfic about them.

I'm pretty sure there's enough Bulk/Skull erotic fanfic on the internet already

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

JediTalentAgent posted:

Why not give it a month or so, let the Rangers think they've won, stockpile the monsters and then unleash about 5-10 at once?

These are the hard-hitting issues that I hope the movie addresses.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
the real question is why does it even come in parts?

just make a giant gently caress-off robot that kills monsters. get out of here with these lame rear end animal themes

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

JediTalentAgent posted:

Why didn't the bad guys send more than one monster at a time? I mean, you seem to be failing at the 1 or even 2 monster at a time scenario. Why not give it a month or so, let the Rangers think they've won, stockpile the monsters and then unleash about 5-10 at once?

That or if you know the Power Rangers' identities, just reveal them to the world or step on their school.

Or write horribly disturbing erotic fanfic about them.

in the new one at least they throw everything they have at voltron on multiple occasions

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it must be really unpleasant to be in voltron formation. So they don't wanna just strut like that or whatevs.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Vegetable posted:

Why doesn't Goku just go straight to super saiyen mode?

goku fights how he wants

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

RaySmuckles posted:

the real question is why does it even come in parts?

just make a giant gently caress-off robot that kills monsters. get out of here with these lame rear end animal themes

At that point why not skip the robot too and just make a really big gun and put it on some tracks

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Voltron was one robot at first supposedly but was broken into parts by a witch curse or something

Parts that somehow look fine and work independently

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Why didn't Hitler just kill all the Jews at once? These are the things that keep me up at night.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Quick Draw McGraw posted:

At that point why not skip the robot too and just make a really big gun and put it on some tracks

heck, all you really need is a balloon filled with sarin gas and a bb gun

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

why didnt indiana jones just bang undergrads all day long???

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

misty mountaintop posted:

Why didn't Hitler just kill all the Jews at once? These are the things that keep me up at night.

He got bogged down with the disabled, gypsies, and homosexuals

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

why is luke skywalker such a little bitch?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

why doesnt james bond just rape pussy galore as soon as he meets her???

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

He got bogged down with the disabled, gypsies, and homosexuals

That's why they couldn't form Voltron, either.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

numberoneposter posted:

why doesnt james bond just rape pussy galore as soon as he meets her???

James Bond is a believer in strong affirmative consent. That's why it was so difficult for him to kill Dr. No.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

misty mountaintop posted:

James Bond is a believer in strong affirmative consent. That's why it was so difficult for him to kill Dr. No.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Waoh, somebody did not read the books.

I didn't either but I heard he's an unrepentant misogynist in them and I wanted to make a joke.



Apparently the premise of Dr. No is that being mixed race makes you crazy

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

misty mountaintop posted:

James Bond is a believer in strong affirmative consent. That's why it was so difficult for him to kill Dr. No.

Waoh, somebody did not read the books.

I didn't either but I heard he's an unrepentant misogynist in them and I wanted to make a joke.

naem
May 29, 2011

James Bond on the books is really clearly autistic. Like, rich and spoiled and entitled and cranky he got drafted but mostly he just REALLY wants the crust cut off his sandwiches and his drink SHAKEN NOT STIRRED NOOOO BAD TOUCH

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
The joke is, the guy's name is Dr. No, which is one of the things you could say to not give consent, and the image I'm hoping you get in your mind, is of James Bond trying to kill him, but having to stop because Dr. No says No.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

James Bond on the books is really clearly autistic. Like, rich and spoiled and entitled and cranky he got drafted but mostly he just REALLY wants the crust cut off his sandwiches and his drink SHAKEN NOT STIRRED NOOOO BAD TOUCH

The old James B9nd books read almost like Brian jacques and the auhor spends a ton of tike describing all the stuff bond eats and drinks.

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