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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

thecluckmeme posted:

What do you have against experiencing real fear on Halloween?

Fear and revulsion are not the same thing.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I counted 8 stupid pigeons that got swallowed up and at least 3 just puttered right into impending doom without trying to escape :allears: proof pigeons are useless flying rats

We must all homage to the sacred mill. All pigeons falling, all grain grinding, all dough rising, owes itself to the sacred mill.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Counterpoint: Fat people wearing things fit for someone a third their size.

Be the change you want to see in the world

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world

I wear khakis and polos, which are appropriate for my body.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nice outfit









FOR A CLOWN TO POOP ON

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

I wear khakis and polos, which are appropriate for my body.

:sad:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Me waiting for my sister to come visit

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Ummm posting the dead girl whose picture was taken on a porch by a serial killer is something other than funny,

Furthermore

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


What movie is that corpse puppet from I can't remember? American werewolf in london? Beetlejuice? Christ everything I can think of is wrong.
Edward scissorhands? GIS can't be right. I recognize this but I've never seen that movie. Drop dead fred? I'm out of guesses.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Krinkle posted:

What movie is that corpse puppet from I can't remember? American werewolf in london? Beetlejuice? Christ everything I can think of is wrong.
Edward scissorhands? GIS can't be right. I recognize this but I've never seen that movie. Drop dead fred? I'm out of guesses.

That's Winona Ryder, so Beetlejuice would be a good guess

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

It's Beetlejuice, that's one of the guys in the afterlife waiting room.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I remembered the fish lady who was sawn in half, and the explorer with the shrunken head. I forgot the burnt up smoker.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Stare-Out posted:

It's Beetlejuice, that's one of the guys in the afterlife waiting room.

Coach!

Coach!?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Do you remember this photo from like fifteen years ago? As posted here on the great goon.jpg thread, and many threads before?



Well, the podcast Reply All recently found the man in the photo.

https://gimletmedia.com/episode/79-boy-in-photo/

It's one of my favorite goon.jpg (and therefore funny, in a sad way) photos. I love their quote:

quote:

If there was an entire nation dedicated to teenage longing, they'd put his face on the $100 bill.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

syscall girl posted:

Coach!

Coach!?

He survived :rolleyes:.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe



I too hate telemarketers.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Fair enough

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

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Oct 30, 2009

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Was that done in Windows95's MSPaint?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



If that wasn't done in photoshop that's a very patient dog.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Checkmate, athiets

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG55Ze_Dj20

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Are those brown bear cubs? You can frighten off a brown bear cub by talking loudly at it, this is still cute though.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
oh my god

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/787403753129254913

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Kwyndig posted:

If that wasn't done in photoshop that's a very patient dog.
Looks like a really young Great Dane. A lot of those dogs are socialized to be utter pansies so they don't start chomping at everyone.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Isn't that a goon?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Kwyndig posted:

Are those brown bear cubs? You can frighten off a brown bear cub by talking loudly at it, this is still cute though.

They're black bears, which can have light coats. So they're even more skittish.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Picnic Princess posted:

They're black bears, which can have light coats. So they're even more skittish.

I feel like whoever came up with the whole black bear / brown bear nomenclature didn't really think it through. I'd rather have it be named after something intangible than something that is visible and sometimes wrong.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Glottis posted:

I feel like whoever came up with the whole black bear / brown bear nomenclature didn't really think it through. I'd rather have it be named after something intangible than something that is visible and sometimes wrong.

But describing something as a brown black bear is awesome and fun.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Pesticide20 posted:

Isn't that a goon?

yepp

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
Wrong thread!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pesticide20 posted:

Isn't that a goon?

no, that's andy richter.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Not a boat. 4/10.

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