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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



I made this and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd post it here.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FactsAreUseless posted:



I made this and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd post it here.
:lol:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PCOS Bill posted:

My best friend as a kid/teen had a downstairs bathroom that was converted from a small bedroom, so it had a regular full-size window right next to the toilet, like above where your knee would be. His sister was kind of trashy so every time I was over there in the back yard hanging out and she had to go in and use it she'd just open the window and keep carrying on like nothing was out of the ordinary.

This serves as perfect proof to the inappropriateness of the bathroom window analogy.
I hope that having such a real, leering, human face to ascribe to the situation will make certain posters think twice before being so thoughtless in their rhetoric.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
IMHO trying to paint the dude as a martyr for being too big of an attention whore to spent 30 seconds making a throw-away account is incredibly dumb and I'm glad that he was hoisted by his own bloated mustachioed undecided petard before he had a chance to actually capitalize on his fame in any meaningful fashion.



Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

FactsAreUseless posted:



I made this and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd post it here.

I'm in the UK so do I have to delete my cache now? We have very strict rules regarding things like that :oh dear:

[edit] Things that are banned in porn for the UK:

(spoilered for NWS words)

face sitting
fisting
spanking
four limb bondage
female ejaculation
verbal abuse
water sports
+ others

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The meme doesn't mention any of those things. Is there something wrong with a squarting oegamiom?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Ak Gara posted:

I'm in the UK so do I have to delete my cache now? We have very strict rules regarding things like that :oh dear:

[edit] Things that are banned in porn for the UK:

(spoilered for NWS words)

face sitting
fisting
spanking
four limb bondage
female ejaculation
verbal abuse
water sports
+ others


This is pretty sad. Brits are some first class perverts, and made good porn.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ak Gara posted:


female ejaculation
water sports


Those are the same thing.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

no more reposts from ken bones' reddit account

getting a little weird

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Some top level meme here

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Clitch posted:

This is pretty sad. Brits are some first class perverts, and made good porn.

The kind of porn British perverts make would already get you sent to prison unless you were a politician or children's entertainer.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I think... I'm in love with Shitpostbot 5000!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/787344822399008768/photo/1

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!
Pap dat rear end

waffles beyond waffles has a new favorite as of 03:32 on Oct 16, 2016

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/787480718104489984

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

http://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/787458074835611648

e:

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
We might as well just make a bot that reposts a bot's memes to this thread

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/787375018128838656

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: What the Hell is This and Why Did My Grandson Like It?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Master Twig posted:

PYF Macros & Memes Part VII: What the Hell is This and Why Did My Grandson Like It?

Time for a new thread?

E:

waffles beyond waffles has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Oct 16, 2016

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

why does the trolley driver never try to put the brakes on

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What political party are the people on the tracks leaning toward?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

This is making me really uneasy

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wheany posted:

This is making me really uneasy

Try not being a millennial who can't handle anything

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

waffles beyond waffles posted:

Time for a new thread?

E:



I'd push that butt hole.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
hes 34 years old and that is what he has chosen to become

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Why are these trolleys traveling on roads and not on rails?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
They are on tracks. They're always on tracks.

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

They are on tracks. They're always on tracks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolleybus

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I'm talking about the trolley memes. I have not seen one of them where the trolley is not on a track.

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!
Maybe none of them are on a track, the guy at the switch controls nothing, and the trolley driver has complete control over how many people he wants to murder.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

hosed up if true

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dragonstoned posted:

why does the trolley driver never try to put the brakes on

The brakes are hooked up to a bomb that kills 5 children who would have grown up to kill 5 children each, but those 25 children would also have grown up to kill 5 children each. And so on.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

can't handle anything

:ironicat:

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