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oddium posted:i'm looking at it now, and has anyone noticed... X... 10... NinXdo
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oddium posted:here's a fun game i like to play when bored (usually driving): what do you think the nx stands for ?? The Nintendo Xenomorph. The company is reading the tea leaves again and has decided to begin a bioweapons division.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:The Nintendo Xenomorph. The company is reading the tea leaves again and has decided to begin a bioweapons division. Gonna wait all night outside the Stop for the first run Xenomiibos.
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The Nintendo NX is an indescribable console. It doesn't physically appear to conform to any sorts of laws of reality or euclidean geometry. The color of its shell doesn't occur in nature at all. You can't focus your eyes on it - if you tried looking directly at the NX your vision sort of slides over it constantly. The only way you can catch a glimpse of it is occasionally from the corner of your eye, but trying to comprehend what you are seeing drives even a stronger man insane. Some say it's a new form of NDA protection from Nintendo for beta testers. Some think the company is dealing in some shady occult business. The multitude of ancient runes adorning the NX's shipping box raise questions that the user manual leaves unanswered. When you lay down to bed and switch off the lights sometimes in the middle of the night a faint voice can be heard. "Letsa play" it beckons from the darkness. A faint glow emanates from your living room.
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Oct 16, 2016 21:42
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oh no i dropped my nx and it shattered to bits
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Hungry Bit posted:The Nintendo NX is an indescribable console. It doesn't physically appear to conform to any sorts of laws of reality or euclidean geometry. The color of its shell doesn't occur in nature at all. You can't focus your eyes on it - if you tried looking directly at the NX your vision sort of slides over it constantly. The only way you can catch a glimpse of it is occasionally from the corner of your eye, but trying to comprehend what you are seeing drives even a stronger man insane. am i reading kotaku... or a prophetic lost work of freaking Edgar Allen Poe !!
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Oct 16, 2016 21:46
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a.lo posted:oh no i dropped my nx and it shattered to bits Give it 30 seconds and it'll reconfigure itself like the T-1000. Such is the power of the NX.
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Oct 16, 2016 21:46
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a.lo posted:oh no i dropped my nx and it shattered to bits Just as dwarves lost the secrets of true mythril, Nintendo can no longer weave indestructable Nintendium.
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Oct 16, 2016 21:49
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Soul Glo posted:Still no real Metroid game, ridiculous metroid prime 4 just came out?
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Oct 16, 2016 21:52
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oddium posted:they should release mario galaxy 3 instead i think they will
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Oct 16, 2016 21:59
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I'm not looking forward to people saying "they should've just called it the NX" when the actual name is announced
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Oct 16, 2016 22:03
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm not looking forward to people saying "they should've just called it the NX" when the actual name is announced we can call it the nx. we have the power
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Oct 16, 2016 22:11
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm not looking forward to people saying "they should've just called it the NX" when the actual name is announced the nintendo pedigree
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Oct 16, 2016 22:12
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Blazing Zero posted:we can call it the nx. we have the power Now you're naming with power.
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Oct 16, 2016 22:18
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a.lo posted:the nintendo pedigree Should've kept the Nintendo Curbstomp imo
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Soul Glo posted:Should've kept the Nintendo Curbstomp imo i'd be okay with nintendo naming their consoles off of wrestler's finishing moves
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Oct 16, 2016 22:24
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a.lo posted:i'd be okay with nintendo naming their consoles off of wrestler's finishing moves You must watch some pretty loving brutal wrestling
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Oct 16, 2016 22:26
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a.lo posted:i'd be okay with nintendo naming their consoles off of wrestler's finishing moves I don't think people would be comfortable buying the Nintendo Crippler Crossface
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Oct 16, 2016 22:27
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a.lo posted:i'd be okay with nintendo naming their consoles off of wrestler's finishing moves I can't believe they banned the NX
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Oct 16, 2016 22:28
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Hace posted:I can't believe they banned the NX New thread title please.
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Oct 16, 2016 22:31
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I think you guys are really gonna like what's cooking over at Nintendo Headquarters... let's just say 2+0+1+7 may add up to "An X" in your future. 
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Oct 16, 2016 22:31
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they should make it ultra flimsy like they do with cell phones so that most people end up having to buy more than one
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Reiley posted:I think you guys are really gonna like what's cooking over at Nintendo Headquarters... let's just say 2+0+1+7 may add up to "An X" in your future. i'm trying to solve this but i don't know what letter 0 is supposed to be
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Oct 16, 2016 22:59
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oddium posted:i'm looking at it now, and has anyone noticed... X... 10... ...do?
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Oct 16, 2016 23:10
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Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think people would be comfortable buying the Nintendo Crippler Crossface That's nothing next to Benoit's ultimate finishing move
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Oct 16, 2016 23:12
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Nintendo bought Capcom and they're launching Negaman X on their new system.
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Oct 16, 2016 23:28
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The Wii U would have sold better if they had called it the Super Wii like I told them to.
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Oct 16, 2016 23:36
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Bongo Bill posted:The Wii U would have sold better if they had called it the Super Wii like I told them to. Hell yeah
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Chill Penguin posted:NXcite Truck I hope they release a HD port of Excite Truck for the NX.
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sout posted:You must watch some pretty loving brutal wrestling The Nintendo Bucklebomb will be so good, might end a few careers.
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Oct 17, 2016 01:29
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lol if you don't read nx phonetically as 'nks
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Oct 17, 2016 01:29
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They really hosed up calling it the Nintendo We Like Donald Trump
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a.lo posted:oh no i dropped my nx and it shattered to bits Commissar Ken posted:Give it 30 seconds and it'll reconfigure itself like the T-1000. Such is the power of the NX. The NX was actually sent from a far-distant dystopian future to slay Guy Goodbody posted:I don't think people would be comfortable buying the Nintendo Crippler Crossface Too many syllables. I would vote for the Nintendo Codebreaker, but people might think that it's a device for safecrackers.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm not looking forward to people saying "they should've just called it the NX" when the actual name is announced I've already been saying it, I'll probably be really disappointed unless the actual name is somehow better. But how could it be, especially from Nintendo?
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JustJeff88 posted:Too many syllables. I would vote for the Nintendo Codebreaker, but people might think that it's a device for safecrackers.
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It's Monday, and this week is rumored to be it. I can't wait to feel the winds of disappointment on my face once again after this week blows by with still no NX reveal.
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I'm actually kind of hoping that it's two separate devices and that getting both is quite expensive. I'd really rather that than either device being half arsed. A console being expensive is something that doesn't really bother me, as its a one time cost for a platform lasting (hopefully) five years. I'll pay £500 for the home and mobile consoles if the thing is 720p +.
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https://twitter.com/NintendaAmerica/status/784558058647289856
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Not falling for it.
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