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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



PCOS Bill posted:

Yes, we know you're incapable of humor, you don't have to keep reminding us at every junction.

I missed u and farooq ❤️

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I missed u and farooq ❤️

I don't think I've posted less than daily since I registered so

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

PCOS Bill posted:

I don't think I've posted less than daily since I registered so

Over 6 and a half posts per day.

And your last one was the first I really laughed at.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

chitoryu12 posted:

It looks like a cheap point-and-shoot 35mm like a Kodak Star or something. I have a few like that in my collection from the 1990s.
What's all the stuff on the back? All the point-and-shoots I'm used to just had blank backs for the film door.

I mean, you're probably right considering the rest of the picture. Maybe she just put stickers on it or something.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Knormal posted:

What's all the stuff on the back? All the point-and-shoots I'm used to just had blank backs for the film door.

Some mid-range point-and-shoots had a digital date and time readout on the film door so you can set it and be sure the right date and time would get exposed on the film if the camera had that option. I had a Minolta from the mid-80s that had something like that.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Guy Goodbody posted:

It does seem to be saying that trans women start at 8.5 and have negative crazy.

All men secretly wish they were women. I hope someday they stop it with this outward hate for such inward turmoil.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MageMage posted:

All men secretly wish they were women.

And tonights top news story, national polling has revealed that it's true, most men do wish they were women. When asked though if it was because women were strong, confident beings, with a stronger connection to their feelings, and stronger bonds with the family, all men responded with ".... uhhhh, no, mainly vag stuff."

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Dreddout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0


I "like" how the image quadruples it's AUG factor by bashing transwomen out of the blue. :nallears:

AUG.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

I would pay :10bux: to see this photoshopped without the costume so there's just the horrifying elongated manbaby torso

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

LostCosmonaut posted:

Weebs are pretty AUG



It had been awhile since I saw the titty mousepad :ughh:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
One can only imagine what creepy poo poo was on those monitors that compelled him to blur them out

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I can see the blurred task bar on the left hand side, looks like his wallpaper on that one. I won't ever understand people who put porn or something close to it as their wallpaper.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Ularg posted:

I can see the blurred task bar on the left hand side, looks like his wallpaper on that one. I won't ever understand people who put porn or something close to it as their wallpaper.

I guess it's an easy choice when you can be certain that no other human being will ever willingly enter your home.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Posting your victims seems a bit risqué.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

Perhaps a hamster posted:

I fully take the blame for forgetting to check who I'm responding to.

To make up, here's a record of a PUA in action.



"I can even make you squirt in the connection is right"



"I promise I'm normal"

Ahahaha I got that same message last year.



I posted it on FB to have a laugh, one of my friends thought it sounded familiar, looked it up and yep! It's from a PUA website.http://puamore.com/openers/the-apocalypse-opener-tinder-edition/

I sent him that link and go this in response:



Replied "I'm good" and surprisingly he didn't fly into a bunch of lovely remarks at me.

While looking for those I came across this gem:







:effort: responses on my part.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

It had been awhile since I saw the titty mousepad :ughh:

My last office job, they were cleaning out out department heads office after he retired and we found a bunch of those hidden in the bottom drawer.

Also, that computer, I can only imagine it sounds like a jet engine 100% of the time, because he needs to play Gal Gun at 120fps.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I love the little Haha at the end of the message. If you have to put that at the end of your message, chances are its not a good message.

Haha

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fathis Munk posted:

I love the little Haha at the end of the message. If you have to put that at the end of your message, chances are its not a good message.

Haha

A few people I know feel the need to end almost every completely normal IM with "lmao".

"I'm going to the store because I'm SO hungry lmao".

Hilarious.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






:yikes:

e: their shop is cute but maybe i just haven't had enough toxoplasmosis exposure to find this endearing

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I see nothing wrong with Bob's Burgers fanart.

But that's not Bob's Burgers fanart.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011


Enough of a classic that it's hard to find without a watermark somewhere.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

:stonk:

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A few people I know feel the need to end almost every completely normal IM with "lmao".

"I'm going to the store because I'm SO hungry lmao".

Hilarious.

Lol or the equivalent is the new full stop

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Knormal posted:

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

oh god

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




ok that's definitely worse than the rear end in a top hat pillow

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Knormal posted:

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

H.R. Giger is now fully erect.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
What if you combined them and made a pillow with that face

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





why are these ppl adding me on fb

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Knormal posted:

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

Does the vagina line up with your mouth? Is there an actual hole?

Can you gently caress it?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
You should send that message to the shop owner on etsy.

(The exact same message except maybe with a Haha thrown in)

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

The Saddest Rhino posted:



why are these ppl adding me on fb
Wow so that's the city of love everybody's always talkin about

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"

Knormal posted:

Anyone still looking for a Halloween costume?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/483209293/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask
(:nws: if the link didn't tell you)

Imgur backup in case the Etsy listing goes down: http://imgur.com/h3kJAho

It's just a Cenobite mask, what's the problem?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Does the vagina line up with your mouth? Is there an actual hole?

Can you gently caress it?
I was going to say there would have to be a hole to let the wearer breathe, but on second look if there is a hole there it wouldn't be big enough for a person to get enough air. So I'm forced to assume the person modeling that mask is dead.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

The Saddest Rhino posted:



why are these ppl adding me on fb

Aww, his belly's frowning. It's all sad.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Just to remind you, PCOS Bill started the transphobic derail that got the last thread cancelled.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Thanks for bringing that derail up again I guess :confused:

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Saddest Rhino posted:



why are these ppl adding me on fb

This throws a wrench into the old "I see Paris, I see France" child's rhyme.

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